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Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

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The irony isn't lost on me that on the night the & honor the , that a St Louis based candidate for state AG told black people to "leave the US"

Don't let the first story overshadow the second.

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵Via Angry Staffer:

People always ask me which stories to pay attention to.

This one. You should pay attention to this one.

According to the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), Iran is undergoing a major expansion at Fordow, its most heavily-protected nuclear facility.

Post-expansion, Fordow will be able to enrich enough uranium for a bomb a month, according to experts.

There are also plans for further expansion at Natanz.

https://wapo.st/3xonNU2

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@GottaLaff

According to the Zero Days film (documentary about Stuxnet) Israel went rogue and used Stuxnet without our approval.

emmreef , to random
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Emergency rooms across the country are reporting a record number of patients today stemming from giving themselves whiplash about their views if the justice system works or not.

flexghost , to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🥥🌞🌊 SUMMERTIME! 🌊🐚☀️

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🎵 Post songs that mention Summer along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

This song is about butt sex and so is Greased Lightning.

🍷 Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta - Summer Nights + Sandy’s Egg Cream🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta thinking about how Patrick McDermott (her once husband) faked his death only to be found later. Seriously look that shit up! Its insane.

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

https://youtu.be/kxGh6VGxuw0?si=HHZH8FSNgHkCyFJK

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

It was either Sublime or Bananarama for my summer song

https://youtu.be/AEo_hR9n7ys?si=bUJrx2Ns7Z_FhZIb

flexghost , to random
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Caption this.

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

When the gay frogs win

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the Brain Force pills began to take hold

flexghost , to random
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The amount of copium here could power Manhattan for a week...

WHAT?!

Felon Trump rambling about The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango coming over the border or something while speaking at E Jean Carroll Tower

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

flexghost , to random
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Guilty.

Get fucked.

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

All the way fucked

Nonilex , to random
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#TrumpTrial Thurs 30 May 2024 🧵#Deliberations continue

Justice #Merchan says he believes that the #jury wants him to repeat a significant portion of the #JuryInstructions.

He will read pages 6-35.

Each page yesterday took him just a little more than a minute, so this will take >30 mins.

Between that & the testimony readbacks, also expected to take >30 mins, there will likely be >1 hour this morning w/the jury in the courtroom, not actively deliberating.

#criminal #law #Trump

emmreef ,
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@Nonilex

Never miss an opportunity to grift

flexghost , to random
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Word.

ما في يد وحدة بتدق

Where are all the Hillary was right people now? She's spitting facts...just like all the other facts you choose to ignore for your narrative

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@flexghost @Shaman666

It's a 10 month old account with 0 posts, 3 replies, and 1 follower.

10+0+3+1= block

emmreef , to random
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The two biggest contributors to the downfall of the Kennedy political dynasty.

#rfkjr #brainworm

image/jpeg

flexghost , to random
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After the parasite, that feeds off brain activity, starved to death leaving only a black spot, RFK jr was asked for a comment:

“Sometimes duck with cheese can purple. Tartar baby staples. Vaccines bad.”

emmreef ,
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@flexghost I'm more concerned about the brain worms his supporters have

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

★🎸🎧 ROCK, ROCK TIL U ROCK! 🎧🎸★

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🎵 Post hair metal from the 70s, 80s and 90s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free, so far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy

🍷 Def Leppard ‘Photograph’ + Sex On The Beach🍸

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I have no idea why but I listen to Def Leppard pretty much every week. The drummer still has two arms in this one, so enjoy kids!

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@flexghost

🤘

https://youtu.be/k-jRbH7b_vQ?si=saViZpiVXVyi3Czs

emmreef ,
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@flexghost
🤘
https://youtu.be/ASQmG8szjTE?si=jyc74SrFXjNWi4RX

emmreef ,
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@flexghost

Axel Rose had his own band, Hollywood Rose but left that to start a band with LA Guns guitarist Tracii Guns. Hence the name Guns N Roses.

Axel had a falling out with Tracii, so Tracii went back to LA Guns. Axel kept the name and the rest is history.

Nonilex , to random
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🧵 Thurs, May 2

charges are falsifying business records to hide payments in lead up to 2016 election to electorate

just one Trump supporter at the courthouse draped in a Trump flag.

