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JohnnyWishbone , in Anyone eat cheese and crackers regularly?

Yes, big fan of Carr's Table Water Biscuits and a bit of blue.

JohnnyWishbone ,

Oh and also with a bit of Lurpak for a wee treat.

ns1 ,

The correct answer. Immediately before bed is best

Diplomjodler3 , in What's your go to lunch during the week?

I go to whatever has the shortest queue in the dining hall.

Risk , in What is your loo roll of choice?

Costco toilet rolls are the superior product, my friends. Trouble is you get something like 48 rolls in a wholesale packet - so you need somewhere to stash them.

BearOfaTime , (edited )

Somewhere dry, in a sturdy container to protect it against pests.

Which Costco also sells. Those 40+ quart translucent containers hold most of the 38 rolls you get from them.

(I'll admit to a little sarcasm - it's funny Costco sells these giant packs of bog roll, and also sells you the box to store it in. Irony, right?)

scott ,
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Sorry for being thick. Where's the irony there?

BearOfaTime ,

If they didn't sell you the giant package, you wouldn't need to also buy a storage container.

scott ,
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I don't believe that's irony. That's just "good business".

Irony would be selling you something to reduce the amount of storage space required (e.g. those vacuum bags) but they're sold, in bulk, in massive containers taking up the room they were supposed to create for you.

FozzyOsbourne OP ,
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Quart? I'm not storing a bushel of grain to be inspected by the lord of the manor!

Seriously though I do love efficient storage containers and would happily fill the house with them.

BearOfaTime ,

Hey, if you have a lord of the manor, quart comes from your measurement system!

FozzyOsbourne OP ,
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We've managed to cut the crazy units down to a handful just for special occasions

Colour_me_triggered ,

Just buy a garden shed and fill it with bog roll. The next time there's a pandemic, sell it to Australians as individual rolls for 10x market value. Like a sort of strategic reserve.

Hossenfeffer , in Attempted a BLT for lunch today
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If it was a huge success then feel free to post the details to recipes.

grrgyle ,
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I feel like the recipe for a BLT sandwich is captured pretty well just by its own name haha

Emperor ,
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There's crisps and a massive gherkin too. We don't even know what flavour of crisps they are. Was the thickness of the slices of tomato a deliberate choice? So many questions.

Hossenfeffer ,
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You might feel like that but… what kind of lettuce? What breed of tomatoes? What cut of bacon: back, middle, or streaky? Smoked or unsmoked? Fried, grilled, or baked? What kind of bread? Any butter? Mayonnaise? Salad cream? Any salt and pepper? If pepper, black or white?

A great BLT is a thing of utter joy, easily and deservedly one of the best sarnies in the world. But the details matter.

grrgyle ,
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You can't it but I'm crying and saluting right now

zcd , in Any more British zombie films?

You might enjoy “Dead Set” It’s a British series based around people in a big brother reality show during a zombie outbreak

Deebster , in What's your favourite sarnie/butty?
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Dunno if it's my favourite, but every time I have a banana sandwich I always think why don't I eat these more often. It's especially good with a very malty bread and salted butter.

Emperor OP ,
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My Dad's favourite butty was a banana sarnie - just bread and lashings of butter.

Deebster ,
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A wise man.

Emperor OP ,
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One slice, wrapping the banana like a hot dog bun.

Deebster ,
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Errr, you're losing me a bit there - are we still in sandwich territory with this version? It's like a weird sausage roll now.

Emperor OP ,
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It has bread on both sides, so...

snaprails ,
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And that, despite what the ‘merkins might tell you, is essential for a sandwich.
There’s no such thing as an open sandwich. That’s just stuff on a bit of bread.

Emperor OP ,
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That's why cheese and/or beans on toast is a different beast to a cheese and/or bean toasted sandwich.

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    All the major B feed groups.

    peto , in Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

    I quite like shop in the sense of workshop, and I also rather like y'all.

    I also often refer to whisky as scotch, though I feel like that is as much about making myself understood.

    glimse ,

    Aren't scotch and whiskey two different things? In a rectangle/square sense

    livus ,

    Whisky and whiskey are two different things.

    "Scotch" is American for whisky but not for whiskey.

    glimse ,

    Guess I'm even more ignorant to booze culture than I thought

    Patch ,

    Scotch is whisky from Scotland (shockingly).

