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Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
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In Heat at the Moment - Asia


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Congratulations Arizona! You’ve discovered the power of prayer!

Because of this along with a 160 year old law Arizona has outlawed abortion—stripping women of their bodily autonomy and putting lives at risk

Let me be clear

If you abstain from voting or vote 3rd party: you are directly attacking me and all women

Vote.

Take back the house. Enshrine Reproductive Rights.

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@flexghost this is unsettling

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Watergate - ABBA


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Baba Ganoush - The Who


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Good news everyone! I had the honor of receiving Elon Musk's first Neuralink wireless brain chip! I've honestly never felt better. I am energized, focused, and can sense my brain operating at levels previously unreachable by humanity.

But I must go now, for the Tesla Gigafactory calls to me. I see the glorious assembly line each time I close my eyes. Just the thought of working myself to death there gives me an unparalleled dopamine rush.

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@lowqualityfacts "ALL HAIL ELON. CLOSE THE BORDERS. MORE WHITE BREEDING. WORK WORK WORK" gnaws off fingers

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