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@lowqualityfacts

In all seriousness:

Have you considered a run of fortune cookies?

They can't be too expensive to do a run. I would be overjoyed to find this kind of ridiculousness in my fortune cookie.

SouthFresh OP ,
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@lowqualityfacts in exchange for the idea, I will accept as payment: notification that you did it, and where I could get one. :D

dansup , to random
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The new Pixelfed app compose screen, it's simple and works well!

Share Intents are supported as well, so you can share photos and videos from your Photos app directly to the Pixelfed app

SouthFresh ,
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@dansup Golf?

ElleGray , to random
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    SouthFresh ,
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    @ElleGray Is this some sort of Salvador Dogi painting?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Their pizza is unrivaled.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    SouthFresh ,
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    @lowqualityfacts the E. stands for Excellence

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I wish I could unlearn this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    SouthFresh ,
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    @lowqualityfacts hey guys! You know those between-your-ribs pains that pop when you breathe in deeply? That's your fingernails and toenails reconnecting internally! Pop!

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Social media user: All this political stuff is exhausting. I'll just post something silly.

    posts picture of a cute cat yawning

    First comment: I don't get it. Is this cat an anti-Biden or anti-Trump thing?

    Second comment: Hmm this cat post feels like a big "fuck you" to the student protests.

    SouthFresh ,
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    @lowqualityfacts this post sure seems pretty right-twix

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Signs you are old:
    -You dropped acid in a Blockbuster.
    -You hid cocaine in your VHS player.
    -You bought heroin behind a RadioShack.
    -Your grandfather served in WWI (he smoked crack in the trenches).

    SouthFresh ,
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    @lowqualityfacts I feel called out

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I could never live there.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    SouthFresh ,
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    @lowqualityfacts 'cept that one country.

    rbreich , to random
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    Trump keeps telling the lie that he's being prosecuted "by Biden."

    False.

    Four different grand juries, made up of ordinary citizens, voted to indict him after reviewing substantial evidence that he had committed crimes. That's how the criminal justice system work

    SouthFresh ,
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    @rbreich "Trump perpetually lies"

    Fixed that for you.

    rbreich , to random
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    News flash: If you outlaw abortions, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."

    SouthFresh ,
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    @rbreich rather, they're the government of limiting

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