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February 14th?
Do people really get married on corporate love marketing day?

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Every character is getting a side show now eh?

How much longer till calendar man gets his own series?

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It’s a movie that sets up another two movies and is kinda terrible on its own?

Sounds like nothing more than a marketing and business venture.

No art to be seen here folks, just products.

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No we’re past that point. I’d much rather call it X and have the people left on that awful network swallow the jagged X pill instead of kidding themselves into thinking they are still on Twitter.

They are Xers now.

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People like you are why America is becoming a fascist dictatorship.

Your inaction is not doing what you think it is.

BroBot9000 ,
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Art is dead and no property is above being frankensteined to milk more money from.

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Sony: 🪣 🪣👨‍🌾🪣🪣 🌱🐮💦

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Or just leave a franchise to conclude and take that time and money to create something new.

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👏We’re👏sick👏of👏the👏waste👏of👏money👏and👏creative👏talent👏producing👏garbage👏

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So they have to game their contracts to not be forcefully made to milk a franchise. Sounds like a lovely industry. Maybe it should be torn down and a wave of small creators and indie studios will revive the golden age of film as art instead of being products to milk.

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Just because someone is charging that price does not mean that’s how valuable the product is.

People are fucking stupid and will buy anything to make themselves feel rich and special. 🙄

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Unoriginal people and companies are going to look for every possible franchise and brand to revive and milk as we hit peak capitalism and before they start crumbling.

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Oh no! Don’t disprove my claims and kill any social media clout and merchandising opportunities that I might have.

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Aren’t these the same fucks that approved his pay package in the trail vote just recently?

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Pretty sure nobody asked for this besides the actors getting paid for this shit.

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Join Pixelfed instead!

Cara is just another fucking centralized social media that’s gonna get run to the ground the moment they can monetize their user base.

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Join Pixelfed instead!

Cara is just another fucking corporate owned social media that’s gonna get run to the ground the moment they can monetize their user base.

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It’s another centralized social network that will be exploited once popular enough. It’s inevitable as the enshittification of current socials.

Federated and decentralized networks are the way forward.

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Or stop and write an original story again.

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Idk what about pumba looks wrong but it’s very off putting.

Maybe it’s just me but this art style just feels really shallow and generic.

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I’m fine with tick tock dying, just make it quick.

Nothing of value is being created there except massive amounts of data to be sold by the owners.

BroBot9000 ,
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It’s called rent seeking behaviour. It’s parasitic.

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Too many people make watching shows and movies their whole personality.

There is more to life than just consuming content from Hollywood.

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Or just manage your interests and cultivate your own catalog of creators to follow.

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It’s what’s makes them addictive.
Mindless doom scrolling an algorithm.

Give users control to block and follow whatever without being pushed for “engagement”

That’s for selling ads

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Really no better use of 400M dollars than a brain dead wank fest for this religious wakko?

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Good.

Let them burn money on nonsense projects.
Maybe if they loose enough money they will finally learn to stop it with the franchise milking and remakes.

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The milked franchise is the one burning money and won’t make its 168 million budget.

If you judge quality purely by sales then you must be the reason we’re getting another fast and furious movie.

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So why didn’t they name it something new instead?

Go on come up with an original name for your story about new characters that aren’t a part of an existing franchise.

Oh wait.. they revived a 9 year old brand that’s been dead for 30 years prior to milk some more nostalgia from the fans wallets.

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In doing so completely reset the story.

Reseting the existing timeline doesn’t mean it’s a new product or a new story. It’s the same franchise still.

Call the film "Fury Road" staring "Mad Matt" and you'd be calling it a visionary new story with tasteful callbacks to 80s action films.

Yes. But it’s not. It’s another sequel. (Prequel is still a continuation of a franchise)

So many shows and movies could have been new standalone stories but have a brand tacked on because of sales and marketing bull.

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New movies and shows.

It’s all just shallow products being pumped out by an uncaring industry that rather slurp up product placement, celebrities and milking dead franchises over writing an original story that’s worth telling.

Check out this amazing essay for more info: https://youtu.be/5tmxfVWDgMM

'Sad Day for Free Speech': Media Matters Layoffs Follow 'Thermonuclear' Attack by Elon Musk ( www.commondreams.org )

"This is how free speech is actually chilled—vengeful dipshit billionaires," said one media executive, after more than a dozen staffers let go from nonprofit watchdog whose mission is to combat right-wing disinformation and propaganda.

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The movie didn’t need to be made in the first place.
Fury Road was complete enough on its own.

This whole movie is a publicity stunt to milk another dead franchise just a little more.

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Just installed Linux mint for the first time yesterday.
Thanks M$ now I’m actually enjoying my time on my pc again.

BroBot9000 ,
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Yeah he did that right after he came back from getting some milk from the store.

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Goes on tour in a private jet as the most pollutant individual human on the planet.

Let stop cherry picking billionaires to simp.

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First part fine. Yes nobody is forced to buy her music or strong arming an entire economy.

Second part is a whole lot of bull and is glorifying what little stuff she actually does. Oh look at her ride private jets and live a life of luxury while she spends a couple of hours singing between being carted off in a limo.

Calling celebrities “working class” is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read all day and I read a comment thinking that Trump would actually serve jail time.

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I would so watch a good parody bond film but Hollywood would never make this.

A creative casting for a roll of a traditionally beautiful person.

Do you know how many watch ads and car commercials they would miss out on.

No, the next bond will be filmed like the latest marvel garbage. So evenly lit that you’d think it was a commercial with how clean it looks.

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Oh gosh. Freaking classics.

Imagine if they made those today. Like not another remake or sequel but like actually made them nowadays. Or Wayne’s World?

I just don’t see it happening without it falling completely flat due to executives being tone deaf shills.

That whole part about mocking the paid ads would just be a paid advertising segment.

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Yeah they sure like to beat dead horses.

Austin Power, Johnny English and Get Smart would fall under good enough to watch.

The rest is studio executives wanting some of that cake.

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It’s Tombstone and you know it!

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If only. I so hope that ai is what kills of Facebook is some way.

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“Local banker” Fucking hilarious. Nothing that banks do generates value to anyone outside of the banks themselves and the ultra wealthy. Just another ticking time bomb waiting for a bailout.

Bankers can go the way of the coal miners. Fucking rent seeking parasites.

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Putin clearly just finished playing Death Stranding.

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A fantastic watch and great analysis of modern cinema.

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King of the Hill x Kingdom Hearts 3

I’m fine with this.

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