Sorgan71 ,

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

invisiblegorilla ,

An honest meditation!
https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

DerArzt ,

I love it!

cmac ,

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

LemmyFeed ,

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

jol ,

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

irreticent ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/91d064c2-e663-4a84-9b59-07ebce336a1d.gif

Anticorp ,

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

captainlezbian ,

You could if you were cooler

Anticorp ,

I wish I were cooler.

SoleInvictus ,

Join us in Colombia!

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

Aux ,

Murican puritans, lol.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

kameecoding ,

Land of the free, lmao

Kyrgizion ,

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke.
¯\(ツ)/¯

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

sleep_deprived ,

Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

TexasDrunk ,

God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

Anticorp ,

No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I thought that involved poppers vcr cleaner

areyouevenreal ,

What is horse cocaine?

jol ,

🐎

rhandyrhoads ,

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

toynbee ,

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

ilija ,

I know a cat for your problems.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

ilija ,

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

TachyonTele ,

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

JackbyDev ,

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

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