lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Signs you are old:
-You dropped acid in a Blockbuster.
-You hid cocaine in your VHS player.
-You bought heroin behind a RadioShack.
-Your grandfather served in WWI (he smoked crack in the trenches).

arthur ,
@arthur@social.hardfork.ngo avatar

@lowqualityfacts you drank cocaine from the original coke

jmax ,
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@lowqualityfacts - That's amusing. I'm old enough that one of those ought to apply, but nope.

Christo ,
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@lowqualityfacts
No. Rolling spiffs on LPs
Sniffing lines of speed

Merk_94 ,
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@lowqualityfacts Cocaine is the correct drug to hide in a VCR. If you can afford cocaine (powder, not crack), you can afford a new VCR.

LanguageMan1 ,

@lowqualityfacts They drank more than doing drugs, but they did a few.

Eka_FOOF_A ,
@Eka_FOOF_A@spacey.space avatar

@lowqualityfacts
LOL Blockbuster didn't exist yet. I must be young.

noyes ,
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@lowqualityfacts
When I was 14 or 15 years old I accidentally returned a library book with a Felix The Cat 4-way tucked inside of it. I went back the next day and it wasn't on the shelf--must have been reserved.

There was never a panic about acid tucked into the pages of YA fiction at the local library so I guess I dodged that bullet. Year was 1990 give or take. Lots of acid in suburbia in the early 90s.

Ertain ,
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@lowqualityfacts Hiding cocaine in a VCR? I don't think so.

theleavingyear ,
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@lowqualityfacts The drugs scream 70s but the scenes of rhe crimes are pure 80s.

SouthFresh ,
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@lowqualityfacts I feel called out

Donatella ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Not at a blockbuster, that was at an Ohio State v Michigan game in Columbus, and Ohio State lost

mcSlibinas ,
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@lowqualityfacts 1 no, 2 no, 3 no, 4 no.

Wait, why i don't feel young?! Is there some omitted things?! 🤔

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts whew, ate mushrooms and made a land line phone call didn't make the list.

Forever young!

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