Non-Political Memes

golden_zealot , in I need to buy better band-aids
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Staples and super glue wont move and you can be getting blasted by a riot control vans fire hose.

agamemnonymous ,
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Super glue is best, clear nail polish can also work in some cases

Isoprenoid , in I need to buy better band-aids

I use medical strapping tape. It has many uses. When wet it moves around a little, but once it dries again it sticks in place.

JizzmasterD , in How the mighty have fallen

The cheep/peep shall inherit the earth

RedditRefugee69 , in Mommy?

Back in my day we had to swim to the water with no help and predators everywhere

covert_czar , in Stop?
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He just picked up some shitty pipes because of my shitty behaviour

Mango , in am I 16 years too late for this

You fucking sly devil!

neo , in I don't feel so good, man

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Still funny though

Clent ,

Are you telling me there isn't a space toilet?

NESSI3 , (edited ) in like water my friend

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Annoyed_Crabby , in Dune

It's the eye of err sauron.

feedum_sneedson , in Numa

With different captions, they could be fucking.

snek_boi , (edited ) in You ain't fooling anyone

This was posted in “nonpolitical_memes”, but how is this not political? The definition of politics can depend, but let’s take it to be something like “deciding how political goods will be allocated”. Deciding how resources will be allocated is political. Evaluating how resources are allocated is political. The fact that someone considers something evidently political as not political is political (search for “depoliticization” online).

What does politics mean to you? What do you understand by depoliticization?

sparkle ,
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... is this a copypasta?

drolex , in turtles

This is why English is such a pathetic language. Many languages have the same word for both (tortue, Schildkröte, tortuga, tartaruga...). So if you put the animal in the water and it says "Mais je suis une tortue, abruti", you can ignore it and keep your smug smile (see panel 1).

N0x0n ,

Hummm, I hope you're joking around or are somehow sarcastic... But the Frenchies have way to much ego.

Actually we do differentiate both:

  • Wasser schildkrote/ Land schildkrote
  • Tortue aquatique/ Tortue terrestre

So yeah having Tortoise/Turtle to differenciate both is actually a good idea, because they both ARE different.

Like the difference between:

Bat/mouse
Chauve-souris/souris... Wtf man?

It like saying:
Ape/Evoluted-ape

Doesn't make sense huh?

drolex ,

I'm not French. You're French.

MindTraveller , in They will never not be magical

How is this apolitical??

JackGreenEarth ,
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What would make it political?

Ketchup ,

Careful how you respond mindtravler 👀

MindTraveller ,

Everything is political. Political is the normal, natural, default state of being. You didn't answer my question, what's so special about this meme that it's apolitical?

qaz ,

The normal memes community got spammed with political stuff. This meme isn't specifically apolitical, but it isn't explicitly political either, that's why it's on here.

MindTraveller ,

That's what the normal memes community is for. Political stuff. Everything is political. If you banned politics on those communities, they wouldn't have any memes at all. And I've never seen a nonpolitical meme on this community either.

Honytawk ,

I mean, if you think everything is political, why are you on Non-politcal memes?

This community is not for you. Just block it.

MindTraveller ,

It just came up on my feed, and since all of you people were being political, I decided to join in by espousing the opposite political opinion.

jve ,

Everything is political.

Guess there’s nothing that can be posted here then?

Are you making the same bewildered comment on every post?

MindTraveller ,

Yes, nothing can be posted here.

Meltrax ,

pol·i·tics

noun

the activities associated with the governance of a country or other area, especially the debate or conflict among individuals or parties having or hoping to achieve power.

MindTraveller ,

And this meme is concerned with decision making in this particular household. A group of people are engaging in a dialogue regarding a decision: Should the man appreciate the woman's body every time he sees it? It's a decision they need to reach together, even if the decision is to agree to disagree. It's a microcosm of politics.

Meltrax ,

Man you must be fun at parties.

