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Omnia mutantur, nihil interit.

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GottaLaff , to random
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A big residuals haul today!

Eight is Enough, Hogan Family AND The Jetsons!

Ready? $24.53!

I'm rich!

cturnbow ,
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@GottaLaff

as in, you appeared, or you wrote, or .. ?

cturnbow ,
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@GottaLaff

Cool :)

ElleGray , to random
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I need a very good (recent back injury), very comfortable, "desk chair" for writing. And I need to be able to sit cross-legged sometimes. Any ideas?

cturnbow ,
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@ElleGray

ElleGray , to random
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morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

cturnbow ,
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@ElleGray

Ah, human ingenuity...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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If it works, it works.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

cturnbow ,
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@lowqualityfacts

does it work though. I think they forgot to copy the "phone service" part.

ElleGray , to random
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no notes

cturnbow ,
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@ElleGray

evidently, a hill she was willing to die on

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Keanu Reeves.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

cturnbow ,
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@lowqualityfacts
It's cute he thinks he understands it

ElleGray , to random
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    cturnbow ,
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    @ElleGray

    fyi software developers say some variation of that pretty much every day :D

    GottaLaff , to random
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    👀👀 “#Trump, Rudy #Giuliani and Mark #Meadows are unindicted co-conspirators in the #Michigan attorney general's case against the state's so-called "fake electors" in the 2020 election, a state investigator revealed in court on Wednesday.”
    #legal
    https://trib.al/OpHzqi2

    cturnbow ,
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    @GottaLaff @bobchauvin

    I have a new hero

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I knew it.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    The knowledge that I was as well, helped me in my decision to sire none

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Another day, another…

    2 dead, 14 others hospitalized in block party https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-dead-14-hospitalized-memphis-block-party-shooting/story?id=109470271&cid=social_twitter_abcn

    cturnbow ,
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    @GottaLaff

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'No_Way_to_Prevent_This%2C'_Says_Only_Nation_Where_This_Regularly_Happens

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    In 2017 for April Fool's Day I convinced my girlfriend Trump was going to get rid of birds. She loves birds. She was not amused.

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    When you cannot tell it's satire at a glance...

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    A ton of families smashed their televisions in horror when this happened.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    and then had to clean up the

    forgive me

    rubble

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Sounds about right.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    "retire"? What is that?

    Unacceptably high quality fact

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    As they should be.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Mind you, the results of those tests have no impact on eligibility; folk just want to know

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Oh, what could have been.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Well, they are twins

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    That's terrifying.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Unacceptably high quality fact

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Inner City Press:

    Docket, NOT SO FAST:

    Judge Kaplan set time for to oppose Trump's supersedeas bond request, and March 11 oral argument if she does

    E. JEAN CARROLL, g RATETILED: 383y Plaintiff, Vperey e SR T Vi e -against- 20-cv-7311 (LAK) DONALD J. TRUMP, in his personal capacity, Defendant. ORDER LEWIS A. KAPLAN, District Judge. After 10:30 a.m. today, the defendant filed an application to approve a supersedeas bond in the amount of $91,630,000 and to stay execution on plaintiff’s judgment against the defendant pending appeal. Plaintiff shall file any opposition to the motion, including but not limited to the form, amount or surety of the proposed bond or the proposed order, or her consent to the relief sought by defendant’s motion, no later than Monday, March 11, 2024 at 11 a.m. In the event there is any opposition to the motion, the Court will hear the parties in Courtroom 21B on March 11, 2024 at 3pm. SO ORDERED. Dated: March 8, 2024 Z is A. Ka;
    ALT
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    cturnbow ,
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    So... and if Carroll does object to the bond as posted, and the judge upholds that objection... what then?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    George himself quite lost count, tbh

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    We made a comic about the Hulk.

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    Hulk will SMASH that tiramisu

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Greek mythology is so fascinating.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    had a penchant for cows, iirc

    GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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    Via Pagliery: 1/...

    Taking a closer look at the judgment entered Friday, the math becomes pretty clear.

    For example, each day that convicted tax cheat and one-time Org CFO Allen Weisselberg doesn't pay up, he owes another $246.57 in interest.

    That's on top of the $1,101,342.46 he owes today.

    Similarly, Don Jr. and Eric Trump each owe an extra $989.51 with every passing day.

    They're each on the hook for $4,662,144.37 right now.

    cturnbow ,
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    @GottaLaff

    So... what happens if, say, Trump does not appeal; but also, does not pay?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Giving Trump a million dollars on GoFundMe:
    -a figurative punch in the head to anyone with morals and/or a brain.
    -is objectively worse than lighting your wallet on fire
    -isn't this bozo supposed to be a billionaire?

    Giving Low Quality Facts a dollar a month on Patreon:
    -doesn’t contribute to the downfall of society
    -may contribute to silly things being posted on the interwebs
    -creates a lot more good for a lot less money
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Ridiculously high quality facts here

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Feeling down because everyone on social media is funnier than you? Don't despair. Instead, find the funniest person you know and eat them. Devouring another human won't transfer their sense of humor to you or anything, but it will give you one less funny person to compete with.

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Unusually high quality fact

    GottaLaff , to random
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    “In an affidavit by Wade that is expected to be submitted Fri w Willis' court filing Wade states, "In 2022, DA Willis & I developed a personal relationship in addition to our professional assoc & friendship. I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant. No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to DA Willis." #FaniWillis 1/…

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fani-willis-filing-confirms-romantic-relationship-denies-conflict/

    cturnbow ,
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    wow they are really scared of Willis, evidently (see what I did there) with good reason...

    bkahn , to random
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    NFL

    Friends, Romans, Countrymen, and y'all:

    Please read Laffy's posts carefully. Read them twice or thrice before you comment or reply. Her time is at least as valuable as yours, and when you read carelessly and reply thoughtlessly, it's a damn shame and irritating as hell. She's a resource--don't waste it. Please?

    Thank you.

    ❤️

    As they say in Wolof: Demal ak djam--go in peace.

    @GottaLaff

    cturnbow ,
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    @bkahn @GottaLaff

    Definitely helping me stay sane. Resource? Also treasure...

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Someone definitely got fired over this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    The purrito probably tasted better though

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Yet another :

    ‘Do not drive’: recalls 50,000 older US cars over deadly airbag fears Toyota said on Monday it is urging the owners of 50,000 older US vehicles to get immediate recall repairs because an airbag inflator could explode and potentially kill motorists.

    The Japanese automaker said the “do not drive” advisory covers some 2003-04 model year Corolla, 2003-04 Corolla Matrix, and 2004-05 Rav 4s with Takata air bag inflators. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/jan/30/toyota-recall-cars-airbag-inflator

    cturnbow ,
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    Welp that got my attention, but I'm in a 2005 Camry so...

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Nature is crazy.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    do not mess with a flamingo they will CUT you

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Obviously.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    "Moosen", surely?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Not everything needs to be invented.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    I never wore them, but getting sprayed with disinfectant quickly lost its novelty

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Uh oh, I guess I should change mine.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    I am definitely getting new ideas for how pancakes ought to be served, making this fact of higher than normal quality

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Perfection.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    cturnbow ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    ...if no longer

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