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  • I am a cultivator of gourmet and medicinal 🍄 and a traveler of time and space.
    -Writer -Words make worlds

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flexghost , to random
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The over valuation is a illegal bribe

Watch all Congresspeople turn a blind eye because they do the same

The system is beyond broken.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 💯 might as well be selling ocean front property in Arizona

enoch ,
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@flexghost 💯 might as well be selling ocean front property in Arizona

flexghost , to random
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There are no consequences for the rich in this fucking country.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😑 every single fucking time we’re about to see a little bit of justice we get robbed by another corrupt court and another corrupt judge.

flexghost , to random
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I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Chuck Todd

Credit where credit is due

NBC hired the former RNC chair and Big Lie supporting scumbag Ronna McDaniel, now they need to face the music.

Roundtable news show with some of the worst both sides journalists including Chuck Todd and Kristen welker

enoch ,
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@flexghost truth is truth no matter who’s saying it. I’ve agreed with several ppl i never thought i would agree with in the last 6 months

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tesla owners finally complaining about some of the cars' features bc apparently your spouse can watch your car's progress on the app at home and see where you stop. you can even see which seats are being used so "both backseats" suddenly registering on the "heat map" is giving away the cheating lol

enoch ,
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@ElleGray 😂 it’s especially sus if there’s no one in the driver seat 😂

flexghost , to random
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No news, no politics, just vids

It's a thread!

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Video of a big ass goose running to cuddle with a big ass dog

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😍 i had a miniature dachshund years ago and he was the sweetest! He was best friends with my gray Weimaraner, they hunted squirrels together 😂 boomer (the dachshund) would scare them out of bushes and Indy (the weim) would wait behind them. They were a great team 😂❤️

flexghost , to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🐉🎭☁️🏇PLAYLIST ON RANDOM! ☮🔮🌵😺

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🎵 Post a random pick from a playlist along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Bill McClintock mashup (feat.)
Rage Against the Machine - Take the Power Back
James Brown - Soul Power
Van Halen - Atomic Punk
Van Halen - I'm the One

🍷 James Against the Machine - "Take the Soul Power Back"+ Guava Manhattan🍸

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Videos of Rage Against the Machine - Take the Power Back James Brown - Soul Power spliced together. OMG I'm so fucking tired but a girl still has to party.

enoch ,
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@flexghost happy Friday Flex!!❤️🥳❤️ this is perfect! A beautiful soul just made me a playlist so here’s a random pick from that 🥰

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFTK1stlGo

enoch ,
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@flexghost @andrew @AqiDrago that’s a hallmark discovery 🥳🙌

flexghost , to random
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Let’s just say hypothetically and with a lot of heartfelt prayer that trump succumbs to a massive coronary embolism

Or he spontaneously combusts

Or his brain negotiates a successful cease fire

Or he’s walking along until he’s crushed by a Wile E Coyote style 2-ton anvil…

The oncoming Republican Civil War is going on to be epic

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 oh they’ll definitely turn on each other

Baby Saying Amen to the heartfelt prayers for trumps demise

flexghost , to random
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Dems are usually terrible at messaging

But this: this is a home run.

🇺🇸

Video answering trumps question are you better off than you were 4 years ago illustrating trumps failure with the pandemic

enoch ,
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@flexghost just remembering the years of him in our White House makes my blood boil. So many Americans died bc of that sack of shit.

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Via Laurie Garrett: 1/...

ICYMI the House #Republicans finally released a U.S. budget, countering the #BidenAdministration proposal. The GOP budget:

  • cuts $1.5 trillion from Social Security
  • raises Medicare costs & cuts caps on pharma fees
  • cuts Medicaid, ACA/Obamacare & the Children’s Health Insurance Prog by $4.5 trillion over 10 years
  • creates $5.5 trillion in tax cuts for the rich and corporations
  • eliminates all clean energy tax incentives
  • raises Social Security Retirement age to 69
enoch ,
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@GottaLaff good god 😑 it’s seriously befuddling why anyone would ever vote republican

enoch ,
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@GottaLaff @jhavok I can’t even see their post or account

enoch ,
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@GottaLaff oh gotcha. for some reason I’m being @ in this so I didn’t know if they were talking to me bc i can only see your responses

enoch ,
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@GottaLaff oh that’s super suspicious! I’ve only got this one so that’s definitely not me. Is it also on universeodon?

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Biden has now cancelled over $140 Billion in student loan debt

This is in spite of the Supreme Court shutting down his loan forgiveness program

This is in spite of republicans killing further reaching legislation over student loan forgiveness

This is another win that voters need to be aware of

Let them know since most of the media refuses to.

enoch ,
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@flexghost one of the many benefits of having someone that’s been in the government his whole life. Biden has more experience than anyone and he knows exactly how everything works.

