lowqualityfacts ,
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Good news everyone! I had the honor of receiving Elon Musk's first Neuralink wireless brain chip! I've honestly never felt better. I am energized, focused, and can sense my brain operating at levels previously unreachable by humanity.

But I must go now, for the Tesla Gigafactory calls to me. I see the glorious assembly line each time I close my eyes. Just the thought of working myself to death there gives me an unparalleled dopamine rush.

tron ,
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And how is @lowqualityfacts holding up?

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jaycee ,
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

stevecantsmell ,
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@lowqualityfacts "ALL HAIL ELON. CLOSE THE BORDERS. MORE WHITE BREEDING. WORK WORK WORK" gnaws off fingers

amiserabilist ,
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@lowqualityfacts

https://mastodon.social/@KateOfMind/111845731842686583

amiserabilist ,
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@lowqualityfacts

autosexual

i'm gonna design sex robots with such advanced Al that they still reject incels

The Cybermen were a "race" of cybernetically augmented humanoids. They varied greatly in design between numerous different Cyber-subspecies, and originated independently through parallel evolution from various locations across time, space and universes, including Mondas, Telos, Planet 14, Marinus, a Mondasian colony ship, the Earths of the Doctor's universe and "Pete's World", and at least one other parallel universe. Although almost all Cybermen lacked emotions, as they considered them to be a weakness and instead embraced pure logic, they were often born out of a human civilisation's, or an individual's, fear for survival, which was often inflicted by threats such as poverty or the degradation of a civilisation's world. Other times, the Cybermen were born out of an extreme desire for immortality. Due to parallel evolution, there were numerous similarities and differences between groups of Cybermen; most lacked names or individuality beyond a rank, and all sought to fully conquer their respective universes to ensure their survival and "upgrade" all "compatible" life forms to ensure those beings survived as well. Some sought to conquer other universes as well, or even the entire multiverse. Unable to naturally breed themselves, the Cybermen most often attempted to achieve these goals via a process called cyber-conversion, the physical and mental re-engineering of organic lifeforms, often humans and humanoids with similar biologies, into Cybermen.
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    • hopefulhumanizer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    From opening credits of the TV series, "Earth Final Conflict," newly minted companion agent William Boone receives his Cyber Viral Implant that expands his mind's cognitive powers. The reason the Taelons required the CVI was to insure their agents' loyalty.

    markdevries ,
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    @lowqualityfacts I am waiting for the new and improved Neuralink 2! I never go for such tech when it first comes out. Let them work out the kinks first.

    dozymoe ,
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    sheeple @lowqualityfacts

    Basic_Bench ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Have any of your limbs started moving of their own accord?

    failedLyndonLaRouchite ,

    @lowqualityfacts

    It is quite possible that neuralink is just Musk FUD hype BS

    on the other hand the need that disabled people have is so great that even if neuralink works poorly it would deserve a nobel prize for helping humanity and I am NOT joking

    jargoggles ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    If you smell toast, that means the chip is working extra good.

    pansel_arrington ,

    @lowqualityfacts are you sure you’re okay Professor Farnsworth?

    Oldfartrant ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    Resistance is futile

    enmodo ,
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    @lowqualityfacts don't smash your brains into the back of a fire truck on the way there!

    jacquiharper ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Been assimilated then?

    gnate ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    Let that sink in.

    Crowjane ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    Congratulations! Does this mean your low quality facts will become more x rated?

    UrsaAshBear ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    How are the dreaming ad breaks and are they targeted?

    johnhattan ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Good deal. I got the Bill Gates 5G biochips from my 'rona vaccines. They do let me receive 5G in my brain, but I have to use Bing.

    Kierkegaanks ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Elon is our benefactor, tesla is or salvation

    dascandy42 ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Any idea what you'll be voting on next election?

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