MindTraveller ,

That's a cliche. Did you get the rest of your personality from stock phrases too?

EchoCT ,

Expressing attraction to your SO is political now apparently.

OurToothbrush , in They will never not be magical

Non-political memes

mmm, I sure do love my wife's body

I mean he even makes a whistle sound and this is somehow not political? Lmao?

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Care to explain to the class why you think this is political??

OurToothbrush ,

Literally modeling how men are supposed to feel and express attraction to their partners, how is that not political?

Telodzrum ,

No, it’s not.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

It has absolutely nothing to do with the government or its policies, for starters.

If you think society should regulate expressions of long lasting attraction, you've got issues.

OurToothbrush ,

If you think society should regulate expressions of long lasting attraction, you’ve got issues.

Lol that is what the comic is doing

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

how

OurToothbrush ,

Do you have the time or desire to learn about social reproduction theory?

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

I have a feeling it has nothing to do with regulating expressions of long lasting attraction between partners, but feel free to make your case

OurToothbrush ,
A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Can you cite even a single sentence in that article that is relevant to this post

OurToothbrush ,

Reproduction is understood as the maintenance and continuation of existing social relations.

. In that application, it is used to explain the role of women in wider social and class structures, and their (often unrecognized) contribution to the capitalist economy via their (traditional) role within the household as both child-bearers and family caretakers, and by extension women's role as providers of free labor that is necessary to produce and maintain current and future workers.

Men wouldn't obsess over women's breasts if they weren't taught to by society, simple as. Plenty of cultures didn't have this phenomenon, and think that it is weird that people do that.

Honytawk ,

Pretty sure both men and women like boobs. Cause they are awesome. It has nothing to do with social reproduction.

OurToothbrush ,

Pretty sure men and women are often attracted to boobs in cultures that fetishize boobs. There are some that don't. When you look at things from far enough back you start to notice that what you consider natural is not necessarily universal.

BreadOven ,

Definitely don't agree with your other posts here, but I actually agree with this statement. Many cultures don't have the same feelings about breasts that most of western society does.

BreadOven , (edited )

I'm gonna start this with a statement. I don't agree with most everything the other individual is saying (the one claiming it's political and is getting downvoted, rightfully so).

I also totally agree boobs are awesome and both men and women (and everyone else in-between) like them. But why do we think they're so awesome? Most likely because they've been sexualized in our society.

I still don't think the op comic strip is political.

Edit: Ourtoothbrush or whatever, is the one I don't agree with, as per my initial statement.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

If we were raised in a society where everyone was covered head to toe in figure-obscuring clothes, we'd probably be equally blown away by midriff or tight/short pants. And if we were raised in a nudist society, none of it would phase us.

From where I'm standing, it seems like a question of how much we want to desensitize ourselves to. There's certainly such a thing as too much and too little, so surely most people could agree that the line shouldn't be drawn at a nudist society, right? For me, boobs elicit the same level of response from my body as butts and genitals so the idea of boobs not being behind that line feels disconcerting.

BreadOven ,

I pretty much 100 % agree with what you're saying.

Breasts do seem to be an intimate enough part of the body to elicit such a response (and do for me as well), although only in women if we're going by "the norm" currently. I find them as such, but don't necessarily like the gender divide for a similar body part.

But anyways, I agree with what you're saying, feel the same way. But just can't really comprehend a different scenario due to being raised this way. It's even legal where I am for women to be topless, but it's rarely done.

I suppose I just wanted to comment on society as a whole.

billgamesh ,

Women have breasts because some prehistoric dudes decided they were good. It's literally biological. No other animal (or not many) has massive tiddies like humans. They're definitely the result of sexual selection.

OurToothbrush , (edited )

TIL sexual selection had nothing to do with social conditions, and cultures that do not fetishize breasts don't exist. /s

Seriously think it through for like one second, christ. Also the sexual selection hypothesis isn't proven lol

billgamesh ,

If the social conditions have existed for long enough to have an evolutionary effect, what's the difference?

