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  • I am a cultivator of gourmet and medicinal 🍄 and a traveler of time and space.
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Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters requires the Bible be taught in schools

“The Bible is an indispensable historical and cultural touchstone. Without basic knowledge of it, Oklahoma students are unable to properly contextualize the foundation of our nation which is why OK educational standards provide for its instruction. This is not merely an educational directive but a crucial step in ensuring our students grasp the core values and historical context of our country”

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enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 oh yeah this is a great idea 💡 every child should know about Sodom and Gomorrah and the attempted angel rape and understand that’s why some Christians think being gay is wrong.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 really perfect subject matter for small children. I don’t know why no one has thought of this before

flexghost , to random
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Trump claiming he was tortured in a fundraising email…

I like people who weren’t captured.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 to that soft, spoiled daddy’s boy pos Not having ac in the penthouse suite with unlimited Diet Cokes actually is torture 😂

flexghost , to random
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A new study by The Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget released a study proving Trump ran up the national debt twice as much as Biden

Trump approved $8.4 trillion in new 10 year spending while Biden approved $4.3 trillion
Trump’s 2017 tax cuts for the rich caused $1.9 trillion in debt
Biden’s approved $640 billion for student debt relief

The parties are not the same.

Republicans are bad for the economy.

https://www.crfb.org/papers/trump-and-biden-national-debt

Image showing 10 year debt by Trump is $8.4 trillion. Guess who isn’t paying it?

enoch ,
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@flexghost 💯 even if you lived under a rock you would know who is in the White House based on the economy. Republicans have always tanked the economy. Trump did so much damage we’re still feeling it

enoch , to random
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Happy Sunday ☀️ everyone!! I hope you all have a great day and happy fathers day to all you fathers in the fediverse 🥳🙌

flexghost , to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

♫｡♪ BEST NEW MUSIC! ₊˚♬

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🎵 CHALLENGE LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE!

Post all best new music 2022 - Present along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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  1. Big Thief Dragon - New Warm Mountain...
  2. Beth Gibbons - Lives Outgrown
  3. In Vain - Solemn
  4. Dodheimsgard - Black Medium Current
  5. Zach Bryan - Zach Bryan
  6. Megan Moroney - Lucky

🍷 Jason Isbell - King of Oklahoma + Old Fashioned🍸

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Cover art for Big Thief Dragon - New Warm Mountain over music Don't tell me there isn't good music out there. There is but you have to look

enoch ,
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@flexghost happy Friday flex!!!🥳❤️🙌 ok this is my new favorite song right now. I hope you had a great week! ❤️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJUNJ1o394

enoch ,
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@flexghost right?! I love ❤️ that one ☝️ hot and busy 😂 but good thanks 🙏 I’ll be heading to the Rocky Mountains soon to get out of this heat 🥳 (i passed the fuck out last night)

flexghost , to random
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A tale of two Disneys

(always has been the same Disney)

OMG Disney changed it logo to LGBTQIA numbers omg so much acceptance thank you so much Disney!!!!!!!1!! If you ever fell for this I have a bridge to sell you.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 they’ll literally say anything to get your money 💰 🤑

flexghost , to random
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That does it, I’m not voting for Hunter Biden

Special thank you to Republicans for their strong anti-gun stance

🇺🇸

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 right ?! Since when did getting a gun by any means necessary become wrong to republicans? And I honestly can’t believe Hunter didn’t know he could just buy a gun at a gun show with no background check. 😂

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂

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enoch ,
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@sidb @flexghost 😂🤣

flexghost , to random
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العِلْمُ مَفْتَاحُ الرَّأْيِ، وَالرَّأْيُ مَفْتَاحُ الْعَمَلِ.
الجاحظ

!It’s a #MastoRando thread!

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Man running with various things including trash cans for some reason. Honestly I have no idea why I'm laughing so hard at this

enoch ,
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@flexghost قلة الذكاء هو أعظم الفقر
😂 happy weekend Flex!! 🥳❤️

flexghost , to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🥥🌞🌊 SUMMERTIME! 🌊🐚☀️

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🎵 Post songs that mention Summer along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

This song is about butt sex and so is Greased Lightning.

🍷 Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta - Summer Nights + Sandy’s Egg Cream🍸

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Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta thinking about how Patrick McDermott (her once husband) faked his death only to be found later. Seriously look that shit up! Its insane.

enoch ,
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@flexghost @Resister omg I’m late!!😂❤️ hold on lemme find a song.

enoch ,
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@flexghost happy Friday flex!!🥳❤️🙌 here’s my favorite summertime song 😍 i hope you had a great week!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayE6Shlv598

enoch ,
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@Resister @flexghost ok just posted it on the main thread 🧵🙌 happy Friday you two beautiful angel devils!! 🥳

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🤣🤣

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randahl , to random
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Putin now claims he will give missiles to the enemies of the US, UK, and France, as retaliation for these countries delivering missiles to Ukraine.

