lowqualityfacts ,
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AnnaG31 ,
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@lowqualityfacts In Latvia you only need about 100k........

Hotdog ,
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@lowqualityfacts I feel like I’m falling behind

mcSlibinas ,
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@lowqualityfacts hehe wrong! Why Musk won't retire then? Trying to retire when money no more, waste all billions? 🧐

heathen_cat ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Look dahling, I am not aiming for average, I have a lifestyle of buying name brand peanut butter I would like to maintain. 8bn or nothing.

Outpost42 ,
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@lowqualityfacts Probably a requirement if you retire in New York, New Jersey or California.

MissPixiePancake ,
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@lowqualityfacts I’d settle for a state, unlike Utah, that doesn’t tax Social Security of senior citizens.

Doomstrike ,
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@lowqualityfacts this assumes they have health insurance then I guess.

Starbrother ,
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@lowqualityfacts No argument, there.

_L1vY_ ,
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@lowqualityfacts This fact is not nearly as low quality as I normally expect. Please do worse!

Arapalla ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That's just the health care cost.
You'll need another 1.4 b to cover fuel and heating.
Let alone housing and clothes.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts I think that is a bit low. How do you expect us to build our own private spaceship on just $3.4 billion?

thehomespundays ,
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@lowqualityfacts hey! These are supposed to be low quality.

cturnbow ,
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@lowqualityfacts

"retire"? What is that?

Unacceptably high quality fact

Selena ,
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@lowqualityfacts feels about right

LanguageMan1 ,

@lowqualityfacts In another 40-70 years it'll be that.

SvenGeier ,
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@lowqualityfacts Nah, that's a wild exaggeration. If you live frugally and never eat avocado toast, 3.37 billion is perfectly sufficient.

64bithero ,
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@lowqualityfacts when the joke facts become just facts …

singletona ,
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@lowqualityfacts that's .... Depressingly probably not far off.

jbowen ,
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@lowqualityfacts Feels low

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