lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me holding a snake. As far as I know, bots can't hold snakes. Not yet. We will be in deep trouble if they ever learn how to.

amiserabilist ,
@amiserabilist@beige.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts

[counting fingers of hands]

damn they are getting good.

Kyle Reese: [in a stolen car] The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything.

ketmorco ,
@ketmorco@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts how can we be sure that's not just another lowqualityfact? :thinking:

floweringmind ,
@floweringmind@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts beautiful AI art ;)

CragHack ,

@lowqualityfacts to prove you're not a bot, send Bitcoin 😂

smilingheretic ,
@smilingheretic@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts Nice moose. Why don't you try holding it?

ExtraPenguin ,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
What a beautiful snake! And a beautiful you.

Aviva_Gary ,
@Aviva_Gary@noc.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts friend you are not holding the snake... the snake is holding you 😉

bob ,
@bob@beamship.mpaq.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts

We have several bots here and they often go on strike 😕😮 😂

hoco ,
@hoco@tribe.net avatar

@lowqualityfacts it doesn’t look like a real snake because it has a candle sticking out of it. Classic bot mistake, there.

jstatepost ,
@jstatepost@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 How do we know the snake's not a bot, Mr Facts? 🥥

MennoWolff ,
@MennoWolff@ohai.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Quality fact: bots are currently capable of making an image of some random dude holding a snake.
And what's with those fingers? Those can't be real.
So in short you're still a bot. 😜

buerviper ,
@buerviper@physchem.science avatar

@lowqualityfacts holding snakes will be a much safer method than captcha to prove that you're not a bot, and also much more dangerous in the sense that the snake could bite you. In the long run, the pros will outweigh the cons though I think

mora ,
@mora@mastodon.uno avatar

@lowqualityfacts You both are bot.

Hovedorganet ,
@Hovedorganet@mstdn.dk avatar

@lowqualityfacts I am not a bot either.

goinROGUEin10 ,
@goinROGUEin10@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts I believe the correct word is "wield."

VickForcella ,
@VickForcella@mastodon.derg.nz avatar

@lowqualityfacts EEeeeek! A bot holding a snake!

galad ,
@galad@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Correction: That snake is clearly holding you.

loke ,
@loke@functional.cafe avatar

@lowqualityfacts It's fake. There is no banana for size.

mekhos ,

@lowqualityfacts Cool snake! Loving the amazingly low quality facts. Thank you, keep it up.

indigoparadox ,
@indigoparadox@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Pretty sure I can find precedent for python on a bot.

MAJ1 ,
@MAJ1@beige.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts Are we sure you’re holding the snake & not the other way around LQF ?

jeffhorton ,
@jeffhorton@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts I don't believe you parrot hand man!

lowqualityfacts OP ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

@jeffhorton Well this is definitely going to give me nightmares.

coyoty ,
@coyoty@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts @jeffhorton Cats being polydactyl is scary enough.

MishaVanMollusq ,
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Check Mate

khalidabuhakmeh ,
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social avatar
djisin415 ,
@djisin415@sfba.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Low quality fact: Snakes are just Krazy straws with internal organs.

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