Sure, Vladimir. Houthi rebels driving around the desert with S300 launch vehicles… that will happen, because you say so.

— The ramblings of a madman. 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://youtu.be/ldeIx5T209w?si=zZLaNTZaJFy4e4tx

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enoch ,
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@randahl I’m so tired of his lame empty threats 😂 and even more tired of anyone that actually believes he can make good on them

flexghost , to random
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Tommy Tuberville Is a special kind of evil

After years of Russia purposefully attacking civilian centers, infrastructure, and a non-aggressor sovereign nation Tuberville defends Russia?

Clutching his pearls about Ukraine targeting Russian civilians?

After months of blocking necessary US military promotions, of trying to aid Trump dodge charges and for backing project 2025

He claims Zelenskyy is a dictator?

He and Gin Laden are traitors.

Tommy Tuberville and Steve Bannon right after and right before around of fellatio While watching Russia today

enoch ,
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@flexghost i hope someone drowns them both in a bathtub filled with cat urine

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🤦🏻‍♀️😫Via Kyle Griffin:

NBC News confirms: Mike Johnson just put loyalists Ronny Jackson — demoted by the U.S. Navy in 2022 — and Scott Perry — central to House GOP efforts to overturn the 2020 election — on the House Intel Committee.

enoch ,
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@GottaLaff it’s absolutely exhausting when the biggest domestic terrorists in the nation Are in positions of power within the government 😑

flexghost , to random
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Caption this.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 “hold on, i can move that beer to my mouth just using my mind”

randahl , (edited ) to random
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Wait… WHAT??!?!?!?

Trump is now publicly fantasising about getting reelected and throwing the president's wife in jail, as revenge for 12 jurors in Manhattan finding Trump guilty of a crime.

I am truly lost for words. As a political campaign message, this makes zero sense.

Clearly, my field of political analysis does not suffice. If a psychologist or a doctor has an analysis of these ramblings of a madman, I am all ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyUsWoGclQ4

enoch ,
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@randahl jfc 🤦‍♂️ he isn’t even lucid.

randahl , to random
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Every day is HIMARS day in the Russian Belgorod Oblast. Today, Ukraine took out a number of Russian S300 missile systems, which allegedly have taken part in the attack on Kharkiv.

Glory to the heroes. 🇺🇦

enoch ,
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@randahl 🥳💙 🇺🇦 💛🥳

flexghost , to random
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Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victim's families $1.5 Billion

He hasn't paid the families that he terrorized a dime

This, while he spends roughly $100,000 per month on "personal expenses"

So relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting are asking a bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company—including Infowars—in order to make him pay up

Thoughts and prayers.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 aww, that poor piece of shit might have to liquidate his poisonous empire of lies and bullshit 😔

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂💯 it’ll be known as truth wars

enoch ,
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@flexghost @dannotdaniel 😂🤣 🥇 trademark that shit before he sees it

randahl , to random
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The right wing war against drag performers just took a hard turn:

In 2022, right wing blogger Summer Bushnell edited a video of drag performer Eric Posey’s performance, blurring parts of his outfit to support her completely false claim, that he was exposing his genitals to an audience including children.

That lie just cost her USD 1.1 million.

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/idaho-drag-performer-awarded-11-million-defamation-suit-blogger-rcna154287#

Judge Joe Brown GIF

enoch ,
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@randahl awesome! 🥳 all these lies are poisonous and there needs to be repercussions

randahl , (edited ) to random
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If Trump is sentenced to prison on July 11, I hope Melania leaves him, so we get the divorce speech:

“Crooked Melania has left me, and I did nothing wrong with Stormy Daniels, but the radical left democrats have turned her against me. It was a perfect marriage, but it is a rigged divorce, and all the experts say its rigged. I call it a Bidenvorce — it is not a divorce, it is a Bidenvorce. And I just called Stormy, and it was a perfect phone call, but she hung up on me…”

etc., etc.

enoch ,
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@randahl 😂🤣👏

randahl , to random
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If you still think Trump has a shot at the presidency, allow me to ask: What has changed?

Because in 2020 Trump lost, so what is different now?

Losing the E. Jean Carroll rape case is not helping. Being charged with mishandling classified documents, or election interference in Georgia — not helping either.

And being convicted for 34 counts of falsifying business records, will not attract more voters either.

The improved economy and better covid situation — that is Biden.

So what is new?

enoch ,
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@randahl 💯he even lost the popular vote by millions (almost 3 million) in 2016 and had help from Putin and it was stolen by the electoral college. 2020 lost again with Russian collusion and trying his best to steal it by any means necessary. He’s never once actually won an election (or anything) fair and square. Trying to make us believe that half of all Americans support him is a blatant lie. Georgia turned blue bc we hate him so much😂

randahl , to random
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Biden according to Trump:

An old, senile, sleepy man who cannot put 2 sentences together.

