Opossums

AFKBRBChocolate , in Opossums are our friends

That thing about ticks probably isn't true

Sizzler , (edited )

Heck, that link goes so far as to have a personal experience where they think an opposum brought ticks with Lyme disease from a dear with it that affected their dog.

My one question is, would it be that easy to see a tick in an opposum's stomach contents?

ColeSloth ,

Aww maaan.

cmac , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

LemmyFeed ,

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

jol ,

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

irreticent ,
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Anticorp ,

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

captainlezbian ,

You could if you were cooler

Anticorp ,

I wish I were cooler.

SoleInvictus ,

Join us in Colombia!

janus2 ,
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Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

Aux ,

Murican puritans, lol.

match ,
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The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

kameecoding ,

Land of the free, lmao

Lucidlethargy , in Quick, call a priest
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Real talk: nobody should use these things. Not Google's, not Amazon's, not Apple's... They are all capable of spying on you, and also being compromised by hackers.

JackGreenEarth ,
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HomeAssistant is FOSS and apparently capable.

Sailing7 ,

And also a pita to actually become a useful gadget.
Sadly.

the_third ,

Yeah, there was a lot of pain and learning involved but you know what: I can do that, and not having Megacorp listening devices at home was the hill I decided to spend some time on.

And it works fine for me now, so I'm happy.

Sailing7 ,

Happy to hear that matey. I died on that hill trying to achieve the same thing.
Either way I simply don't use any assistance so no need to go for tradeoffs

Sailing7 ,

Happy to hear that matey. I died on that hill trying to achieve the same thing.
Either way I simply don't use any assistance so no need to go for tradeoffs

the_third ,

Yeah, I had a financial incentive to be honest, because HA optimizes my energy usage by regulating the heat pump, the car chargers, sun heat influx with the shutters etc. to get the most out of my solar electric panels, solar thermal panels, home batteries and dynamic energy pricing. Everything I did regarding it pays off, the rest, like, lights folliwing me across the garden etc. are just a neat thing that fell out of the entire project basically for free.

Bach37strad ,

It definitely has a learning curve but as someone who is much more hands on with very little programming experience, I actually found it pretty intuitive. And frankly for the things that aren't super intuitive, there's a community support thread for basically anything you could want to do.

Never thought I would have one, but homeassistant made it easy enough for me to program my own wall mounted control panel, that it just made sense.

echodot ,

Apple says that all your data is private. So I extra don't trust them.

At least Google and Amazon are up front about the fact they spy on you

funkless_eck , (edited )

Every time I see this comment I make the point that, from a privacy perspective, they are likely better than average consumer, non-rooted, non-linux* phones, laptops, desktops.

They give back one geographic position - your house, and you don't give them credit card, social security, Healthcare or other personal information like you frequently use your phone and computer for.

You don't even use them to search for porn (cue one guy saying he does)

  • please feel free to bicker about what counts as a "Linux phone" but I won't join in.
son_named_bort , in Rogue opossum

Ain't no rule that says an opossum can't play football.

loaExMachina , (edited ) in This is basic science, I'm surprised you didn't know

So, this'll ne today's "akchually" comment, but before I start I'd like to make two things clear :

  1. I'm a bit alcoholized (for good reasons) and I probably wouldn't be writing this otherwise.

  2. All the animals involved ae are awesome, I love town them(?) and want to share love and enthusiasm about them.

So, armadillos are xenarthrans and apparently zoologists don't know exactly how to classify them, there are different theories. Pretty much everyone agrees that there they are placental mammals, which makes them closer to us than possums are, but are there they closer to us or to elephants? Big question. Many answers. Xenarthrans also include sloths, and anteaters. They have weird vertebrae. That's there big thing. I don't know the details, but apparently no other mammals have vertebrae quite like theirs. And their metabolism is pretty slow too, by mammal standards. Anyways, they're beautiful. And you're beautiful too.

[Edit: I later corrected the typos but left them as evidence.

FuglyDuck ,
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Just gonna toss this out there....

Xenarthrans would make for an awesome name of aliens.

edgemaster72 ,
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Definitely sounds like one of the made up alien races that the !insanepeoplefacebook think built the pyramids

FuglyDuck ,
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C’mon. Those are the Goa’Uld, I’ve seen that movie.

(And the tv show, and, uh, the other tv show. And uhm… that one show we won’t talk about, and the other movies too,)

ickplant OP Mod ,
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This is one of my favorite comments of all time, just wanted to say.

loaExMachina ,

Thank you!

x4740N , in Opossums are our friends
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Australian possums are scarier than what ever these things are, the fuckers sound like demons outside your window and wake you in the middle of the night

cm0002 ,

Australia is just where the rest of the world dumped a lot of the scarier versions of their local animals

Ragnarok314159 ,

It’s also nature’s maximum security prison. New Zealand is the guard shack.

Texas_Hangover ,

Yeah, but yall's possums are adorable, ours look like they're about to stab you for meth money.

x4740N ,
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Our possoms are cute but deadly depending on how they feel

So they can decide to be cute or try amd fuck you up

robocall OP ,
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I believe opossums are America's only marsupial.

captain_aggravated ,
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Yeah, apparently marsupials first arose in North America and then migrated by some mechanism to Australia. Placental mammals arrived or also arose on North America as well which is why our marsupials are so...just opossums. But there were no mammals on Australia so they spread to many niches.

9point6 , in Amen

If we're talking requests can I see an octopus on LSD?

Assman ,
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Badger on ketamine

EtherWhack ,
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The shroom 'coon

Kolanaki ,
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Yes. The name of the show is Assassination Classroom.

wise_pancake , in Penelope is doing her weigh-in

I need my own labeled bucket for when I weigh myself in the bathroom

chemical_cutthroat ,
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I'll have one as soon as I change my name to Ben and/or Jerry.

Kyrgizion , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke.
¯\(ツ)

Neato ,
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and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

sleep_deprived ,

Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

TexasDrunk ,

God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

Anticorp ,

No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

match ,
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I thought that involved poppers vcr cleaner

areyouevenreal ,

What is horse cocaine?

jol ,

🐎

rhandyrhoads ,

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

toynbee ,

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

aibler , in TIL newborn opossums are the size of a dime

Kangaroos as well! They climb up to the pouch to continue growing in there.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bfd32685-1b1f-4419-8a00-1916158bfcdc.jpeg

MeDuViNoX , in Opossums are our friends
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AND their brains are as smooth as eggs!

robocall OP ,
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Eggs are so tasty 😋

mozz Admin , (edited ) in Whoa oh, livin' on a praaaaaaaaaayer
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There is only one answer: Rock out harder and indicate to them that you're having a good time.

If they're decent then they'll like it, and if they're not, then it'll do them good to get all irritated under their skin about it when they see that you're having fun. You're allowed to have fun.

citrusface ,

this person rocks and fucks.

paysrenttobirds ,

Most of the time people smile. I always try to guess if someone is listening to the same radio station. Seems less and less likely, but it would be fun.

pancakes , in Hello, anxiety, my old friend
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The secret third way is always both the worst and the most secret.

Chestnut , in Thank your local opossum
zaph ,
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This is anti-opossum propaganda and I won't stand for it.

Chestnut ,
ickplant OP Mod ,
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Fascinating stuff!

She found worms, a French fry, broken glass, and a mostly undigested shrew, but no ticks.

Conclusion: Opossums are still metal and my spirit animal.

skye , in Katamari Damacy
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Orbpossum

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