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Bobblegagger

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I love online #jokes #politics #music #nonsense #Eagles and the #NFL. I lean #Progessive. In my #nonprofit professional life I support those with #autism and #braininjury. For kicks I play #classical and stride #piano, and I relax with a little #modelrailroad ing. Picture is of a
younger me with a decidedly better head of hair😎

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ElleGray , to random
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listen I love him but bugs bunny is a menace

Bobblegagger ,
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@ElleGray you could still enter witness protection in a small southern town, like one so small they'd have a square dance every Saturday night and ...oh wait...

GottaLaff , to random
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👇🏼Via Rupar:

President Obama on the stakes of 2024: "What we're seeing now is a byproduct of 2016 where a whole bunch of folks, for whatever reason, sat out. They said, 'well, we're not enthusiastic, we're not feeling inspired, why bother'. And hopefully, we have learned our lesson. Because these elections matter in very concrete ways and we are now seeing how much it matters when it comes to the Supreme Court."

Bobblegagger ,
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@GottaLaff yes but as long as the Senate remains a toss up the ability to confirm SCOTUS judges is in jeopardy regardless whether or not a Dem is elected president thanks to McConnell's precedent of stonewalling confirmations. Founders never calculated for corruption on the GOP scale

ElleGray , to random
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had the WEIRDEST experience at the dmv yesterday. it went perfectly. barely had to wait. I'd messed something up and they were nice about it. guy taking the photo was so funny I kept laughing. it took four tries to get. was a good photo in the end! genuinely concerned I hallucinated the whole thing

Bobblegagger ,
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@ElleGray ha the only thing missing from your story was the barista

flexghost , to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🥥🌞🌊 SUMMERTIME! 🌊🐚☀️

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🎵 Post songs that mention Summer along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

This song is about butt sex and so is Greased Lightning.

🍷 Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta - Summer Nights + Sandy’s Egg Cream🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Olivia Newton-John+John Travolta thinking about how Patrick McDermott (her once husband) faked his death only to be found later. Seriously look that shit up! Its insane.

Bobblegagger ,
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@flexghost Not sure if this have been posted yet. Covered by Jason Mraz but the original released by Seals and Crofts is lesser known by the younger crowd.

https://youtu.be/GQQbjpomexo?si=XKxaNdMOsimxrLka

ElleGray , to random
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If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone

Bobblegagger ,
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@ElleGray If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would tell the parent they got the grade they deserved and stop writing papers for your children lol

lowqualityfacts , to random
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My fan club keeps growing by the day.

Bobblegagger ,
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@lowqualityfacts another one with his head and hair stuck to the glue trap lol

GottaLaff , to random
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Neighbors say Alitos used security detail car to threaten them after dispute

Emily Baden says after a disagreement over political lawn signs with the US supreme court justice’s wife, a black car began parking at her mother’s home #Alito #SCOTUS
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/31/samuel-alito-flag-neighbor-interview?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Bobblegagger ,
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@GottaLaff bullies pure and simple

GottaLaff , to random
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🏆

Via Kyle Griffin:

The cover of next week's New Yorker. #Trump #GUILTY #TrumpTrial

Bobblegagger ,
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@GottaLaff Oh the layers! 🤣

futurebird , (edited ) to random
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(via. Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/hnknnw/now_its_our_cone_of_shame/)

"Now it's OUR cone of shame."

Bobblegagger ,
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@futurebird Interesting mouthpiece. What kind of horn is that?

GottaLaff , to random
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Greg Sargent 🧵 1/…

Media coverage of Republicans stampeding to NYC to attack Trump's trial as illegit is marred by euphemism. This isn't just "currying favor" w Trump or "expressing loyalty" or auditioning to be his VP. It's placing Trump over rule of law

Rs are attacking judge, witnesses, prosecutors & trial as illegitimate. This isn't just helping Trump evade the gag order. The point is also to display in spectacle form that their fealty is to him over the rules that make the system function

Bobblegagger ,
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@GottaLaff @Tonkey @Fenix What Dems and Biden still fail to realize is that the first chance the GOP gets to expand the court they will and will certainly pack a super majority

ElleGray , to random
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    Bobblegagger ,
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    @ElleGray ouch

    futurebird , to random
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    Why is Trump saying "the prison populations are down all over the world"

    "they are emptying their insane asylums and sending them"

    ??

    This is just a pure 100 percent fabrication with nothing to even seem like it might, if you squinted, and read it backwards to back it up, right?

    I mean if he can just say any damn thing and people will buy it why not? Wow.

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @futurebird they have gullets like no one has ever seen before

    ElleGray , to random
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    Bobblegagger ,
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    @ElleGray easier than it looks

    https://youtube.com/shorts/aLf_deS33RM

    rbreich , to random
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    Call me crazy, but maybe presidents who get themselves indicted shouldn't have their criminal trials presided over by judges they themselves appointed.

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @rbreich better yet how about criminal defendants not be allowed to kneecap their own prosecutions

    ElleGray , to random
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    Artwork from an Ottoman book depicting a tooth infection. Apparently the pain comes either from demons or a guy mansplaining something. This seems fair

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @ElleGray I had a really bad toothache one time but it turned out to be a divorce

    ElleGray , to random
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    In other words brain-damaged bugs will be having more sex than you this summer. It's fine. Just great in fact.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cicadas-zombies-hyper-sexual-sexually-transmitted-fungus-expected-to-emerge-this-year-massospora-cicadina/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=386674874

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @ElleGray ha them and another 25k species

    rbreich , to random
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    There’s something odd about Trump’s inability to post an appeal bond in his NY civil fraud case. All those buildings and clubs could serve as collateral against a loan to pay the bond…unless they are already pledged as collateral on other loans. Is it all a house of cards?

