randahl ,
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When you live in a country, where the dictator can never be wrong, the only ones left to blame are the citizens.

So now that Putin has killed so many young men, that birth rates are dropping catastrophically, Russian Deputy Minister of Justice Vsevolod Vukolov reports, that new laws will make it illegal for women not to have children.

Do try to keep up, Republicans — you are so much behind the forefront of the dystopian nightmare.

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paezha ,
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@randahl @enjoyingkink

The GOP gets a boner watching this

spas_kolev ,
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@randahl in late communist Bulgaria we actually had a special tax for childless people. If I'm not wrong a fixed amount about 5-10% of the average salary. One of the first things to be removed when the regime fell.

sarahbeck ,
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@randahl 😳 *crossing my legs uncomfortably...

Ronial ,

@randahl

Russia, America, Israel, France... is everywhere. There is no forefront once you fall in craziness. Just a bad trip to the black hole the silly guys are leading you to.

epistatacadam ,
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@randahl it's a worldwide phenomenon. The highly successful death control policies of the 20th Century have meant that worldwide the need for large families with numerous unemployed young men. This has meant that the TFT has been below replacement rate for some time. This is classical demographic overshoot. It is likely that TFR and replacement rate will converge in due course. But any sudden removal of death control particularly for youths, will lead to sudden and sustained population decline!

shellheim ,
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@randahl Please fuck for the revolution comrade!

segleng85 ,
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palin ,
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@randahl
Gotta keep those rabbits breeding.

Henodudude ,
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@randahl I'm constantly shocked by how dystopian things are in some parts of the world

chu ,
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@randahl

Part of me wants to be snarky and say "and how are you going to enforce women having children", and then realized with horror Margaret Atwood already gave us an answer to that.

randahl OP ,
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@chu exactly. Under his eye!

jwcph ,
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@randahl They're not that far behind though - let's not give them credit where none is due.

zleap ,
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@randahl

"illegal for women not to have children."

So kill all the men, then make it illegal not to have kids, which you generally need men for.

Unless I am missing something.

elala ,
@elala@nrw.social avatar

@randahl
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3 Fotos von einer männlichen Menschenhülle in unterschiedlichen Sitzpositionen.
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We are now actively preparing bills to prevent the spread of childfree movement
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which overall says that young women don't need to give birth, and that they can do without children.
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We need to build such a legislative system that would (ban) all these trends on the territory of the Russian Federation

jenzi ,
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@randahl Let's start a Gofundme for conservatives. If they want to live in Russia let's send them there. On our dime, I'm in for $1,000 or more.

notabird ,
@notabird@mstdn.social avatar

@randahl Yup. America is pretty much Russia Lite already.

jmout ,

@randahl Illogical. Putin alone is responsible for his actions; no one else.

argv_minus_one ,
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@randahl

Holy crap. Didn't Pol Pot do something like that?

ethanjstark ,
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@randahl

Sorry to report that the GQP indeed has its eye on birth control:
They blocked "right to contraception" legislation in the Senate, and are eying the Morning After pill and IUDs

https://prospect.org/health/2024-06-06-republican-party-coming-for-birth-control/

mariedocet ,
@mariedocet@mastodon.social avatar

@randahl
Some 10 or even 15 years ago, I knew a (French) kid who had been adopted in Russia around 2005-2008 or so...
I can't help but think how lucky she has been, not remaining in Russia and therefore not living now the life of a 20 y.o. Russian.
Now her adoption by a western family would be impossible, and I think of today's russian-born orphans who might have had a rather normal future and upbringing in some european country but won't because they won't be adopted by european parents😢 .

TopKnot ,
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@randahl

Even Aunt Lydia didn't see this one coming. Praise Be and Under His Eye to all citizens and Handmaids.

marycontrary ,
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@randahl This is horrible.

idyll ,
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@randahl Not a coincidence that so much dystopian fiction begins with a decline in birth rates.

davoloid ,
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@randahl Relax, it's Tbau mineral water. He just talks like a drunk all the time.

decapitae ,
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@randahl Signed into law or not, unconsentual is grounds for self defense. The 🤬 goes on in these people's vacant heads?

skele_tron ,
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@randahl
Meanwhile dude cannot look straight from all the vodka in his blood

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