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emarktaylor

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social

Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.

Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.

Interests include American Football (#NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting more than once. "Do bears bear, do bees bee!"

Joined mastodon.online 01-Nov-22

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Via Marshall Julius 🚀 @MarshallJulius
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I pity the fool.

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Via Keith Edwards @keithedwards
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Same news, two different stories.

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    emarktaylor , to baseball group
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    @baseball @baseball

    Wut!

    Via Front Office Sports @FOS
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    In just 24 hours, Topps sold 16,946 cards of bee specialist Mike Hilton.

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
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    11h
    RETURN OF THE JEDI artwork by Christopher Evans. Did you realise it's a matte painting?

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via Julian Dutton 🎭📚T🎟️🇬🇧 @JulianDutton1
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    11h
    Off to an exhibition of Leonardo da Vinci drawings. I'm always amazed how ahead of his time he was. His rough sketch of a front-loading washing-machine, 1506 -

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via Pete Thamel @PeteThamel
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    With no quarterbacks in the second round, it's the third time in seven years that zero QBs have gone in the second round. In the other four years, only one has gone in the second.

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    🏈 @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball

    Via Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.bsky.social
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    Welcome to Maryland, offensive analyst Brian Ferentz (a real thing that has happened today).

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via Bill Simmons 🤖 @BillSimmons

    Hearing the Pats are either going to stay at 3, trade up or trade down.

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
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    The New York Times has officially out-New York Timesed itself.

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    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
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    14h
    literal hero

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed
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    16m

    emarktaylor , to golf group
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    @golf #Golf #Parody

    Via Tour Golf @PGATUOR
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    4h

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @golf

    No - parody account. Content still kinda true - although logic is very circular.

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney
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    JUST IN: Judge Howell upholds the jury's defamation verdict against Rudy Giuliani in a 48-page opinion.

    https://t.co/dso7cRM1wM

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics
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    19h
    #CarlSagan's letter to #ChuckBerry.

    emarktaylor , to baseball group
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    @baseball @baseball

    Via 🇰🇮 Sickos Committee 🇰🇮 @SickosCommittee
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    16h
    WHAT IS POO🔔
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    MLB Errors @mlberrors
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    Can't believe they robbed us of P O O P

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    Via New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon
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    7h

    emarktaylor , to cbb group
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    🏀 @cbb @marchmadness #CollegeBasketball #CBB #MarchMadness

    Via RedditCFB @RedditCFB
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    These states are a combined 0-10 in the last 22 men's basketball title games.

    emarktaylor , to random
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    #SolarEclipse #SolarEclipse2024

    Via Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank
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    1h
    This photo from the Eclipse is funnier when you realize that the pyramid is a Bass Pro Shop 🎣

    emarktaylor , to baseball group
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    @baseball @baseball

    Via Meg Rowley 🤖 @megrowler

    there's no rule that says a cow can't play baseball

    emarktaylor , to wcbb group
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    🏀 @wcbb @marchmadness

    Via Matt Hinton 🤖 @MattRHinton

    losing the entire starting lineup from a team went 36-1 and immediately going 38-0 with a brand new team is some legendary shit

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    Via New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon
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    If tomorrow’s eclipse doesn’t happen, it’s time for astronomers to finally admit that their heliocentric model of the solar system is wrong.

    emarktaylor , to golf group
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    @golf #Golf

    Via Dan Wolken @DanWolken
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    Augusta is the only place in the world where you can give sports fans the most basic concession menu possible and people lap it up. Marketing geniuses.

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @golf

    But the secondary market price for tickets is around 3 grand - even for practice days!

    So they'll need to eat like horses.

    emarktaylor , to cbb group
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    🏀 @cbb @marchmadness #CollegeBasketball #CBB #MarchMadness

    Via Tom Fornelli 🤖 @TomFornelli

    FORNELLI'S BALL KNOWING KEYS TO THE GAME

    UCONN

    • Make Shots
    • Play Defense

    ALABAMA

    • Make Threes
    • Don't let UConn go on a 30-0 run
    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @cbb @marchmadness

    I would like a stress free UConn win.

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @cbb @marchmadness

    Absolutely.

    It was pretty much a toss up until UConn had their surge towards the end and the threes stopped dropping for Bama.

    Looking forward to both Finals.

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @cbb @marchmadness

    Sounds interesting. I wonder if that exists anywhere on the internet.

    Tennis-wise, I will be watching to see if this young lady can win for the 13th consecutive outing in about 20 minutes.

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @cbb @marchmadness

    Ah! Good to know.

    emarktaylor , to nba group
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    🏀@nba #NBA

    Via internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
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    Via Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids
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    Closing bell check on Trump’s stock 🤣

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    🏀 @wcbb @marchmadness

    Via Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch
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    NEW: Iowa’s win over LSU shatters record for most-watched women’s basketball game

    12.3 million viewers.

    If you want some insane context, this viewership for Iowa-LSU number tops every World Series game in 2023 and all but one NBA Finals game in 2023.

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via Chris Crimm The Independent @MiamiSixthMan
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    Mar 31
    I’m sorry…

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    I cannot stop laughing

    emarktaylor , to random
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    Via Neville F Chamberlain @NevilleFChambe1
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    The 🇺🇸American musical romantic comedy “SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN” directed by Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen, starring Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen, Millard Mitchell and Cyd Charisse premiered in 1952 at Radio City Music Hall, New York

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon

    Yep - every scene Donald O'Connor is in is magical.

    emarktaylor , to random
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    #IRS

    Via caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum
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    I know why this is here, but it will never be not funny

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    Via Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports
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    The best part of every Columbo episode is the roughly 30-minute window when the murderer is overconfident and thinks Columbo’s just some kind of cute imbecile …

    emarktaylor , to wcbb group
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    🏀 @wcbb

    Via Dan Wolken @DanWolken
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    Kim Mulkey blasts reporter, threatens lawsuit for what she calls a 'hit piece'
    https://t.co/AEh16MOgVL

    emarktaylor , to cbb group
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    🏀 @cbb #CollegeBasketball #CBB

    Via Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach
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    The Pac-12 is now 6-0 in the men's NCAA tournament.

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    Via Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin
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    Great movie premise

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social
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    Caleb Williams, asked to meet with the Bears, has faked his own death, moved to a houseboat in the LA River, and changed his name to Claude St. Mann

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter

    Steelers 2023 QBs:
    🏈Kenny Pickett
    🏈Mitchell Trubisky
    🏈Mason Rudolph

    Steelers 2024 QBs:
    🏈Russell Wilson
    🏈Justin Fields

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    Via Punch Cat @PunchingCat
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    14h

    emarktaylor , to NFL group
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    🏈 @nfl

    Via Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings
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    Worth reading all of this — Rodgers appears completely untethered from any sort of reality and he’s spewing a lot of remarkably stupid and racist lies

    Via Awful Announcing 🤖 @awfulannouncing

    Here’s all the dumb shit Aaron Rodgers recently said on a conspiracy theory podcast

    http://dlvr.it/T43tpZ

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @nfl

    Yep - he lives firmly in the middle
    of Conspiracy Theory Central.

    emarktaylor OP ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @trebach @nfl

    Dan Wolken of USA Today on the same article ...

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