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ElectricDoorknob

@ElectricDoorknob@mastodon.world

resident of California, #travel enjoyer, #guitar learner, pun enthusiast, happy depressive, developer for #RiffTrax, tolerated by several #cats

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I guess it's kind of funny.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts dude hates garlic? hilarious!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Signs you are old:
-You dropped acid in a Blockbuster.
-You hid cocaine in your VHS player.
-You bought heroin behind a RadioShack.
-Your grandfather served in WWI (he smoked crack in the trenches).

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts whew, ate mushrooms and made a land line phone call didn't make the list.

Forever young!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts time to invest in hardhat futures

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Me: The pain is unbearable. I need more morphine.

AI Nurse: Morphine does not exist. There are no medications that start with an M.

Me: That is wrong. Please give me something to help relieve the pain.

AI Nurse: Of course! You are a 185 pound male. An adult, male kangaroo weighs up to 190 pounds. Therefore, I will administer kangaroo medicine.

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts this kangaroo court sentences you to kangaroo hospital

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Nature is crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts this is how they're able to be perfect spheres

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like french fries.

-Enjoy watching TV.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts man I got at least two of those so here's your tootboost

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's an endless cycle.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ElectricDoorknob ,
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@lowqualityfacts twist: the sand is just the ground up remains of even older metal detectors

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