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Ehay2k

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Xitter refugee. Once an OG at Post.News. Cyber deconstructionist, sailor.
"Make someone laugh every day."
#Postnews #postie

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GottaLaff , to random
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🤢Charlie Kirk once pushed a 'secular worldview.' Now he's fighting to make America Christian again.

In 2018, Kirk urged conservative Christians to respect the separation of church and state. Today, he calls that foundational principle “a fabrication.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/charlie-kirk-turning-point-donald-trump-christian-nationalism-rcna156565

Ehay2k ,
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@GottaLaff
Because that's where the money is. That's the ONLY reason.

rbreich , to random
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Settle a bet for me. Which of these terrible things Trump did is worst?

Ehay2k ,
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@rbreich selling out our country's secrets for personal benefit.

Nonilex , to random
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#Trump asks NY judge to drop #GagOrder after #FalsificationOfBusinessRecords #ElectionInterference conviction

Trump has asked Justice #Merchan to terminate the gag order that barred him from #attacking #witnesses, #jurors, #prosecutors, #CourtStaff & #family of those people throughout his 6-wk trial. #criminal #law #FeloniousTrump #ElectionInterference #GagOrder #StochasticTerrorism #PoliticalViolence #Terrorism #extremism
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/04/trump-gag-order-new-york-merchan/

Ehay2k ,
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@Nonilex
Yes, he needs to be able to attack the witnesses while he appeals.
🤦‍♂️

rbreich , to random
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Remember: Trump asked oil execs at Mar-a-Lago for $1 billion for his campaign.

In return, Trump pledged to reverse environmental protections and cut their taxes.

The deal would net Big Oil $110 billion in tax breaks — 11,000% more than a $1 billion donation.

Utter corruption.

Ehay2k ,
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@rbreich
But let's not forgive student loans!

rbreich , to random
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What will Trump’s conviction really mean? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/what-will-trumps-conviction-mean?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Ehay2k ,
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@rbreich
He won't have hair and makeup staff or even products in prison. Credit to @tomiahonen for this:
https://mastodon.world/@tomiahonen/112543247259165496

GottaLaff , to random
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Of course.

Via Ryan Reilly:

Ehay2k ,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
Calling the #TheLincolnProject , time to buy some VERY targeted ads!

Snowshadow , to random
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Although there are no suspects in the shooting at the empty Jewish girls school two days ago in Toronto, Premier Doug Ford this morning wrongly blamed immigrants for the rise in antisemitism in Ontario.

Once again the Conservative Party flaunts their racist rhetoric and tries to deflect from their own Trump-style home-grown rage farming that is dividing Canadians at a time when we need to be united to solve our problems.

cc @GottaLaff

https://montrealgazette.com/news/national/ontario-premier-suggests-immigrants-behind-jewish-school-shooting

Ehay2k ,
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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff @gemelliz
How is Doug Ford still holding ANY office? He's the Marion Barry of Giulianis!

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Kyle Cheney

HAPPENING NOW: The jury says it wants Merchan to begin the instructions with the part about how they are supposed to consider the evidence and draw inferences -- including the metaphor about how if the ground is wet in the AM, you can infer it rained over night.

Ehay2k ,
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@GottaLaff @tomiahonen
Maybe we need a NRR - No response required - tag?

GottaLaff , to random
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👍🏻 Via Kyle Griffin:

Rep. Jamie Raskin & Sen. Richard Blumenthal have intro’d legislation to enforce the Constitution's explicit language banning foreign by prohibiting the President, VP, Cabinet officials and Members of Congress from accepting payments from foreign governments without first obtaining the consent of Congress.

Officials would be prohibited from accepting foreign payments without Congressional approval during the entire time in office and for two years after leaving.

Ehay2k ,
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@GottaLaff
Raskin is a BOSS. What a wonderful legislator!

jsrailton , to random
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    Ehay2k ,
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    @jsrailton
    Well, at least Microsoft lets you opt out.

    And don't forget that Apple is sending ANYONE who asks, all the WiFi BSSIDS in the proximity of an AirTag. Even if you don't own an Air Tag, or any Apple products.

    We have become the product that companies then sell.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🧵starts HERE.

    Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

    1/...Tyler McBrien:

    Trey Gowdy again...

    Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff
    NFL

    Says the guy who literally NAPS during his own criminal trial.
    #projection

    Nonilex , to random
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    #TrumpTrial 🧵 Tues 21 May 2024

    Testimony may conclude today in Trump’s #criminal NY #ElectionInterference trial, after 5 weeks & 22 witnesses.

    Yesterday the jury was introduced to #RobertCostello, a #Giuliani associate & #lawyer who acted as a “back-channel” for #MichaelCohen to #Trump in the summer of 2018.

    Yesterday, Costello behaved so atrociously on the witness stand that Juan Merchan cleared the courtroom to admonish him & the defense attorneys. Costello is due back on the stand

    #law

    Ehay2k ,
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    @Nonilex probably just the suitcase it holds all the nuclear launch codes. I'm sure TOT* declassified it and gave it to Gorka.

