Non-Political Memes

covert_czar , in Stop?
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He just picked up some shitty pipes because of my shitty behaviour

naeap , in life hacks
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Why is he so angry all the time?

FierroGamer ,

I thought it was a play on those sigma male grindset bs tips to become a millionaire, if you enjoy life you're doing it wrong

helpmyusernamewontfi , in Mommy?

hopefully my mother is living a long life then

XTL , in Mommy?

"for years?"

hemko , in Mommy?

Turtle made it to the water

EdibleFriend ,
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Mommy did anyways

ysjet , in Wizard

I think this is how you surprise announce a polyamorous marriage to the extended family.

davel , in poor Dean
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TIL Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz are different people.

TootSweet , in Wizard

Yeah. That's tacky. You have to forge the ring in the chapel right after they exchange rings.

OpenStars , in Wizard
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Oh, I was gonna say the bride and/or groom but... yeah, that too. :-D

Pronell , in poor Dean

Many years ago, Family Guy had Brian run over someone in a car. In a panic he asks "Oh my God, are you Stephen King?"

The reply is "No, I'm Dean Koontz," so Brian puts the car into reverse and runs him over again.

My friends never understood why I laughed so hard at that joke.

pelespirit ,
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Could you explain it to me? Does he copy King or something?

deweydecibel ,

It's also a reference to that time Stephen King was actually hit by a car, for those who don't know.

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