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AOC just destroyed the GOP’s attempts to impeach Biden with one simple question

Name the crimes the president committed

AOC emptying a verbal can of mace all up in Tony Bobulinski during a house hearing

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 “rico is not a crime sir”!

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Auntie Flex, what’s the most American thing you’ve read this week?

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 “winner of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest and Top airport exec shot….”

flexghost , to random
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Trump is suing George Stephanopoulos for defamation

Oh really?

Judge Kaplan and E. Jean Carroll would like a word.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 more proof that he doesn’t know what words mean 😂 simply stating facts about someone is Not defamation

flexghost , to random
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"It is better to be pretty than smart, you can fake being smart."
-Nobel Prize Winner Alina Habba

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 2 stable geniuses conning each other. He’s saying he’ll eventually pay her and she’s saying he won’t have to pay the fine. Both not true

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"Were you better off four years ago than you are today? The answer for this entire country is no.

“…I mean yes”

  • incoming RNC Chair Michael Whatley

🏆

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enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 their mouths won’t even let them say that stupid shit 😂

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🚙👩‍👧‍👧🏀⚾️👩 NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL KAREN! 👩🎾⚽︎🚗

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🎵 Post music Karen might like before screaming at a barista and after screaming at a barista - along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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And I want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life
Oh, just to be with you...

🍷 Dido Thank You + Vitamin Water and vodka🍸

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enoch ,
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@flexghost happy Friday Flex!! 🥳❤️🙌 mmm 😋 for some reason i can totally see a karen jamming to this 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg

flexghost , to random
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The fact this isn’t front page news on every major news outlet in america tells you everything you need to know

enoch ,
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@flexghost the more we learn about this the more infuriating it gets. We also now know the whole Hunter laptop story was Russian disinformation. Trump (and republicans and fox and others) have all worked with Russia to spread lies and rig our elections. Trump is the biggest traitor in American history.

flexghost , to random
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This is not a win.

If Judge Cannon dismissed this then she would be removed from the case and Smith would get everything he wanted on appeal

Cannon only delayed, stating the statute would be brought “with jury-instruction briefing and/or other appropriate motions”

This way, Judge Cannon can continue to obstruct

This is all a sad joke.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 💯 and lol 😂 the whole world will celebrate when that turd is in his hearse 🥳

flexghost , to random
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So here we are again again

Trump killing the RNC mail in/ early voting outreach

Telling followers to vote the day-of thus setting up a red mirage

They’re going to try this again. And what’s different?

Is DeJoy gone?

Or other Trump appointees?

How many insurrectionist congresspeople have been sentenced?

It’s on the voters.

Do what you have to in order to save democracy. Get your people to vote blue. Even if that means cutting off Lefty Skyler and Comrade Karen’s trust fund

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enoch ,
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@flexghost ffs 🤦‍♂️ and lol 😂 his patheticness knows no bounds. Wearing black gloves so ppl can’t see his tiny hands 😂

flexghost , to random
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The house has passed the TikTok Ban Bill 352-65

(aka “Protecting Americans From Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act")

Auntie Flex, what was life like when after they banned TikTok but before they banned the rest?

video of sheep being rescued from a ditch, then falling into the same ditch Its spyware. And all the apologist chuds will debate me on this and lose as they have for numerous other things

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🤣🤣 right?! 🤦‍♂️

flexghost , to random
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OMG, the onion nailed it. That is so perfect, spot on! 😂

Wait.

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🤣 here they come! Get me a sharpie!

flexghost , to random
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Andrew Tate and brother Tristan have been detained in Romania

The best part?

Their plans to flee in order to escape charges of sex trafficking and rape were revealed by redpill fanboy Adin Ross on stream

🌈

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🥳 idiots gonna idiot

flexghost , to random
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Ok wait…

Hang on…

One moment…

Nancy Mace defends her endorsement of sexual abuser Trump saying she cannot be questioned about her defense because she’s a survivor of sexual abuse

Make this republican brainrot make sense.

CW: sexual violence being discussed

Video of Nancy mace competing for the mental gymnastics gold

enoch ,
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@flexghost it makes no sense bc it’s all bullshit. Asking an alleged rape victim how she reconciles supporting a rapist is not shaming anyone. It’s a legitimate question that she refused to answer so she just accused him of shaming her over and over and over 😑

enoch ,
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@flexghost it really is and knowing these disgusting ppl it wouldn’t surprise me to learn she’s lying in the first place. It’s all about trying to win back some of the female votes.

flexghost , to random
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The teens of america are uniting!