Also Biden according to Trump:

A criminal mastermind who took a time machine back to 2006 and convinced Stormy Daniels to sleep with Trump, and then traveled to 2016 to conspire with Michael Cohen to cover up the affair in an illegal way, using checks which Trump was tricked into signing, and then returned to 2024 to secretly control the trial against Trump… while running an entire country.

Pick a lane.

enoch ,
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@randahl 😂💯 and in reality he’s just talking about himself. Old, senile, can’t put 2 sentences together and a lifetime criminal that has tricked thousands into committing crimes for the sole purpose of blackmail and personal conquest

enoch , to random
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So wait, now that trump is a convicted felon he can’t vote in the presidential election but he can run in it? I feel like our founding fathers didn’t really think things through 😂

flexghost , to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🧑‍⚖️⛓️⚖️ PRESIDENTIAL FELONIES 🚨🚔👮

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🎵 Post songs having to do with crime/prison along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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I bet there's rich folks eatin in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin coffee and smoking big cigars
I know I had it coming I know I can't be free
But those people keep amovin
And thats what tortures me

🍷 Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues + Whiskey🍸

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enoch ,
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@flexghost happy Friday Flex!🥳❤️ great one ☝️ I’ll go with one of the greatest bands ever for this one 🙌
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 son of a bitch! Has anyone posted this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk

Lol 😂 Yes! I watched trumps 40 minute meltdown and laughed so much my face hurts 🤣

enoch ,
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@flexghost @InorganicFella 🥳🙌 lol 😂 oh i feel you. And I didn’t watch all 40 minutes but it’s hilarious bc he’s so defeated and whiny 😂 he just embarrasses himself for 40 minutes straight to a silent audience basically 😂

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🤣

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flexghost , to random
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Party of law and order strikes again

Ahh. Today is another day where it’s great to be off Twitter. Imagine the copium.

How’s your morning?

enoch ,
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@flexghost I seriously can’t even imagine how toxic and fucked that app is by now. Well, i can but you know what I mean 😂 great so far! Here’s a sunrise mountain top pic!🙌❤️

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We live in a timeline where Libertarians have more sense than the alt-left

Here’s Trump getting booed…

Trump being rotund asking for votes. This is the Same timeline as Libertarians having more sense than students getting their DoorDash sent to their hunger strike before receiving a degree in imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 he’s so detached from reality I seriously don’t know if he knows they’re booing him 😂
“That went wonderfully mr president, they loved you”
“They really did didn’t they” 🥰😂

enoch ,
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@flexghost WOW 😯 wtf?! 😂🤦‍♂️ if that’s where you’re at in life I think it would be wise to step away from social media for a while a get your shit together 😂

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 Wayyyyyy too many

rbreich , to random
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Memo to the media: Don't write about corporations suddenly lowering prices without mentioning how their profits have been skyrocketing or their tax bills have been shrinking. They could have kept prices lower all along. They chose note to. Give people the full picture.

enoch ,
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@rbreich it’s clear who runs the media. Trying to make these corporations the heros is a bad joke. They’ve price gouged us out of pure greed for years

flexghost , to random
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My name is Flexghost

I like peanut butter, bananas and Nutella on toast

This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella thread

Also, happy

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The human version of Garfield getting attached to a tiny playful redhead kitten

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🤣💯 happy weekend flex!! 🙌

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 I knew exactly who that was

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 most recognizable forehead on earth

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

🛼📺🎞️👾 TOTALLY 80s! 🕹️🎸💿💾

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🎵 Like, gag me with a spoon! Another decade theme night?

Take a chill pill and post totally tubular bodacious music from the 80s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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🍷 Axel F / Tears for Fears / DeBarge / Sade / Madonna / Simple Minds + Sex On The Beach🍸

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Compilation of 80s music videos and ...I love them. People think the 80s had the worst music? 90s were meh with some flashes of brilliance. And has pop music even changed since the 2000s? Clear channel garbage: you're wrong.

enoch ,
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@flexghost happy Friday Flex!!🥳❤️🙌 i love some tears for fears but I’m gonna start with a random favorite 😋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

enoch ,
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@flexghost @Resister oh I love ❤️ so many! That’s a favorite for sure! 🥳 here’s another one ☝️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAc7sFurdUI

enoch ,
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@flexghost 🥳🙌 this is a favorite. I listen to it on a regular basis ❤️

enoch ,
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@Resister @flexghost i was little so I don’t know but I think so. They were always on the radio and MTV. And here’s one more fav from them! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtGOESO7W8

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Republicans: “we found evidence of election interference!”

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 right?! A Rapping Biden would have been Lit 🔥

Krisss , to random Dutch
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Hi guys, handling like 3 full time jobs at the same time at the moment. But it's settling down. Will be back soon!

🌺🌺

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@Krisss ❤️🙌❤️

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