Muscar ,

Being named Korn is way less cringe than Kora so they did a good thing.

samus12345 , (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what the name was supposed to be?

EDIT: Oh, I missed the text at the bottom. I have a bad habit of doing that.

Ilflish ,

My birth certificate has my old name crossed out and replaced because my mum hated the way my dad pronounced it with his accent. The change is legally acceptable

jacktherippah ,

What a tragedeigh...

Mr_Wobble ,
@Mr_Wobble@lemmy.world avatar

The child's first words were, "Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!"

Sculptor9157 ,

"Twist. Twist."

havokdj ,
db0 ,
@db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Why are people confusing Disturbed with Korn? At least make some joke about this sillyness

Norgur ,

Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don't even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)

RagnarokOnline ,

They’ve got an even more extreme example:

https://youtu.be/TcePkwagNFA?si=zl7d4fsrTjGwTVfB

ivanafterall ,

Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

Rentlar ,

That's probably what the newborn sounded like for the nurses to assign that name.

TrickDacy ,

Maybe because they both featured a weird growling-rant vocalization? I don't know, both were nails on chalkboard to me but easily distinguished

Norgur ,

Top tip for everyone who can't pierce the wall of noise metal seems to throw at the listener: Most people are really hardwired to listen to the vocals and take the rest as "background". Try to get away from this. Most Metal bands treat their vocals as another instrument among many, so they are weirdly embedded into the band which clashes with most other genres. To ignore the vocals a bit more: Try to listen to the drums. When you managed that (takes just a few seconds usually), try the lead guitar (or the rhythm if you're feeling groovy). I won't claim that you'll suddenly have an epiphany and love metal (or that you even should strive to love metal if you don't want to, tastes exist for a reason!), yet you might be able to finally get why people like this noise that insulted your ears for so long ;)

GBU_28 ,

Because they are posers and dweebs and obviously lack jncos

Aggravationstation ,
XEAL ,

Lemme introduce you to someting called "scat singing"

crypticthree ,
cows_are_underrated ,

Why not Khorn?

Noodle07 ,

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BABY

Digestive_Biscuit ,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.

blackn1ght ,

I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven't had chance to decide on a name yet.

OutsizedWalrus ,

They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.

Kind of important for citizenship.

That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.

finkrat ,

It's Korn

A big lump with knobs

It has the juice (It has the juice)

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)

cybersandwich ,

Baby korn

NoSpiritAnimal ,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Freak on a baby leash

Son_of_dad ,

Order Korn

ZMoney ,

I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.

https://ironchefdb.com/judges/korn

betahack ,

is the last name Flakes??

Sizzler ,

Nah, Circle??

Mr_Wobble ,
@Mr_Wobble@lemmy.world avatar

Nope. Hole.

Sludgeyy ,

K. Hole

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

James? Here!

Kieran? Here, Miss!

Korn? RRRRRRRRATN AAAAHHH TN MAAHHHHH OOOOHHH YATTANAH HOOOO REE ATTNN YAAAAA, Miss!

Yokozuna ,

AROOOM BABAH DOOM BABADEDAH

sik0fewl ,

That was Twist, not Freak on a Leash :-)

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

fun fact: my gf weirdly loves twist but hates freak on a leash (she does not listen to metal)

sik0fewl ,

It is a pretty fun song!

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

The fact that it is possible to hear the difference even when written is amazing :)

LeafOnTheWind ,

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

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