Opossums

invisiblegorilla , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

An honest meditation!
https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY

DerArzt ,

I love it!

cmac , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

LemmyFeed ,

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

jol ,

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

irreticent ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/91d064c2-e663-4a84-9b59-07ebce336a1d.gif

Anticorp ,

I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.

captainlezbian ,

You could if you were cooler

Anticorp ,

I wish I were cooler.

SoleInvictus ,

Join us in Colombia!

janus2 ,
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Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

Aux ,

Murican puritans, lol.

match ,
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The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

kameecoding ,

Land of the free, lmao

Kyrgizion , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke.
¯\(ツ)/¯

Neato ,
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and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

sleep_deprived ,

Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

TexasDrunk ,

God damn, are you trying to scar everyone here for life? If so, well done!

Anticorp ,

No, but I've heard of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.

match ,
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I thought that involved poppers vcr cleaner

areyouevenreal ,

What is horse cocaine?

jol ,

🐎

rhandyrhoads ,

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

toynbee ,

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

ilija , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

I know a cat for your problems.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

ilija ,

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

TachyonTele ,

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!

JackbyDev ,

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

savvywolf , in onion crown
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All hail the great onionpossum. Long may his oniony stench cause tears in the eyes of our enemies.

Goodtoknow , in onion crown
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That is beautiful well detailed art.
Spring onions are blessed especially on a possum's head 🥺

FuglyDuck , in onion crown
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I don’t suppose this comes in prints?

Pandantic OP ,
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I found this on a meme site and google lens couldn’t find the original so idk.

Tyoda ,

I recommend tineye.com for this stuff. It found the source no problem.

Tyoda , (edited )

Artist is Vicki Sawyer. She sells prints, but this one's not currently listed. You could email her.

She definitely has a niche :D

https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vickisawyer.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fstyles%2Fmax_1300x1300%2Fpublic%2F2021-02%2Fdesert%2520party%2520place%2520mat%2520customer%2520view.jpg

Image no worky :( link

FuglyDuck ,
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Found her website

For anyone else interested. Dolly (the cow with the cabbage) might also be a second. I love the whimsy.

gofsckyourself , in I'm outty

Original image
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a5c81b74-34cd-4011-aa40-f80453f174e7.png

Artist
https://www.instagram.com/rivuletpaper/p/CyYvb7UObiB/

Ephera , in First date

"Bingo bongo, my heart beats like a bongo. Bongo bingo, if you'd be mine, that would be a bingo."

JCreazy , in Hello, anxiety, my old friend

Lol only 3 ways? Try 37.

pancakes , in Hello, anxiety, my old friend
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The secret third way is always both the worst and the most secret.

hark , in Opossum moms are the real MVPs
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The mother lode.

A_A , (edited ) in Opossum moms are the real MVPs
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Here "MVP" stands for "Most Valuable Player" ...
This should be read in the context of a somewhat widespread video game (or sport show) culture mostly popular in the USA and for young folks.
... i do not know why it says "real" though.

Edit : (after + searching ) Logicaly "real" is similar to "most" so, "real MPV" is "most most Valuable Player" which souds funny on purpose 😋.

Ephera ,

Through a long history of meme culture, I believe it actually originates from this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/kevin-durant-mvp-speech

So, the guy was given an award for Most Valuable Player on his team, but in his speech, he basically said that his mum should get the award, and therefore is the 'real' MVP, the person that actually contributed the most to the success of the team.

neo , in You tell me

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

WHY WOULDN'T WE?

JoMiran , in You tell me
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Yes. (Insomnia)

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