nom_nom_nom_9999 ,

Raise a pack of cats then put your cat on guard your property.

Their meow will scare kids away

Neon ,

depending on where you're from you can hang up a sign saying "trespassing Children will be converted to Islam"

intensely_human ,

“Unattended Children Will be Gifted a Duckling”

Thorny_Insight ,

My grandmom used to hang dead birds in her garden to warn others from coming to eat her berries. Maybe this works with kids too, you just need to get a dead one from somewhere first.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Obvious answer is to give the kids ducklings for every visit. Pressuring kids parents to stop their kids coming over without permission. Unless they want to own duck pets.

milicent_bystandr ,

Or, the neighbourhood starts a new trend for duckling soup...

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Get you some geese

Pro tip - feed them a handful of dandelion leaves twice a day, they'll be your best friends

LesserAbe ,

Build an exact replica of that area right next to the original. They'll be confused, are they visiting the real ducks or a simulacrum of the ducks?

Hello_there ,

You're looking at this wrong way.
Buy a gumball machine.
Put on fence.
Fill machine with enough feed for the day.
Charge other people to feed your ducks

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

CAUTION:
BIRD FLU

HuddaBudda ,

Warning: Kids left unattended on this lawn will be fed to dinosaurs in the name of science.

Parents and dogs will be given popcorn and adequate seating.

Skua ,

Handwrite the URL of this post and put it through their letterbox

Ioughttamow ,

Walls, barbed wire, around the entire perimeter. Hire a pmc to patrol the grounds. If the kids are caught, extraordinary rendition them to a blacksite in an allied former Soviet state. If they escape before capture, send out operatives disguised as soccer/little league/gymnastics coaches until you locate and black bag them. Same fate as the initially captured. They’ll either get the memo or run out of kids

FaizalR ,
lemmefixdat4u ,

Put up a sign that says, "Pursuant to ordinance 347-1236, a sexual predator resides here"

someguy3 ,

Trespassers will be trebucheted.

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