Tylerdurdon

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Tylerdurdon ,

The guy is like verbal alphabet soup. Most of the time it's gibberish, but occasionally it's a word you like. There are lots of words though.

Tylerdurdon ,

You went to his Only fans, paid the subscription, oogled that liar for a while, and... It was The Onion, wasn't it?

Tylerdurdon ,

I've played that one. At the end, Fat-man is just a fun way to obliterate those raiders.

Trump confidant Roger Stone caught on tape talking about Mar-a-Lago judge and the real reason trial delays matter ( lawandcrime.com )

At the start of the video, Lauren Windsor of The Undercurrent presents herself as a true believer who showed up at a Catholic Prayer for Trump event seeking a photo op with Stone. From there, Windsor starts asking Stone for his thoughts about the coming presidential election....

Tylerdurdon ,

It's almost like they let him out of jail just for this kind of garbage. But who, pray tell, would have done such a thing?

PS - if you think it's Roger's first spin, go watch Unprecedented. Bear in mind, this is likely to make you a tad unhinged.

Tylerdurdon ,

But as an old fucker, I don't know the current meaning.

Tylerdurdon ,

Oohhhhhhhh. Thanks

Tylerdurdon ,

I have an urge too

Tylerdurdon ,

House of dragon hasn't been bad, but it hasn't gripped me either. Feels like diet GoT. They're trying to do what Hollywood does: figure out the recipe and cash in.

The problem here is the discontinuity in the timeline. Some actors age, some don't, some get replaced... All on top of a fairly emotionless story. After season one of the original, you have a developing cast that's interesting and a climax that makes you go 'WTF?'

At the end of HoD, I just let out a "meh." I may go back, assuming I have nothing better. I'm far more interested in season 2 of Severance or many other higher quality series out there.

Tylerdurdon ,

We do not talk about season 8. Say you're sorry.

Kidding aside, I'm 100% with you.

PS - I was talking about the climax to season 1.

Tylerdurdon ,

Oh the nostalgia from seeing those icons. You should join the Microsoft Network! Crack open ICQ! Get on AOL and see if "you've got mail." Heck, I may still have one of those CDs with 2500 hours on it!

Tylerdurdon ,

Oh don't worry, ME will bork itself just fine, haha.

Tylerdurdon ,

MouseJiggler is life!!!

Tylerdurdon ,

Thanks for the words of warning. I used this once upon a time but haven't in a long while (too much going on to worry about it). In a past life I did a lot of log analysis and our shop forced the screensaver on a fairly short timeout. This was an easy workaround.

That being said, it doesn't need installation and you need to manually add it to your startup programs (if you choose to).

Tylerdurdon ,

It's a testament to simplicity. Any of our current hardware infra would have just been fuuuuuucked out there.

Tylerdurdon ,

That is one busy BBC. I'm wondering what the man attached to it is into.

Tylerdurdon ,

Which is it, 56 or 44 billion? If you guys don't know, I'll take the difference.

Tylerdurdon ,

Come on man. How much good could be done with that instead of sending it to one person? I think personal wealth should get capped at 1 billion period (not even per year). Even if that cash went directly to employees, it would do more good for the company itself.

It is as ridiculous as arrangement no matter the form of currency. The inequality is grotesque at this point.

Tylerdurdon ,

There are many options. Why should 1 person get to direct all of it just because they started something? Did they do it alone? No way, they never do. I believe in a more proportional equity in those situations.

Secondly, Elon didn't found Tesla. It's a very capitalist idea to think a leader should come away with everything. It's part of why the world is in it's current state.

Tylerdurdon ,

I think "the day a date with best to be possible" is a better message than the entirety.

Tylerdurdon ,

Whistles... They go woo woo?

Tylerdurdon ,

Can't 3d print exhaust components. However, I was wondering what various whistle tips inline would sound like. If each has a different size hole, perhaps they would have slightly different frequencies? The combination might be tie fighter'ish driving by.

Anyone know how the original sound was generated?

Tylerdurdon ,

You have the capability to 3d print metal?

I would think the multi-whistle tips would be kinda near an elephant. Not sure how to make the car sound like a car.

Tylerdurdon ,

I have an Aztec death whistle, and that would scare the hell out of people. Might be fun as a slip-on attachment of some sort.

Tylerdurdon ,

“This trial has been nothing more than a distraction from the real crimes of the Biden Crime Family, which has raked in tens of millions of dollars from China, Russia and Ukraine."

Wait wait wait... Didn't the trump kids secure 2.something billion from the Saudi government?

Tylerdurdon ,

This is a kangaroo court I tells ya! It's all rigged! Oh wait, he's on their side. This is justice!

Tylerdurdon ,

Some of those roads are still there after thousands of years. Wonder if anything valuable could be gained by having a porous substrate for modern roads to sit atop.

Tylerdurdon ,

Mah spurs! They hurt!

Tylerdurdon ,

Isn't that Olympus Mons? 7 miles up?

Tylerdurdon ,

There!

Tylerdurdon ,

There's no way this could blow up in his face. I mean, drawing attention to an ad that quotes something he directly said... No possible way this would have the opposite effect. Genius level thinking going on here.

Tylerdurdon ,

Comas are kind of sporadic. Sometimes people never wake up.

Tylerdurdon ,

Exactly. He would be in fits, tossing cheeseburgers on the walls of Mara Lago. They never seem to go for the simple stuff though.

Tylerdurdon ,

They should provide that instantly if the patient wants it (once the scan is developed). Ad whatever disclaimers and waivers you want, but I wouldn't mind an instant answer.

Tylerdurdon ,

I made that joke in a thread once...tldr: people didn't think it was funny.

Tylerdurdon ,

At least he's doing his part in looking more and more evil. Now he just needs to start wearing all black and it'll be complete.

Tylerdurdon ,

Pew pew pew!

Tylerdurdon ,

We're one week closer to the end of the earth. Yay!

Tylerdurdon ,

Oh yea, I remember that site. You guys still getting emotional over it? Give it a clean break. The shit's poison. I know I shouldn't talk about an ex because people often get back together, but you can do it.

Tylerdurdon , (edited )

Lol, my bad. I should have looked at that. No wonder there's no humor on what I said.

Tylerdurdon ,

Good idea, thanks man

Tylerdurdon ,

Damnit, I was keeping my celery in there.

Tylerdurdon ,

Sloppy sentences?

Tylerdurdon ,

Hey look, Elon Zorg! Err...I mean Jean-Baptiste Emanuel. What was I thinking?

Tylerdurdon ,

Better watch out now, Rascal makes a turbo model that'll get up into the high teens. Strap a couple AK's to one of those and you have the next Tarantino movie.

Tylerdurdon ,

You guys need some carbon offsets? I've got some on this shiny paper right here. 20 million aught to cover it.

Tylerdurdon ,

Being over in Murica, I have no idea on the context, but think it's wonderful if it's real.

Tylerdurdon ,

But what about Bubba Joe's lifted F-350 dually with the extra huge exhaust pipes and big big American flags? He's a real patriot so there's no way it's worse than all of these vehicles.

Tylerdurdon , (edited )

I was thinking Butthole Surfers at first, but upon second inspection, it really was sunners. Hope they wear lotion. That'd be a rough spot to get a burn.

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