areyouevenreal , 3 months ago Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.
Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.
Etterra , 3 months ago Also crab legs so you can scuttle.
Also crab legs so you can scuttle.
JohnDClay , 3 months ago Scuttle scuttle scuttle Zoidberg scuttles into the ocean
Scuttle scuttle scuttle
Zoidberg scuttles into the ocean
JoYo , 3 months ago You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.
You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.
newtraditionalists , 3 months ago Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.
Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.
usualsuspect191 , 3 months ago New band name
New band name
stanka , 3 months ago Overall sand repellent crotch. Nose flaps. Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
Overall sand repellent crotch.
Nose flaps.
Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
9point6 , 3 months ago It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
MajorMajormajormajor , 3 months ago But do you hate it?
But do you hate it?
snooggums , 3 months ago Why not Zoidburg?
Why not Zoidburg?
neo , 3 months ago As if this wasn't posted by Zoidburg!
As if this wasn't posted by Zoidburg!
Jessica , 3 months ago Zoidberg*
Zoidberg*
nifty , 3 months ago Graw? 🦞
Graw? 🦞
Zoidsberg , 3 months ago You called?
You called?
captain_aggravated , 3 months ago Where does your species go to perform their mating displays? Same as your species: The beach!
Where does your species go to perform their mating displays?
Same as your species: The beach!
PrinceWith999Enemies , 3 months ago Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.
Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.
OpenStars , 3 months ago Crispr, I am just saying... (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)
Crispr, I am just saying... (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)
jballs , 3 months ago With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!
With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!
OpenStars , 3 months ago Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?
Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?
Scubus , 3 months ago Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?
Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?
THE_ANTIHERO , 3 months ago Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .
Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .
dustyData , 3 months ago Carcinisation strikes again.
Carcinisation strikes again.
troyunrau , 3 months ago I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.
I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.
dustyData , 3 months ago It's perfectly cromulent.
It's perfectly cromulent.
misterundercoat , 3 months ago Reject humanity. Return to crab
Reject humanity. Return to crab
Sanctus , 3 months ago Move forward to crab
Move forward to crab
Etterra , 3 months ago C R A B
C R A B
jerrythegenius , 3 months ago C R A B
FooBarrington , 3 months ago Nonono, sideways
Nonono, sideways
BreadOven , 3 months ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e6e53d7-e2ea-4014-8a36-4c321d442211.webp
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8e6e53d7-e2ea-4014-8a36-4c321d442211.webp
