KFuentesGeorge , to random
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Kaepernick: "The cops should maybe not kill Black people all the time."

NFL & fans: "That dirty ni-, that dirty thug should shut his mouth and leave politics out of sports."

Butker: "Broads should stay in the kitchen, and while I'm at it, let me tell you about 'diversity,' if you know what I mean, ha ha."

NFL & fans: "Yes gigachad, speak your truth, we value all opinions here."

#BlackMastodon #BlackFedi #BlackTwitter #NFL #football

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/23/nx-s1-4977336/harrison-butker-speech-roger-goodell-colin-kaepernick?utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3gqc80I-IwgeIZ5vcc8VNViVDsdDxy2vV7dhQaFvDDBCtRzC4cEKyANCo_aem_AUKlYSJiRgL-UWK-nqFlwZTLkCvS_pSuDIM3E3Vx_OTVvpdkDHGAKdPHzxv80F3dLHXaJah8CofTH3a3RC7qnpVS

wraptile , to random
@wraptile@fosstodon.org avatar

Been reading r/worldnews for a decade now and lately it has been really revealing what a propaganda machine it has become. Just got perma banned for pointing out that "legal war targets aren't necessarily ethically correct"

With Artifact gone, reddit basically gone - what other sources do you use for #geopolitics?

#reddit #news #askfedi

hobs ,
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@MikeDunnAuthor
I F-ed up. Don't mention @gottalaff without #NFL (not for Laffy). She's reporting live from the trump trial.

GottaLaff , to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

Atticus1956 ,
@Atticus1956@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

#NFL - The pedophile supports the rapist, how sweet!

Atticus1956 ,
@Atticus1956@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

#NFL

Oh-oh, we know what Boebert does when she gets bored.

GottaLaff , to random
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FYI, someone just asked me, "Could you please put a CW on those US politics posts?"

I said no sorry,, just mute me.

I don't understand CWing political posts. And that doesn't mean you need to @ me explaining why. I know THEIR reasons, I just disagree with them and won't do it.

I respect CWs for other things, but not politics. Politics is news and people need to be aware of what's happening. It's not gory or violent, it's politics.

Kthxbye.

Ppampolim ,
@Ppampolim@mastodon.social avatar

@nicolesandler @GottaLaff #nfl NFL

Some of us are here just for the daily epic batlles with Mr. Blowdryer and news of Hamilton on his way to Canada ;)

emarktaylor , to NFL group
@emarktaylor@mastodon.online avatar

🏈 @nfl

Via Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed
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3h
Happy 10th Anniversary

GottaLaff , to random
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New 🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

Picking up after my "mistrial" thread/ 1/...

All via McB for awhile:

Counsel approaches, brief sidebar

"Binoculars down."

As I mentioned, courtroom rules strictly enforced. During sidebar, court security doesn't allow reporters to use binoculars they had brought to see exhibits and facial expressions better

Kencf618033 ,
@Kencf618033@social.linux.pizza avatar

@GottaLaff

My mother is legally blind, and has telescopic spectacles for church –one lens has a miniature telescope.

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Bower:

Justice Merchan starts off will the prosecution motion for contempt.

He tells Trump he's about to issue his ruling, in which he will again find Trump in contempt of court.

The last thing I want to do is put you in jail, Justice Merchan says to Trump. You are the former President of the United States and possibly the next President as well.

But "going forward," he continues, "this court will have to consider jail sanctions" if necessary.

NorCalWineLady ,
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@GottaLaff
#NFL chuckle at your "debatable" comment.

samhkennedy ,
@samhkennedy@aus.social avatar

@GottaLaff #NFL I’m guessing he hasn’t got any choice.

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵STARTS HERE. 1/…

(Please remember to use NFL …Not For Laffy… in replies)

😂 See my previous post, just before this one, in my TL

Pagliery:

The judge starts out be making an odd clarification about his gag order.

He says that despite the restrictions on what Trump can say outside the courtroom, he can absolutely testify from the witness stand.

Trump lawyer Todd Blanche thanks him.

NorCalWineLady ,
@NorCalWineLady@sfba.social avatar

@GottaLaff
#NFL mini womp-womp. 😆

GottaLaff , to random
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal
PLEASE NOTE: I likely can’t reply while live-posting. Adding NFL (Not For Laffy) helps! Thx.

1/…

Via Andrew Weissmann:

Court about to begin. The defense table, from left to right: Blanche, the defendant (ie Trump), Bove, and Necheles (notably farthest from Trump). Gaggle of photographers shoot Trump, inches from his face: he maintains an implacable and dour expression. ADA Josh Steinglass and his team now enter: Steinglass is very much the lead here.

