jaybone

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jaybone ,

The librulz are hiding the gay frogs!!!

jaybone ,

You… you’ve seen his commercials right? He seems like not only the kind of guy who would represent himself, but he would also be on a ton of cocaine when he does it.

jaybone ,

I think lawyers in these states lobby for this shit. What a grift. Take more federal tax dollars.

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6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”...

jaybone ,

I have personally met the Ass Goblin

Ok Hollywood

jaybone ,

That seems not at all unreasonable compared to other salaries/prices today. You must live in a very affordable area.

jaybone ,

They are quick to point out that Jesus’ issue was that it was happening inside of the temple. He didn’t seem to have a problem with it otherwise.

jaybone ,

Once they are already in the position it wouldn’t be too hard to move them to the guillotine.

jaybone ,

Also it gives the uneducated the opportunity to associate education with evil.

jaybone ,

They are re-enacting a scene from Braveheart.

jaybone ,

He’ll take it through political means, by running candidates that support his regime. Then he will put an end to democracy there. Kind of like Hong Kong.

jaybone ,

Did he finish the training exercise?

jaybone ,

6 upvotes and they’re on a .de instance. Smdh

jaybone ,

Have you ever had a tostada?

jaybone ,

Not sure if my incorrect spelling above is the issue. But this is from Wikipedia, which seems to reflect my understanding of what this is.

Tostada is the name given to various dishes in Mexico and Guatemala which include a toasted tortilla as the main base of their preparation. The name usually refers to a flat or bowl-shaped tortilla that is deep-fried or toasted, but may also refer to any dish using a tostada as a base.

Edit: oh wait I did spell it correctly…

jaybone ,

How is it no one has access to these tapes?

jaybone ,

Should treat it with a firing squad.

Edward Snowden releases new message: "You have been warned" ( www.newsweek.com )

Edward Snowden wrote on social media to his nearly 6 million followers, "Do not ever trust @OpenAI ... You have been warned," following the appointment of retired U.S. Army General Paul Nakasone to the board of the artificial intelligence technology company....

jaybone ,

We live in a time when presidential candidates challenge each other to cognitive tests.

jaybone ,

That looks like the most uncomfortable thing to fish in.

jaybone ,

I would want something that isn’t going to get in my way when casting or reeling. Like having extra fabric catch on your arm or trip you up. Also I don’t want to be getting bait and shit caught in all that fabric. The hat is a good idea, with the brim to protect from the sun, but the pointed top seems too heavy, so when you have to lean over it might fall off, or poke into the shit you are working with, like your tackle box. And then if you ever had to actually go in the water, lol good luck with that.

So you would probably be better off with jeans and a t-shirt.

jaybone ,

They’re also not at a table. So this whole thing is pretty much bullshit.

jaybone ,

lol that isn’t shit. The corporations buy and sell this guy like a slave. 2.4M are pennies to these people. That money is nothing to them. Fuck you Clarence Thomas.

jaybone ,

So they didn’t murder police officers and threaten senators?

jaybone ,

I’m starting to think that the corporations (who own both parties, but prefer republicans) are sabotaging the democrats. That’s why they ran Hillary. And now we have an absolute joke of a Supreme Court that will suck every single nanoliter of jizz from the corporate dick any time day or night.

jaybone ,

Ok

jaybone ,

Oh that was only seven years ago. A more innocent time.

jaybone ,

South Park did an episode about this like ten years ago.

jaybone ,

So much edge.

jaybone ,

What upsets me is, we post these memes but nothing ever changes.

jaybone ,

Conveniently located nextdoor to the conversion therapy camp.

jaybone ,

Question: if a Linux distro already installs grub, why would I want something like this?

jaybone ,

Had to check this wasn’t c/theonion or something similar.

jaybone ,

I’m betting someone paid them to do this and get caught.

jaybone ,

The original source is like the top post on Lemmy now. And has been in various coms in the main feed all day.

jaybone ,

Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

jaybone ,

But don’t they have dances where they have sex with young boys?

jaybone ,

If Hamas is willing to use their own supporters as human shields, while they carry out terrorist attacks, it’s not going to inspire sympathy from some third party onlookers.

jaybone ,

Reagan made that term widely popular in the 80s. And it’s been going great for the middle class ever since!

jaybone ,

Had to check if you were also the top commentor.

jaybone ,

I was thinking you keep your security as part of the elite class, they would live basically as well as you and your other elites family / friend class. Maybe even with arranged marriages to ensure their offspring will be part of this same class, like royalty. You could build this into your society/culture. Maybe serving as a guard is like something every royal does for five or ten years.

jaybone ,

That’s why I was thinking you somehow make them a part of the hoarding class, disincentivizing them from mutiny, as they are also benefitting from those hoarded resources in the same way as you and your family. But yeah it’s a hard problem to solve for the hoarder.

jaybone ,

More useful at collecting your data.

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