Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

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Agent641 ,

Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

Consider it a dub anyway

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Australian politicians sniff the chairs of their female colleagues, and eat raw onions like apples. All politicians are just disguised reptilian barely holding it together.

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All your base are belong to us.

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A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.

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Jokes on them, I crave the abyss

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Hmm, that's weird, they missed one.

What?

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Be careful she doesn't OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.

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I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.

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If you can afford food, its ok to just take it.

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The alternative is burying Ukraine in Russians

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Australian here, how far is this in kangaroo hops?

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First nations people can suck it up or go back to their own country

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You played Half Life 2 as a resistance leader and killed like 200 cops in the first act. But when you drive past cops in real life you do nothing. Curious.

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Im sorry everyone but he's right. Now everyones not allowed to post memes on lemmy any more because there are underprivileged children around the world who don't have access to the internet. Your use of the internet to shitpost and trollywolly is a flagrant and insulting misuse of what should be a universal right to an information dissemination and educational tool only.

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No, its millennials killing the aircraft industry.

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I have severe goblin brain. Must collect metals.

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Y'all have magnetic coins?

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For his next act, a swingers club in Saudi Arabia

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Im not gay, but you're welcome.

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Oh honey, you're exactly the right amount of fabulous!

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I buy it in paper bags and transfer it to cereal Tupperware.

If I buy flour in bulk, like more than 10kg at a time, I vacuum seal it in bags and then freeze/thaw/freeze it to kill beasties.

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Last time a human was happy

FIFY

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I genuinely can't trust google results to be true and unbiased anymore. Nowadays I use a combination of google results, reddit results, Quorn results, ChatGPT fever dreams, and dead reckoning.

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"We're gonna need a second trolley!"

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I can fly almost anything good in KSP. Once I flew an aircraft hangar to the island airstrip. An aircraft hangar!

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They turned it off once to clear rubble underneath it so it looked more spectacular.

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"Hey fatty, come get your icecream you big fat fuck. We reduced it by a dollar so get ten of them and eat until you feel sick, you disgusting whale."

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This is why we hack.

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Get off lemmy and start bailing water!

Agent641 ,

Steve Wallis on the left

Body of a woman discovered among remains of 25 warrior monks of the Order of Calatrava in Guadalajara ( phys.org )

A research project led by the Universitat Rovira i Virgili (URV) and the Max Planck Institute has studied the remains of 25 individuals buried between the 12th and 15th centuries in the castle at Zorita de los Canes, Guadalajara. After exhuming the remains from the castle's cemetery, the research team was able to determine the...

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Brazzers

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What is up, my mammals?

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There's a hentai for that.

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They would have gone home.

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Obviously a quarry. How else could you explain the huge depth markers visible in the top photograph?

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Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.

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Are we really going to have this discussion now? In front of the kid?

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What happens to the salt that was in the seawater when it got vaporised?

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Theres no need to be ableist

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Heck of a Jira ticket.

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Proles will need to sacrifice everything to prosecute those who commit wealth crimes.

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So many chechen beheading videos. They pair well with the HD drone grenade kills coming out of Ukraine

Sawn Off M79 ( lemmy.world )

The M79 grenade launcher is a single-shot, shoulder-fired, break open grenade launcher which fires a 40 x 46 mm grenade and first appeared during the Vietnam War. Because of its distinctive firing sound, it earned the nicknames of “Thumper”, “Thump-Gun” or “Blooper” among American soldiers; Australian units referred...

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Grenade launchers at dawn.

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This is why I would never emigrate to Mars, because the corpo-tyranny would charge for air.

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How do you put up with the constant sexual harassment from your boss?

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Modern earth-based phones often don't last more than a few years, then there's gigachad 1970s tech floating in interstellar space still chooching.

Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.

Please hurry.

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I am a career memesmith, just like my father, and his father before him. In fact, I still have one of grandpappys hand-carved memes from when he was a young shitposter. Back in thise days, you used to have to place your memes in store front windows if you wanted anyone to see them.

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