's lawyer, , to return to stand. He negotiated the hush-money payment at the center of the case, & is expected to lay out details of the deal.

emmreef ,
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@Nonilex Hope is performing for the cameras

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Kyle Cheney:

👉🏼House Dems make it official: If [Marj Q Greene] tries to oust Speaker Mike Johnson, they will help block it >>>>

JOINT DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP STATEMENT ON MOTION TO VACATE Washington, DC — House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Democratic Whip Katherine Clark and Democratic Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar released the following statement upon the completion of the House Democratic Caucus Meeting: For months, House Republicans irresponsibly delayed critical security assistance to our democratic allies in Ukraine, Israel and the Indo- Pacific, while simultaneously blocking humanitarian assistance to civilians in harm’s way in places like Gaza, Haiti and the Sudan. Thanks to a bipartisan coalition of Democrats and Republicans, led by President Biden, we were finally able to meet the national security needs of the American people. From the very beginning of this Congress, House Democrats have put people over politics and found bipartisan common ground with traditional Republicans in order to deliver real results. At the same time, House Democrats have aggressively pushed back against MAGA extremism. We will continue to do just that. At this moment, upon completion of our national security work, the time has come to turn the page on this chapter of Pro-Putin Republican obstruction. We will vote to table Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Motion to Vacate the Chair. If she invokes the motion, it will not succeed. it
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    • emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    Lol...let them spend their energy going after Johnson instead of Biden

    GottaLaff , to random
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    NOTE: I have stuff to do today. My live posting will be limited. So will my replies/reading your replies.

    THREAD: 🧵 1/…

    Klasfeld:

    Now

    Trump enters the courtroom and is seated at the defense table.

    Photojournalists go close up in front of him, as usual, to take their photos.

    "All rise."

    Justice Merchan takes the bench and invites Trump's lawyer Emil Bove to put their email exchange from Wednesday on the record.

    It's an evidentiary issue.

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    Pecker is leaking in Trump

    emmreef , to NFL group
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    "oh let's check in on any news with the New York Jets"

    [Throws phone into a pond]

    @nfl

    emmreef , to random
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    Floptimus Prime


    GottaLaff , to random
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    Griftology.

    Politico—The #Trump campaign is asking for down-ballot candidates who use his name, image and likeness in fundraising appeals to give at least 5 percent of the proceeds to the campaign.

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    He's gonna host a PBS-style telethon before too long

    emmreef , to random
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    Maggie Haberman today: appears to be asleep at his hush money trial

    Maggie Haberman 2025: Trump was also shitting his pants and drawing swastikas on his legal pad. You can read all about it in my book.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    I won’t link to Twitter, but I had to screen grab it for you:

    Via @potus: #Biden

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff @potus

    The White House account has been fantastic since they hired Megan Coyne.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I love Snoop Dogg.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    emmreef ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Bizenjamin Bizutton

    flexghost , to random
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    Congratulations Arizona! You’ve discovered the power of prayer!

    Because of this along with a 160 year old law Arizona has outlawed abortion—stripping women of their bodily autonomy and putting lives at risk

    Let me be clear

    If you abstain from voting or vote 3rd party: you are directly attacking me and all women

    Vote.

    Take back the house. Enshrine Reproductive Rights.

    video/mp4

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost

    Waiting for all the neck beard dudes to overlook this because they're mad Biden hasn't waived his magic wand and cancelled their student debt & made weed legal in their state.

    emmreef , to random
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    Share this far and wide. tried to keep this sealed.

    Advertisers really need to ask themselves why they're on his platform.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766

    flexghost , to random
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    ** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

    Tonight’s theme is:

    🤲🎗️🆘 PLEDGE DRIVE 🫂🌍🎁

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    🎵 This SUNDAY April 7 is our Fediverse #PledgeDrive — make sure to stop by and help your local instance

    Post any song with “Pledge” or “Drive” in the title along with what you’re drinking 🎶
    —

    You know when you're close you really turn me on
    That's why I want you so bad when your gone...

    🍷 You Drive Me Wild - The Runaways + Redbreast🍸

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    Joan Jett looking all hot n shit - album cover of the Runaways to music

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost

    How about a band with drive in the title

    https://youtu.be/W6kplh51lPg?si=RlSkuv-wzclhyCRI

    GottaLaff , to random
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    😱
    Via Anna Bower:

    Wait so you’re telling me the epicenter of the New York City earthquake was…#Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster??

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    flexghost , to random
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    Worst Marvel character ever.

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost Super Gonorrhea arch nemesis of Dr Antibiotics

    GottaLaff , to random
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    LOL!

    Via Rupar:

    #RFKJr just announced that someone named Nicole Shanahan is his running mate but she hasn't been seen on stage yet

    lol CNN gave up too. RFK Jr got every cable news channel to pay attention to him and then totally botched his VP rollout by endlessly talking and talking and talking

    we still don't know if Nicole Shanahan is a real person. every channel has cut away and i'm giving up too.

