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You may need a course of medication
he/him/that filthy parasite
"this soup is for my family"
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randahl , to random
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When you live in a country, where the dictator can never be wrong, the only ones left to blame are the citizens.

So now that Putin has killed so many young men, that birth rates are dropping catastrophically, Russian Deputy Minister of Justice Vsevolod Vukolov reports, that new laws will make it illegal for women not to have children.

Do try to keep up, Republicans — you are so much behind the forefront of the dystopian nightmare.

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i_give_u_worms ,
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@randahl this dude is a horrifying disgrace and guarantee he hasn't seen a diaper in a long ass time

fortyseven , to random
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I don't wanna watch Acolyyyyy-te-te-te. 😭

i_give_u_worms ,
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@fortyseven
blocking for nightmare AI baby

GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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About time! But would SCOTUS ban this one too? Or is that just for women… [Folks, that was rhetorical. We know the answer]

“A male birth control gel is one step closer to reality

Researchers at Endocrine Society’s conference in Boston presented encouraging earlystage clinical trial results of a male birth control method that takes the form of a hormonal gel.”
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jun/08/male-birth-control-gel

i_give_u_worms ,
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@Npars01

part of me wonders if Biden should propose some absolutely batshit draconian measures about what happens to the father of a clump of cells involved around women in states denied an abortion, starting with genetic tracing and databases, through lifetime paycheck attachments

CatsOfYore , to random
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"Anita Louise wearing a long white Sanforized appliqued organdy dress, holding a cat" 1936. https://condenaststore.com/featured/anita-louise-holding-a-fluffy-cat-lusha-nelson.html

i_give_u_worms ,
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@CatsOfYore
Wow she really sanforized the hell out of it I think

CatsOfYore , to random
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The kitten harvest was bountiful that year, and the village rejoiced. 🌾 Photo from my collection, no info.

i_give_u_worms ,
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@CatsOfYore it's so difficult to source them from the vine

ElleGray , to random

Artwork from an Ottoman book depicting a tooth infection. Apparently the pain comes either from demons or a guy mansplaining something. This seems fair

i_give_u_worms ,
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@ElleGray this is medically accurate

flexghost , to random
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Here is a list of the 112 Republicans who voted against Ukraine aid

Or as we say in my country: “traitors”

How many did you guess right?

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2024151

i_give_u_worms ,
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@flexghost
Another unwashable shame for

GottaLaff , to random
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🏆 Oh suh-NAP! (He should have said, “Mr. President…SIR, with tears in his eyes…” for bonus mockage)

Via Kyle Griffin:

President #Biden, speaking at a Texas fundraiser: "Just the other day, this defeated looking man came up to me and said: 'Mr. President I need your help. I'm in crushing debt. I'm completely wiped out.' I had to say, 'Donald, I can't help you'." #Trump

i_give_u_worms ,
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@GottaLaff "he had tears in his eyes"

i_give_u_worms ,
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@GottaLaff
I think I was flippin' exhausted when I read your original amusing post but I don't really have an excuse

GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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1/...

⏳N.Y. district attorney supports a 30-day delay in Donald ’s hush money trial

The trial was scheduled to begin on March 25.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-trial-delay-rcna143481

i_give_u_worms ,
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@GottaLaff
holding off the way I did for Robert Mueller and Merrick Garland to snowjob me?

futurebird , (edited ) to random
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She was sitting right next to the nameplate I got for her colony! Cheeky for an ant on the lamb!

i_give_u_worms ,
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@futurebird
:blobcheeky: "they'll never look for me here"

GottaLaff , to random
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“Gov. Cox of Utah signed sweeping bill that pared back diversity, equity & inclusion programs at state’s educ instit’s & govt offices—latest state amid broader natl backlash against such efforts.

..prohib any program, office or initiative that has “diversity, equity & inclusion” in its name or “asserts that meritocracy is inherently racist or sexist” + student support services to be open to all students, outlawing efforts that focus on students of cert races or genders”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/states-anti-dei-laws-utah.html?unlocked_article_code=1.SE0.48Vq.TmydfssIV-LE&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

i_give_u_worms ,
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@GottaLaff can't wait to start up meritocracy accountability project saying the exact f*ing thing the dei group has been saying. lift and shift.

fulanigirl , to blackmastodon group
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@blackmastodon The second part of the ThoughtExperiement asked you all to assume Trump was a distraction and to indicate what you thought the underlying root complaint is for the MAGAs. I asked Europeans not to reply, because their underlying causes of right wing discontent are different from ours AND because they are more willing to critically look at systems than Americans are. I wanted to hear from the people who live here. 1/7

i_give_u_worms ,
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@fulanigirl @blackmastodon
it's a sales pitch without a product

futurebird , to random
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Thinking about judges wigs and other trappings of power.

Apparently in Poland when they have legal court everyone wears robes: different colors for attorneys and the judge etc.

Of course in the UK judges still wear wigs which US judges are free to wear too, but simply don't.

On the US Supreme court it's just black robes-- Clarence Thomas, Antonin Scalia, and Stephen Breyer have all tried to make skull caps happen but no one else cared.

US Supreme Court justices only some of them bother with the skull cap.

i_give_u_worms ,
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@futurebird

as a certified ant lady if you feel the need to inform someone that you are blowing the dust off a grimoire of hidden ant lore from your collection that is a flex you are allowed

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