lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

martinvermeer ,
@martinvermeer@fediscience.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Eh, LOW quality facts

gnutelephony ,
@gnutelephony@floss.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts they charge you for the echos, too...

swordgeek ,
@swordgeek@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts You're doing the "not low quality" think again. This is astute and true.

TheNovemberMan ,
@TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com avatar

@lowqualityfacts 👍👍

starstorm_x1 ,
@starstorm_x1@floofy.tech avatar

@lowqualityfacts Everyone: Well we'll make our own voids! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the void

Kierkegaanks ,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts Void as a service is now $19.99 a month

VoxDei ,
@VoxDei@qoto.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Ah, well, that's supply and demand for you. Can't stop progress. But I can sell you this fine box with a button on it if you want to try. Look, the button says "Stop" and everything. That'll be another $100 please.

Hapbt ,
@Hapbt@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts "we would like to improve society?"

"best i can do is a rainbow over the torture nexus"

skyfire747 ,
@skyfire747@aus.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts increases the amount to $100,000,000.00 and makes it apply only to billionaires!

philip_cardella ,
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  • MacropodCare ,
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    @philip_cardella @lowqualityfacts
    A hundred bucks seems steep when you can whisper into the abyss for free.

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