flexghost ,
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Caption this.

billjurgensen ,
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@flexghost I like to do Kyle Rittenhouse impressions for my fans.

Pyrite61 ,

@flexghost Eat some fiber dude.

surrealnative ,
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@flexghost "The next few moments of our program, I have decreeing faith for you, I'm just wild enough to do what God said, that's why I'm not talking about, figure that out with your brains, then. I'm talking about trusting your heart, and you have faith you just need to use it, say it the Lord, hallelujah, played heard bells in her neighbor's gut blast, ha ha ha, happy."

Preacher preaching. "The next few moments of our program, I have decreeing faith for you, I'm just wild enough to do what God said, that's why I'm not talking about, figure that out with your brains, then. I'm talking about trusting your heart, and you have faith you just need to use it, say it the Lord, hallelujah, played heard bells in her neighbor's gut blast, ha ha ha, happy."

flexghost OP ,
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@surrealnative is this also the speaking in tongues guy?

surrealnative ,
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@flexghost Only on Wednesdays, though.

rlstone4dems , (edited )
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@flexghost I know that this is 12 hours late, but if only this piece of sht was feeling this way before spreading lies that led to small children being murdered… But it’s good though to see that shedding bullshit tears, and pretending to care means something… Jones is pure, unadulterated sht.

flexghost OP ,
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@rlstone4dems and yet he still acts like he is persecuted

leean00 ,
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@flexghost I just drank too many of those man-products I keep pushing on my show and now I've got <trailing-off-from-the-pain>GAL Stooones...</trailing-off-from-the-pain>

CiaoBruno ,
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@flexghost
He’s going out like Elvis, a concrete hardened grumpy that pops his aorta.

cynblogger ,
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@flexghost
“OMG, I should NOT have had those breakfast tacos!”

TheNovemberMan ,

@flexghost When the laxatives unexpectedly kick in 😯

skydog ,
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flexghost OP ,
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@skydog 😂😂😂

skydog ,
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@flexghost

"Give me ten seconds, and I'll give you a Trump!"

noondlyt ,
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@flexghost Motherfucker

nemesio ,
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@flexghost When you try to swallow too many McDonalds fries at once with nothing to drink it down with.

peteorrall ,
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@flexghost Someone call 911!

SNerd ,
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@flexghost
I will now channel Kyle Rittenhouse

noondlyt ,
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@SNerd @flexghost smh - they are the same

SNerd ,
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@noondlyt @flexghost
I fixed it

flexghost OP ,
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Liliki ,
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@flexghost
Oh no... The diaper has failed... IT'S GOING OVER MY WAISTBAND!!!

BlackDogActual ,
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flexghost OP ,
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bruce ,
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@flexghost
I demand that you apologize to walruses everywhere right now! 🤣

flexghost OP ,
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@bruce 😂

windrunner ,
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@flexghost i love schadenfreude

LShashaty ,
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@flexghost Too little too late.

Crystal_Fish_Caves ,
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@flexghost This is what Karma making you its Bitch looks like.

streetersweeper ,
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@flexghost "A father should never have to bury his own Texas ranch"

streetersweeper ,
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@flexghost Side effects of Brain Force include man baby.

Flies4no1 ,
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@flexghost TFW shitting bricks.

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

When the gay frogs win

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the Brain Force pills began to take hold

flexghost OP ,
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@emmreef 🏆

streetersweeper ,
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@flexghost "It was me... I turned the frogs gay"

flexghost OP ,
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