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    I wonder if Nicole Shanahan is just Aaron Rodgers in drag 🤔

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤦🏻‍♀️

    Via Democracy Docket:

    NEW: Voters in Huntington Beach, California approved a charter amendment to require voter ID in municipal elections. Before the vote, #California officials warned the city that the measure violates state law and that legal challenges may come.

    https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/huntington-beach-voters-approve-voter-id-ballot-initiative/

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    Just performative BS from Republicans. You've heard of fantasy football, this is fantasy governing

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    That's fair.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    emmreef ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Death by firing squad

    flexghost , to random
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    I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Chuck Todd

    Credit where credit is due

    NBC hired the former RNC chair and Big Lie supporting scumbag Ronna McDaniel, now they need to face the music.

    Roundtable news show with some of the worst both sides journalists including Chuck Todd and Kristen welker

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost

    The worst person you know...

    DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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    I’m so excited.

    emmreef ,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot

    emmreef , to random
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    can't make the $464 million bond

    Guys we're inching closer to this happening

    flexghost , to random
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    ** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

    Tonight’s theme is:

    🚙👩‍👧‍👧🏀⚾️👩 NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL KAREN! 👩🎾⚽︎🚗

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    🎵 Post music Karen might like before screaming at a barista and after screaming at a barista - along with what you’re drinking 🎶
    —

    And I want to thank you
    For giving me the best day of my life
    Oh, just to be with you...

    🍷 Dido Thank You + Vitamin Water and vodka🍸

    Post often • share • make some friends

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost

    https://youtu.be/_ivt_N2Zcts?si=7bz8_eU4eWBqyzEt

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Secret Service, Justice Dept locate person of interest in swatting attacks on DHS Secretary Mayorkas and other officials

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/swatting-suspect-mayorkas-secret-service-justice-dept/?linkId=361063468&ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff

    I'm imagining this

    GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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    Pigs do fly. 1/...

    Via Katie Phang:

    JUST IN: Judge DENYING 's Motion to Dismiss Counts 1-32 based on unconstitutional vagueness.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648652/gov.uscourts.flsd.648652.402.0.pdf

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff he's going to go after her on Truth Social tonight, isn't he?

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Ron Filipkowski:

    Co-Chair Lara says they will now be recruiting & training people to get jobs as poll workers who handle & count ballots, and says Trump will end early and mail-in voting in America if elected.

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff supporting the troops by taking their voting rights away

    flexghost , to random
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    Aaron Rodgers

    Possible VP candidate

    Overrated one-ring wonder

    And Sandy Hook truther

    Various images of Brett Favre clone Aaron Rodgers sitting there being all overrated as most Mega are

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost

    Sandy Hook is about 90 minutes away from where the Jets play. He's going to get booed by the home fans.

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo
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    8m
    after Favre and Rodgers, just think of the fruit baskets and rare whiskies the Flat Earthers have sent to Jordan Love to secure his allegiance

    emmreef ,
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    @emarktaylor @nfl

    Just proves what I've been saying all along... Wisconsin is not good for your mental health

    emmreef ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @emarktaylor @nfl

    I tease...not all Wisconsinites are bad, just the ones that play QB for the Packers.

    emmreef ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @emarktaylor @nfl

    Oh Braun...he tried to throw the drug test/urine sample guy under the bus when he got caught.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    👀Via Timothy Snyder:

    's allies are selling out in exchange for backing in the election.

    A Trump victory in November would finish off US democracy.

    And a Russian victory in Ukraine would doom freedom generally.

    If this minority coalition of international fascists wins in 2024, life will be rotten for everyone else indefinitely.

    If you want a chance to live in a decent world, you've got half a year to act.

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff @darwinwoodka

    "Cosying (cozying) up to Orban for asylum" like we haven't had an extradition treaty with Hungary since the 90s.

    Definitely a troll account.

    flexghost , to random
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    OMG, the onion nailed it. That is so perfect, spot on! 😂

    Wait.

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost

    I can't believe NBC actually ran this...oh wait, yes I can.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    And scene.

    Fitzgerald: Senile is defined as exhibiting a decline of cognitive ability. Did you find that President #Biden was senile?

    #Hur: I did not

    emmreef ,
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    @GottaLaff Hur the Hack

    flexghost , to random
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    The Kansas Republican Party hosted a fundraiser last Friday

    During which, attendees could pay to assault an effigy of President Biden

    Remember when simply criticizing Trump or Bush policies would trigger the right—causing them to scream “it’s unamerican to disrespect the president!”

    These are deplorables

    🇺🇸

    Large republicans kicking a punching dummy dressed up like the sitting president of the United States. One of the most bland “come together” moderates and they’re this triggered.

    emmreef ,
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    @flexghost these are the same people that advocate for a second civil war 🙄

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