Opossums

JCreazy , in Hello, anxiety, my old friend

Lol only 3 ways? Try 37.

pancakes , in Hello, anxiety, my old friend
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The secret third way is always both the worst and the most secret.

hark , in Opossum moms are the real MVPs
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The mother lode.

A_A , (edited ) in Opossum moms are the real MVPs
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Here "MVP" stands for "Most Valuable Player" ...
This should be read in the context of a somewhat widespread video game (or sport show) culture mostly popular in the USA and for young folks.
... i do not know why it says "real" though.

Edit : (after + searching ) Logicaly "real" is similar to "most" so, "real MPV" is "most most Valuable Player" which souds funny on purpose 😋.

Ephera ,

Through a long history of meme culture, I believe it actually originates from this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/kevin-durant-mvp-speech

So, the guy was given an award for Most Valuable Player on his team, but in his speech, he basically said that his mum should get the award, and therefore is the 'real' MVP, the person that actually contributed the most to the success of the team.

neo , in You tell me

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

WHY WOULDN'T WE?

JoMiran , in You tell me
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Yes. (Insomnia)

CodexArcanum , in No regrets though, that shit is good

Could I get a go-box and uh... the dessert menu?

rem26_art , in No regrets though, that shit is good
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nothing hits like the complimentary chips and salsa at restaurant lmao

pelerinli , in Exactly 68, I counted

99-68=31

31 means masturbation in Turkish slag. So it is deeper joke for Turks.

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

ohaa türk lemmy kullanıcısı, selam :3

No_Change_Just_Money , in Exactly 68, I counted

These are rookie numbers

I got 282 problems and caused 281 of em

skyler ,
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What's the 1 you didn't cause?

kamiheku ,
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Being born

Brunbrun6766 ,
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Unless you're a back to the future kinda guy

chatokun ,

He did the nasty in the pasty?

robocall , in I'm winning
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Ok but don't have sex with opossums. Don't even make out with them.

Brunbrun6766 ,
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You can kiss'm, as a treat

robocall ,
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yeah

ickplant OP Mod ,
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In Florida, it’s illegal to have sex with a porcupine. So don’t do that either.

Kolanaki ,
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Only porcupines? 🤔

spizzat2 , in I'm winning

Is this what happens when you have a no friend?

robocall ,
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i feel personally attacked

Damage , in I'm winning

We need the Lemmy enhancement suite so I can tag you as "the opossums guy"

kabi ,

She !raccoons does !elephants a !bats lot !otters more !beavers than !opossums

ickplant OP Mod ,
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Why, thank you! I love bringing more animals to Lemmy!

DavidGarcia , in I'm winning

ompossible

LibertyLizard , in Baby opossums! Remember to always check the pouch if you find a deceased opossum!
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How can you make sure it’s deceased though?

ickplant OP Mod ,
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It's usually pretty obvious if it's lying by the side of the road after being hit by a car. But I know what you mean - they can play dead, and the stupor can last for up to 4 hours. If you are in doubt, contact animal control or your local opossum rehabilitator. The great thing is it's extremely rare for an opossum to have rabies, but one should still take caution.

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