NorCalWineLady ,
@NorCalWineLady@sfba.social avatar

@GottaLaff
Very helpful description. Many thx to @GottaLaff

emarktaylor , to NFL group
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

🏈 @nfl

Via Pete Thamel @PeteThamel
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42s
With no quarterbacks in the second round, it's the third time in seven years that zero QBs have gone in the second round. In the other four years, only one has gone in the second.

GottaLaff , to random
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😴Via Acyn:

A source tells Ben Meiselas that #Trump is taking ‘full-on bonafide naps’ in the courtroom: Trump looked to be close to deep REM sleep. His lids are heavy..

#DefendantSleepyFlopsweatMcBrainspurs

HistoPol , (edited )
@HistoPol@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

#NFL

The question is, IF #TFG is re-elected...what happens when he falls asleep at the helm?

Source:
https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/a/asleep_at_the_wheel.asp

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Via Klasfeld:

Trump entered the courtroom in his usual slow stroll and perturbed disposition.

He let out a slight exhale as he reached the defense table before sitting down.
Present in the gallery again today:

Trump advisor Boris Epshteyn.

NorCalWineLady ,
@NorCalWineLady@sfba.social avatar

@GottaLaff
👍🏼 You go, girl!

atobsmith , to NFL group
@atobsmith@mastodon.social avatar

Are the Cowboys just bored of football and not participating? @nfl

cwgrody , to NFL group
@cwgrody@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Bo Nix? Sure, why not? @nfl

emarktaylor , to NFL group
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

🏈 @nfl

Via Bill Simmons 🤖 @BillSimmons

Hearing the Pats are either going to stay at 3, trade up or trade down.

GottaLaff , to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

MEANWHILE, at #SCOTUS, via Ryan Reilly:

Supreme Court Trump immunity arguments underway.

"There can be no presidency as we know it" without presidential immunity, Trump lawyer John Sauer argues. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Abs1nthe ,
@Abs1nthe@mstdn.party avatar

@GottaLaff

if tfg really truly thought presidents were 100% immune,

why was he always bitching about how bad & corrupt presidents were, until he became one? And after he got voted out?

GottaLaff , to random
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Oh good lord.🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Via Katie Phang;

So at 11:00 a.m. ET, #Trump posts on Truth Social calling Judge Merchan's courtroom a "kangaroo court" and calling on Merchan to recuse himself. Trump also assails the gag order, (falsely) claiming that he cannot defend himself.

This while we await a ruling from Judge Merchan on Trump's 10 violations of the #GagOrder... #TrumpTrial #legal

NorCalWineLady ,
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emarktaylor , to NFL group
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

🏈 @nfl

GottaLaff , to random
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Ahead of #TrumpTrial court Monday morning, #Trump posted on Truth Social that “America Loving Protesters should be allowed to protest at the front steps of Courthouses.” He added that people should “GO OUT AND PEACEFULLY PROTEST.” It’s very quiet outside the court in Manhattan — mostly just reporters.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/22/trump-hush-money-trial-live-updates/

Abs1nthe ,
@Abs1nthe@mstdn.party avatar

@GottaLaff #NFL what kind of "white balance" is used for tangerine flesh tones?

emarktaylor , to NFL group
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

🏈 @nfl

Via Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed
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16m

GottaLaff , to random
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Emptywheel thread on hearing: 1/...

Elena Kagan is having none of Jeffrey Green's argument about Fischer on fluidity.

Soto: We've never had a situation like this where people try to violently stop a proceeding.

Green raises the empty courthouses in Portland.

feldspar ,
@feldspar@mastodon.world avatar

@GottaLaff
Emptywheel for the win!!!! "Sit this one out in the RV or on a Yacht."

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Legal Corr. for Biz Insider Jacob Shamsian:

It's rare to see a criminal trial with no family members showing up to support the defendant.

Even Ghislaine Maxwell had two sisters and a brother attend nearly every day of her trial.

#TrumpTrial

elronxenu ,
@elronxenu@mastodon.cloud avatar

@GottaLaff Like the E Jean Carroll trial, Trump has nobody who can stand up and attest to his good character. #NFL

GottaLaff , to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

I’ll start a 🧵

I will NOT (& often CANNOT) answer questions, so please don’t ask me any. If you have a comment/question for the universe, please label it “NFL” (Not For Laffy) so I can skip thru my replies.

1/… Via Pagliery:

Trump is sitting in court now, surrounded on both sides by his lawyers.
(More…)

elronxenu ,
@elronxenu@mastodon.cloud avatar

@GottaLaff He is not going to cope with 6 weeks of this.

I'm expecting soon he will come in, coked to the eyeballs with some of Don Jr's finest.

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