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @rbreich
    This grift could just be part of his plan to justify siphoning RNC funds

    jeffowski , to random
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    Chess Grandmaster Anna Muzychuk refuses to play in Saudi Arabia and says: "In a few days, I will lose two world titles, back to back." Because I decided not to go to Saudi Arabia. I refuse to play by special rules, to wear abaya, to be accompanied by a man so I can leave the hotel, so I don't feel like a second class person.
    #saudiarabia #equalrights

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @jeffowski

    Saudi Arabia seems to be set on gobbling up as many sporting events as possible which begs the question, when will Mohammad bin Salmon finally host his International Journalist Dismemberment Competition?

    @mycotropic

    ElleGray , to random
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    As of right this second I need to start a band with two other people so we can use this as the greatest album cover ever

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @ElleGray
    Ha the one in the middle has that 'can you move your seat up' vibe

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Jon Ralston:

    Recapping 's eventful trip to Nevada and his unerring analysis of elections here:
    ---Railed against rigged elections while winning rigged caucus
    ---Gushed about record caucus turnout (there was not record caucus turnout)
    ----Said he won Nevada in the 2020 election (he lost).

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @GottaLaff
    Wouldn't it be wonderful to see him in a Liar Liar scenario 😄

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Very cool of Amazon to put unnecessary ads in their shows just so they can charge us more money to get rid of the ads that don't need to be there in the first place.

    It's the digital equivalent of the Coca-Cola Company putting rocks into cans of soda and then introducing "New and improved Rock-Free Coke, only one dollar more than the rock-filled original!".

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    When cable was first introduced the main selling point was NO ADS lol

    rbreich , to random
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    Ginni Thomas was directly involved in efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Her consulting firm also stands to gain if Trump is re-elected. Yet Clarence Thomas refuses to recuse himself from the Colorado ballot case. This should be a scandal of epic proportions.

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @rbreich
    He fits right in with the rest of the privileged white men

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Still under the weather so I won’t post as much today. But had to post this.

    Via Inner City Press: 1/…🧵

    Judge Kaplan: So let me say, during the arguments and instructions, no one else is to speak...
    Carroll's lawyer: We have an issue with some of the tweets, they were not entered into evidence.
    Madaio: These are tweets during the five hour gap. They are objecting.
    Judge Kaplan: You did not succeed in entering them. Show me the slide

    [Me: wait for it…]

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @GottaLaff

    ~ camera pans over to the defense table...

    🎶Curb Your Enthusiasm music begins...🎶

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #RNC considers move to make #Trump presumptive nominee

    “While Trump would still need to reach delegate requirements necessary to win the nom, if the resolution is approved, he’d have access to RNC’s data operation, benefit from fundraising w RNC, & have support of all of the committee’s ground ops. It would also mean the committee would be supporting Trump & effectively opposing Haley – an unprecedented break from party’s past approach to nom process”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/25/politics/rnc-trump-presumptive-nominee-resolution?cid=ios_app

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @GottaLaff
    Dinesh D'Souza can now begin working on "2000 Jackasses"

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Daniel Barnes:

    sentenced to 4 MONTHS in prison and to pay a fine of $9,500, contempt of Congress.

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @GottaLaff

    Now do our Congressmen

    GottaLaff , to random
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    OH HELL YES!

    Jon Stewart, who during his 16-year run as host of the Comedy Central program established it as an entertainment and cultural force, will return to host the show each week on Mondays starting February 12, Showtime and MTV Entertainment Studios announced Wednesday.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/24/entertainment/jon-stewart-daily-show?cid=ios_app

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @GottaLaff
    What a shame he isn't a politician. He would make an excellent POTUS.💪

    GottaLaff , to random
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    These 2 just popped up on my feed, one after the other. Today's juxtaposition:

    Elise #Stefanik's Deranged Defense of Trump Offers Democrats a Lesson (Greg Sargent/New Republic)

    https://newrepublic.com/article/178320/elise-stefanik-deranged-defense-trump-democrats-lesson
    http://www.memeorandum.com/240123/p34#a240123p34

    The Hill :press:
    @thehill
    Liz Cheney calls Elise Stefanik 'a total crackpot'

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @GottaLaff

    Stefanik Translation:

    "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain (raping that woman)"

    She has completely succumbed to her desire to power grab a vice presidency by stepping on the throat of victimized women everywhere. She is a revolting human being.

    @thehill

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    Please support me on Patreon so I can continue to write the Low Quality Facts that you all know and love.
    And if you're unfamiliar with my work, just look at a few glowing reviews from some of my biggest fans:
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Comment: Idiotic post!
    Comment: That's 100% unadulterated bullshit.
    Comment: See, this is exactly how willful ignorance is spread, with misinformation like this.

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    I can think of no account that spews lower quality facts than this one. Keep up the bad work 💯

    @lowqualityfacts

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    My goal isn't for Mastodon to replace Twitter.

    My goal is for the Fediverse to attack and dethrone God.

    Bobblegagger ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    NOT a low quality fact js

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