ElleGray ,
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shout out to all the alien dads who are stuck on earth, far away from their kids. happy father's day, or whatever they call you guys back home

artnacrea ,
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@ElleGray Thanks. This means a lot.

ElleGray OP ,
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@artnacrea 👽💚

dan613 ,
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@ElleGray When my mate and I wanted kids, I put my finger-like appendage into her abdominal orifice, where calcified ligaments cut it off. It then grows inside her to a perfect clone of myself, while my appendage grows back. It's a very itchy process. When we wanted a trans version of myself, she ate a fruit similar to avocados during the growth phase.

MaryAustinBooks ,
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DukeDuke ,
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@ElleGray Last thing the kids knew, he was heading out for a pack of Starlboros.

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