lowqualityfacts ,
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Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

philip_cardella ,
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  • MacropodCare ,
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    @philip_cardella @lowqualityfacts
    A hundred bucks seems steep when you can whisper into the abyss for free.

    skyfire747 ,
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    @lowqualityfacts increases the amount to $100,000,000.00 and makes it apply only to billionaires!

    Hapbt ,
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    @lowqualityfacts "we would like to improve society?"

    "best i can do is a rainbow over the torture nexus"

    VoxDei ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Ah, well, that's supply and demand for you. Can't stop progress. But I can sell you this fine box with a button on it if you want to try. Look, the button says "Stop" and everything. That'll be another $100 please.

    Kierkegaanks ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Void as a service is now $19.99 a month

    starstorm_x1 ,
    @starstorm_x1@floofy.tech avatar

    @lowqualityfacts Everyone: Well we'll make our own voids! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the void

    TheNovemberMan ,
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    @lowqualityfacts 👍👍

    swordgeek ,
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    @lowqualityfacts You're doing the "not low quality" think again. This is astute and true.

    gnutelephony ,
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    @lowqualityfacts they charge you for the echos, too...

    martinvermeer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Eh, LOW quality facts

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