And as another commenter mentioned you don't need to fetishize breasts to be attracted to them.

OurToothbrush ,

Well, again, it is just a hypothesis. Also "happening for long enough" isn't necessarily how it works, for all you know it could have happened during a brief period and remained vestigial, assuming it even happened.

Being attracted to body parts is a fetish. I'm using a neutral definition of fetish, there is not an intended negative connotation. Research shows that the only thing that's like, universally a turn on for people regardless of cultural context is people having sex or masturbating.

BreadOven ,

This is totally incorrect. Do you have any sort of sources for this? I'd love to see one.

Many cultures even today don't "fetishize" breasts. If what you're saying is correct, that shouldn't be a thing.

I don't know the exact evolutionary advantage of human breasts, but surely due to the production of milk that is supportive of the best growth for babies. That's how natural selection works.

Also if your idea of "sexual selection" was correct, wouldn't every woman have massive tits? All giraffes have long necks, don't they?

billgamesh ,

It's true that it's not proven. What is true is that human breasts are weird and no one is sure why. The theory I most support is sexual selection because it looks like it'd be good for feeding babies

Many cultures even today don’t “fetishize” breasts

I didn't say fetishize. Sexual selection just means it ihas informed decisions to mate

surely due to the production of milk that is supportive of the best growth for babies

You'd think this but apparently it's not true. This is why I think it's a sexual selection thing. Some stone age dude probably thought the same thing

if your idea of “sexual selection” was correct, wouldn’t every woman have massive tits

Humans are the only animal that have big tiddies when they aren't nursing.

BreadOven ,

Sorry, I only used fetishizing because others were saying that. You did not say that. I sort of see what you're saying, but I'm still not on board. Is there any sort of references to support this?

The milk production thing isn't a thing? Maybe not breast size, but nipple size? Apparently that is a limiting factor for proper breast feeding (at least from what I've seen).

While humans are the only species (that I know of) who have the "big tiddys" (and goth GFs at that), if it was really a selective pressure, wouldn't the distribution of breast sizes be much smaller than it is?

I realize my first post was a bit aggressive (sorry, thought you hadn't thought out your opinion as well as you have, my fault), I'm not attacking your opinion, just curious.

billgamesh ,

It's more like, other animals don't have breasts at all when they aren't lactating. No specific sources to suggest it's sexual selection, I heard it somewhere. I like watching videos about archaeology but it's not my field. Breasts don't really fossilize, so don't think we'll ever know for sure. Idk about nipple size, but yeah too small isn't great.

To clarify, I'm not saying specifically large breasts were selected for but that the fact humans have breasts at all suggests it's at least a secondary sex charactaristic (like beards) and I don't think it benefits fitness in other ways

edit: Probably saying "big tiddies" was not the right way to put that

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

How do you figure people feeling and expressing attraction for their spouse has anything to do with gender roles...?

And why do you care so much that it's her chest specifically being admired? The comic's message would still stand if it were her butt or hips. And it'd still have nothing to do with politics.

AsherahTheEnd ,

It's political to show positive interactions in a long-term relationship? Are you saying men should treat their SOs like shit...?

OurToothbrush ,

Yes. No.

gmanlikescheese ,

Fellas is it gay to find your partner attractive?

AnonStoleMyPants ,

Mega gayness imo

BreadOven ,

You have to say no homo.

EchoCT ,

Are you really getting offended on behalf of a fictional character? How do you know their relationship well enough to take offense on her behalf anyway?

OurToothbrush ,

I'm not offended, it is cute. It is also political

Agrivar , (edited )

It is also political

HOW?!?!

OurToothbrush ,

Do you think the way men and women interact isn't mediated by structural forces?

Honytawk ,

Maybe, but not 2 individuals.

OurToothbrush ,

That statement isn't internally coherent.

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