Non-Political Memes

humorlessrepost , in How the mighty have fallen

Bok?

mozz Admin , in Spices too
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A friend of mine worked in the kitchen of a little gaming establishment. He said when people weren’t ordering food, they’d throw some garlic in a pan to cook in oil, and invariably people in the place would start talking about holy crap whatever’s cooking smells really good, and food orders would start coming in.

Garlic is magic

SturgiesYrFase , in Always on that grind
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Goddammit.......

markstos , in Always on that grind

Groan.

RedditRefugee69 , in Mommy?

Back in my day we had to swim to the water with no help and predators everywhere

naeap , in life hacks
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Why is he so angry all the time?

FierroGamer ,

I thought it was a play on those sigma male grindset bs tips to become a millionaire, if you enjoy life you're doing it wrong

covert_czar , in Stop?
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He just picked up some shitty pipes because of my shitty behaviour

helpmyusernamewontfi , in Mommy?

hopefully my mother is living a long life then

XTL , in Mommy?

"for years?"

hemko , in Mommy?

Turtle made it to the water

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Mommy did anyways

ysjet , in Wizard

I think this is how you surprise announce a polyamorous marriage to the extended family.

davel , in poor Dean
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TIL Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz are different people.

TootSweet , in Wizard

Yeah. That's tacky. You have to forge the ring in the chapel right after they exchange rings.

OpenStars , in Wizard
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Oh, I was gonna say the bride and/or groom but... yeah, that too. :-D

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