    That's not an Americanism really; people call it Scotch in British English too. It's just that because 99% of the whisky in the UK is Scotch anyway you don't really need to specify. Whereas because most whisky consumed in the US is bourbon, they tend to specify when they mean Scotch.

    The same is presumably true in reverse, i.e. Brits using "bourbon" more than Americans because of the need to specify.

    Personally I'm not bothered by the whisky/whiskey distinction. Whisky was traditionally Scottish and whiskey Irish, with the Americans going the Irish way and other countries (like Japan) going the Scottish way. But it's a bit of a meme to nitpick at this point; they're indisputably just two spellings of the same thing.

    glimse ,

    That's more along the lines of what I was thinking. I could never tell the difference between the taste of any distinctions

    Patch ,

    Once you've got your eye in, scotch and bourbon are quite different. Many (although not all) scotch whiskies have peat in their flavour profile (a kind of smoky, salty, earthy flavour which is very distinctive), while bourbons never do. Bourbon is almost always quite a lot sweeter than scotch.

    They're also made quite differently. Bourbon is mostly corn, and often has lots of rye and wheat in the mix, whereas scotch is mostly made of barley. Bourbon is always aged in new oak barrels, whereas scotch is mostly aged in second-fill barrels (which might previously have been used for bourbon, wine, sherry, port, cider etc.).

    glimse ,

    Even in my college days I was just never been able to get past the poison taste of ethanol to get to the good stuff that differentiates the flavors

    Deebster ,
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    Y'all is great, but I can't use it without sounding like I'm taking the piss.

    Septimaeus , (edited ) in What film did you watch when you were too young, and how did it traumatize you?
    • The Secret of Nimh
    • Little Nemo’s Adventures in Slumberland
    • All Dogs Go to Heaven
    • The Brave Little Toaster
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    Some children’s movies of this era liked to weave hallucinogenically dark themes into otherwise whimsical stories. Many of them played on common childhood guilt or fear of rejection, abandonment, and loss, used merely as props or dealt with in deeply problematic ways.

    I will say though they can be great for tripping and/or to lambast with a peanut gallery of friends.

    Ediacarium , in What film did you watch when you were too young, and how did it traumatize you?

    It's only a mild trauma, but I couldn't sleep after Spy Kids and Monsters, Inc and was especially scared of the Robot Kids appearing in the dark for a few years.

    I think this is due to me being too young to be able to catch the plot twists in the end. So those movies to me ended with no changes and the bad guys still doing well.

    YungOnions , in So like, what absolutely ridiculous thing did you take to be fact when you were a kid?
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    I used to believe that the DJ on the radio sung all the songs as well.

    MrJukes , in What was the first album/tape/CD you bought?
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    First two CDs I bought were Bon Jovi - New Jersey, and Guns n Roses - Appetite for Destruction

    JohnSmith ,

    Appetite for Destruction was my first CD. I was in Hong Kong, bought a portable CD player and the G’n’R CD. As I was walking the street in Kowloon, first notes of Welcome to the Jungle hit me with a force. I was hooked immediately. Will see Slash in couple of weeks.

    MrJukes , (edited )
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    That's awesome. I was just a kid and was gifted a stereo with a CD player for my birthday by my uncle. He gave me a CD along with it: Fine Young Cannibals - The Raw & the Cooked. I don't remember much but I know my collection was quickly followed up by Def Leppard - Hysteria

    Diplomjodler , in What was the first album/tape/CD you bought?

    Kraftwerk - Computerwelt

    On cassette tape, no less. Still have it somewhere in my basement, probably.

    Hossenfeffer , in UK people who were adults when the Chunnel opened, what was it like?
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    I was in my early 30s at the time but I lived up north and didn't go to France ever so nothing changed at all.

    YurkshireLad , in UK people who were adults when the Chunnel opened, what was it like?

    I haven’t taken the Chunnel but my parents take it instead of the ferry. Before that we used to take the ferry or the hovercraft (unless my memory is mocking me). So the main change for us was how to cross the channel, nothing more.

    Otherwise I’m not sure what you mean by a change. A change in what?

    fakeman_pretendname , in Do you do YouGov surveys?

    I didn't even know there was a mobile phone app thing to be honest - but generally speaking, I like being in a survey.

    Whenever I see a survey result I disagree with, I always think "grumble grumble, they didn't ask me, did they?", so it's only fair that I at least attempt to be in some of them :)

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