    *TOT - The Orange Turd

    ElleGray , to random
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    Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

    Ehay2k ,
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    @ElleGray
    Where's the crime? He was clearly acting within the spirit of the place!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Um...

    Via Kyle Griffin:

    said Sunday the U.S. should be sitting down with foreign adversaries for negotiations, including Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad — who hasn't been in office in Iran for more than a decade.

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff
    Looks like the worm ate the part of the brain tied to world leaders?

    rbreich , to random
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    When I was a mere clerk for the 1st circuit appeals court, I wasn't allowed to have a political bumper sticker for fear of creating even the appearance of bias on the court.

    How can Justice Alito be allowed to rule on Jan 6-related matters after flying a pro-insurrection flag?

    Ehay2k ,
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    @rbreich
    AND, after he LIED about WHY it was being flown: He said it was to protest the neighbor's offensive sign, which was posted near a school bus stop. Think of the children!!!

    Only one teensy problem - schools in Alexandria (where he lives) and indeed all of Fairfax County VA were in session REMOTELY because of COVID. So there were no children at the bus stop, and there had been no children at the bus stop FOR MONTHS.

    Is his #SCOTUS robe made of kevlar? Because his pants are on fire!

    randahl , to random
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    NOW HIRING

    Looking for extremely religious shia Muslim leader with long term experience in oppression at large scale.

    Must be pro hanging, torture, and oppression of women, and willing to do shady deals with Russia.

    The ideal candidate sees no difference between religion and politics. Popularity not required.

    To apply please contact your nearest Iranian embassy.

    Ehay2k ,
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    @randahl
    Have you tried Indeed?

    😉

    GottaLaff , to random
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    CNN political commentator Alice Stewart dies

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/18/politics/alice-stewart-cnn-commentator-dies?cid=ios_app

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff
    Sad news for her family. But boy, will she have to answer for the people - Huckabee, Santorum, Cruz, etc. - that she worked to keep in power.

    She might be finding Heaven to be a little hotter than she expected.

    Nonilex , to random
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    ICYMI

    At Justice ’s House, a ‘Stop the Steal’ Symbol on Display

    An , adopted by supporters contesting the victory, flew over the justice’s front lawn as was considering a case.


    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/16/us/justice-alito-upside-down-flag.html?unlocked_article_code=1.sk0.NM3b.9Gc8HUUYCZRs&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

    Ehay2k ,
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    @Nonilex
    Sooo, the people violating the Flag Code by flying the flag upside down are the same ones who decry the kneeling of Kapernick and other athletes before the flag when the national anthem is played? Because that violates ZERO elements of the Flag Code.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    @JustFrank Because I love your profile pics so much, I'll tell you a story:

    When I was much much younger, I saw Groucho sitting in an aisle seat at a movie theater. I approached him, told him I knew he hates when people approach him, but I just had to tell him that I loved him.

    He said, "Well I love you too." and he kissed me smack on the mouth.

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff @JustFrank
    😲

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🧵STARTS HERE. 1/…

    (Please remember to use NFL …Not For Laffy… in replies)

    😂 See my previous post, just before this one, in my TL

    Pagliery:

    The judge starts out be making an odd clarification about his gag order.

    He says that despite the restrictions on what Trump can say outside the courtroom, he can absolutely testify from the witness stand.

    Trump lawyer Todd Blanche thanks him.

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff
    NFL

    O.
    M.
    G.

    You know your job sucks when you have to get the judge to tell your client what the law is. Because if you did it your client woul bite your head off.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    NEW 🧵 starts HERE. 1/...

    Klasfeld:

    We're back.

    Trump's attorney Susan Necheles hands over "a stack of news articles" by legal commentators like Jonathan Turley, others. She says Trump wants to post them, but she wants to make sure they do not violate the gag order.

    "We think that they are perfectly fine."

    Prosecutor:

    🤔👉🏼"It seems odd that they're asking the court for an advanced ruling" on these sorts of things.

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff
    NFL

    Blanch literally said "He (tRump) understands the gag order" LAST WEEK.
    But now they have a bunch of posts that they want the judge to rule on because...

    apparently now nobody on the defense team, including the defendant, understands the gag order?

    Seems like they're just trying to get the judge homework.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Oh good lord.🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Via Katie Phang;

    So at 11:00 a.m. ET, #Trump posts on Truth Social calling Judge Merchan's courtroom a "kangaroo court" and calling on Merchan to recuse himself. Trump also assails the gag order, (falsely) claiming that he cannot defend himself.

    This while we await a ruling from Judge Merchan on Trump's 10 violations of the #GagOrder... #TrumpTrial #legal

    Ehay2k ,
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    @GottaLaff Hey, don't forget the two additional instances of gag order violations that Blanche brought up on his own!
    #TheBestPeople !

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