Opossums

eric , in Amen
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I'd watch the shit out of Indica Possom.

9point6 , in Amen

If we're talking requests can I see an octopus on LSD?

Assman ,
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Badger on ketamine

EtherWhack ,
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The shroom 'coon

Kolanaki ,
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Yes. The name of the show is Assassination Classroom.

MataVatnik , in Amen
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After volunteering in a wildlife shelter I'm pretty sure opossums are naturally stoned

cmac , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

LemmyFeed ,

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

jol ,

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

irreticent ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/91d064c2-e663-4a84-9b59-07ebce336a1d.gif

Anticorp ,

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

captainlezbian ,

You could if you were cooler

Anticorp ,

I wish I were cooler.

SoleInvictus ,

Join us in Colombia!

janus2 ,
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Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

Aux ,

Murican puritans, lol.

match ,
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The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

kameecoding ,

Land of the free, lmao

Sorgan71 , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

Kyrgizion , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke.
¯\(ツ)/¯

Neato ,
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and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

sleep_deprived ,

Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

TexasDrunk ,

God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

Anticorp ,

No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

match ,
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I thought that involved poppers vcr cleaner

areyouevenreal ,

What is horse cocaine?

jol ,

🐎

rhandyrhoads ,

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

toynbee ,

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

Anticorp , in You should smile more

People who don't know me very well: "what's wrong?"

Me: "nothing, this is just my face"

dethedrus , in You should smile more

“I AM SMILING!”

This adorable little fellow(ette) is my spirit animal.

MacedWindow , in You should smile more
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What a beautiful smile :D

Fixbeat ,

All the better to bit…charm you with.

invisiblegorilla , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

An honest meditation!
https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

DerArzt ,

I love it!

ilija , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

I know a cat for your problems.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

ilija ,

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

TachyonTele ,

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

JackbyDev ,

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

FuglyDuck , in onion crown
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I don’t suppose this comes in prints?

Pandantic OP ,
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I found this on a meme site and google lens couldn’t find the original so idk.

Tyoda ,

I recommend tineye.com for this stuff. It found the source no problem.

Tyoda , (edited )

Artist is Vicki Sawyer. She sells prints, but this one's not currently listed. You could email her.

She definitely has a niche :D

https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vickisawyer.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fstyles%2Fmax_1300x1300%2Fpublic%2F2021-02%2Fdesert%2520party%2520place%2520mat%2520customer%2520view.jpg

Image no worky :( link

FuglyDuck ,
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Found her website

For anyone else interested. Dolly (the cow with the cabbage) might also be a second. I love the whimsy.

savvywolf , in onion crown
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All hail the great onionpossum. Long may his oniony stench cause tears in the eyes of our enemies.

Goodtoknow , in onion crown
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That is beautiful well detailed art.
Spring onions are blessed especially on a possum's head 🥺

gofsckyourself , in I'm outty

Original image
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a5c81b74-34cd-4011-aa40-f80453f174e7.png

Artist
https://www.instagram.com/rivuletpaper/p/CyYvb7UObiB/

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