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Free speech enthusiast now up to three boycotts a week ( newsthump.com )

A man who is a staunch believer in free speech after spending the last four years bemoaning cancel culture, is now up to three boycotts a week because of people saying things he didn’t like.

‘Our housekeeper only worked two days a week’, Rishi Sunak outlines a childhood filled with hardship ( newsthump.com )

Hunter Biden withdraws from Presidential race following felony conviction ( newsthump.com )

Joe Biden’s son Hunter has officially withdrawn from the race to become President of the United States following his felony conviction for gun offences....

Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians ( newsthump.com )

Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons ( newsthump.com )

Woke, Woke, Woke, Snowflake, Cancel Culture, Woke, insists Lee Anderson ( newsthump.com )

Man pivots seamlessly from criticising trans rights as ‘a threat to women’s safety’ to defending Russell Brand as ‘no threat to women’s safety’ ( newsthump.com )

Man decides it’s just easier to become climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers ( newsthump.com )

Audi and BMW in desperate battle to release most arrogant autonomous vehicle ( newsthump.com )

Why me arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users is good, but the last regime arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users was bad, by Elon Musk ( newsthump.com )

This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket ( newsthump.com )

Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up ( newsthump.com )

Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’ ( newsthump.com )

‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day ( newsthump.com )

Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite ( newsthump.com )

Man who loudly demanded chocolate eggs have ‘Easter’ written on the box didn’t go to church again this year ( newsthump.com )

Man who enjoys saying ‘if you don’t like it, leave!’ furious when migrants take that exact advice to come here ( newsthump.com )

“Growing up in poverty never did me any harm” insists man psychologically compelled to wish similar financial hardship on others ( newsthump.com )

Man screaming “Go Woke Go Broke!” at Nike seemingly unaware he is a penniless bigot ( newsthump.com )

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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles ( newsthump.com )

Saying racist things not racist, insist racists ( newsthump.com )

We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious that taxpayer money is being used to feed hungry schoolchildren ( newsthump.com )

The small boats migrant crisis must be stopped immediately, so we can focus on helping our own people first, according to a man who lost his mind when he found out Sadiq Khan wanted to feed hungry school children at the taxpayer’s expense.

Tucker Carlson excites more controversy with sympathetic Warmaster Abaddon interview ( newsthump.com )

Man who spent all his money on NFTs fails to pay his gas bill with JPEG of an ape ( newsthump.com )