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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

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dog's birthday yesterday. got him a toy chicken. people laughed. said "he'll ignore it or destroy it in two seconds." twelve hours later, they're inseparable. and I'm accepting written apologies

ElleGray OP ,
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@JSharp1436 no, I think he just loves his chicken. He plays with other dogs often ♥️

ElleGray OP ,
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@MrInappropriate you're correct, but I had a good feeling about the chicken

ElleGray OP ,
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@chris a pet store, and it claimed to basically have NASA-strength fabric. We'll see...

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I'm most likely to get "carried away" with a devil who tells good jokes and has a great idea for a heist

ElleGray OP ,
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@NickYorke being carried off like Lois Lane by Superman would be a heck of a way to travel tbh

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listen, I think we need to hear this guy out

:‘ Skeleton J. Ball wait, if vampires don't need air, they would be AWESOME scuba divers. They could just wear a backpack full of rocks and walk on the bottom Skeleton J. Ball: And if they dive deep enough, light won't even reach down there. Like, aquatic vampire covens at the bottom of ocean trenches Skeleton J. Ball LS "Don't underwater cave dive, too dangerous." "Why, would | get lost & drown?" "No, fucking SCUBA VAMPIRES."
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    @marilyn they float to the surface at night and eat sailors and cruise ship people

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    @ThirteenthWorrier lol

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    @glowl @marilyn yes, please

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    @TheBreadmonkey unfortunately (lol) i am now deep in the vampire water lore, and several important redditors have argued persuasively that the ocean is not "running water" and would be fine (especially at levels deep enough to not have sunlight). Plus, you'll see in the replies that others have written their underwater vampire tales. Write your story however you want 🙂

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    I love the Welsh lol

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    @yupbenji @tehstu @inthehands so many are now

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    David Tennant. Always supporting Pride and trans people. Just a wonderful human being ♥️

    (photo by Georgia Tennant. posted on her insta)

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    @MartinaNeumayer no, you're incorrect about this. He has his reasons, and those reasons aren't money or work motivated

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    Justin Timberlake going full Bojack Horseman as he's arrested for a DUI by a cop so young he doesn't recognize his name or face

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    @x00044 everyone under 25 I'd guess

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    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

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    @josh_clone thats so good lol

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @josh_clone haha I know exactly what it's like to suddenly be able to use a photo you've kept for years. It feels great

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    beautifully poetic somehow

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @kerouac666 it really is. Lol. Look who evolved and survived, baby!

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    @blueberrywerewolf I don't think.it looks that bad lol. I bet the bread's pretty good

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