To end war? No

To solve world hunger? Nope

To stop congress from banning TikTok? Yep

After the spyware… (ahem) after the app supplied users with numbers to call, one teen threatened “I promise you do not ban TikTok. If you want a January 6th riot, that's what's going to happen. Don't do it”

…this, after giving their full name and address at the start of the call
(Via Politico)

And the calls keep coming

We’re about to see the wackiest uprising ever 🇺🇸

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂🤣 omfg 🤦‍♂️ getting the exact same reaction you’d get from a crackhead by telling them they can never smoke crack again 😂 showing us all that banning tiktok is indeed the right thing to do 🤣

enoch ,
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@flexghost 💯 self centeredness is sadly embedded in American culture and it’s the source of so much depression. Being community minded is far better in every way

flexghost , to random
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When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

It's a thread!

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Video of FIRE BLADE! A blade spewing fire at your enemy and also all over the drapes the carpet the cat and everyone near

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 we love our Flex!!❤️❤️😘

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🌈❀🛼 70s ⍟🎙🌈

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🎵 Post music from the outta sight 70s (any genre, no remixes) along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Candy came from out on the Island
In the back room she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

She says, "Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side"

🍷 Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side + Rusty Nail🍸

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Video with still of Lou Reed album cover. Name a more diverse decade than the 70s

enoch ,
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@flexghost holy crap! I didn’t even realize it’s Friday!😂 happy Friday Flex!!🥳❤️🙌 love some lou reed! Here’s a favorite band and song. I grew up to pink floyd 🎊 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhYKN21olBw

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 yeah but I’m on my last 2 🍄 monotubs for the season so I’ll have a little down time in the summer 🥳

enoch ,
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@flexghost @Resister right?! Up there in best albums of all time imo 🥳🙌 lol 😂 yes! But i was 15 and on acid so I couldn’t sit still 😂 I should do it again to fully appreciate it

enoch ,
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@flexghost @Resister oh totally 💯 dark side and the wall are masterpieces 🥳
Lol 😆 I’m definitely a 🍄 man now 😂 The last time i ate acid was in downtown Atlanta and it was an extremely weird night 😂

enoch ,
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@Resister @flexghost 🙌 the wall is the shit! I watched it with My dad a million times 🤩 lol 😂 🌱 definitely makes it even better!
😂 i ate acid like candy in high school.

enoch ,
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@flexghost @Resister that might be a good thing 😂 it was basically roger waters descent into madness 😵‍💫 😂

enoch ,
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@Resister @flexghost right?! 😍 oh nice one! 🙌 this is my favorite acid song 😵‍💫https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzIHkFJnLbc

enoch ,
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@dsmdexter @flexghost totally 💯 it’s rare for a band to have album after album of nothing but amazing songs

enoch ,
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@flexghost @dsmdexter lol 😂 i just posted a ween song 😂 (and sorry, no more not 70s) i fucking love Ween

enoch ,
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@flexghost @dsmdexter 🙌 i fucking LOVE Ween! ❤️ There was a solid couple years of my life that was nothing but Ween 🥳 one of the best bands ever hands down

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@flexghost @dsmdexter @Affekt They’re almost too good. They even did an awesome country album 😂 oh cool! I haven’t heard of them so they’re going on my list now! 🙌🙏

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What the hell is this?

I made it 3 minutes into Katie Britt’s astonishingly bad SotU rebuttal

Drop on the comments how far you can make it into this clip before turning it off

Video of Katie Britt turning in her audition for Mr. Johnson’s junior class presentation of Our Town

enoch ,
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@flexghost 😂 i made it to 1:17. She is a creepy fuck. Like church porn mom 😂 and why would biden doing this for longer than she’s been alive be a bad thing? Doesn’t that mean he has the most experience? 😂

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Watching this 106 year old turtle enjoy his bath is the cutest thing I’ve seen all week 😍😂

106 year old turtle getting a bath and scrubbed by his ppl

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An American woman (who resides in California) with dual Russian citizenship was arrested in Russia (while visiting family) for donating $51.80 in 2022 to a pro-Ukrainian nonprofit that provides medical supplies and humanitarian aid to . She may spend the rest of her life in jail for treason.

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https://www.khou.com/article/news/nation-world/ukraine/american-arrested-in-russia-accused-of-treason/507-d59c9866-2434-4779-85fc-c48ce3192289

enoch ,
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@dalfen seriously fuck every single American (especially tucker) for talking about how awesome Russia is.

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Psst! #ClarenceThomas won't do that. But keep up the pressure regardless.

"Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Dick Durbin is calling on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from a case focused on #Trump’s eligibility for the 2024 ballot." #14thAmendment #legal #SCOTUS https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/02/07/congress/durbin-thomas-scotus-trump-2024-ballot-eligibility-00140147?cid=politico_threads

enoch ,
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@GottaLaff i hope he stays on and votes against trumps eligibility to be on the ballot 😂 trump might die from anger on the spot

enoch ,
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@GottaLaff 😂 I’m a dreamer

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