faab64 , to random

It's so bad, it's funny!

AaronDavid ,
@AaronDavid@beige.party avatar

@faab64 Or bison?

VoxClamans ,

@AaronDavid @faab64 Poor guy, Roy is on orbit, son.

stina_marie , to horror group
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

It's Monday again.

Have a laugh, but try not to get too fired up today. 🔥

@horror

jacklaridian ,
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@stina_marie @horror
Happy Monday! Thanks for that. 🍻

stina_marie OP ,
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alice , (edited ) to random
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If being cishet and neurotypical is playing the vanilla game on default settings, then my autistic pansexual enby ass is rocking the collector's edition with several modpacks.

I got the expanded gender add-on through micro-trans-actions though 🤣

ratcatcher ,
@ratcatcher@c.im avatar

@alice

Adds a whole new meaning to google play.

AverseABFun ,
@AverseABFun@mastodon.social avatar

@alice I have the ADHD addon pack, set to a difficulty of "Undiagnosed" as well as the Not Enough Existential Crisis' mod, plus the neurodivergent mod pack w/ custom settings.

Sidneys1 , to random
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Webwasp , to random
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My astronaut-girlfriend left me. She apparently needed some space...

Webwasp , to random
@Webwasp@mas.to avatar

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out!

sesivany , to random
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A for good night.

dgar , to random
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It’s and I so me for a this .

If you have an toot pinned on your profile that you’d like boosted, “IntroBoost” below, and I’ll give you a to help you connect with the community.

If you you can expect , bad , and original so I look forward to connecting with you, and connecting you to a wider .

Also, follow @PixysJourney, who is an outstanding Mastodonian!
🫶🤗

markarayner , to random
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I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

EricIndiana , to random
@EricIndiana@mastodon.social avatar

Zero likes, zero retoots. Is there something offensive about me making up words? https://daisybrain.medium.com/learn-englisch-the-ez-whey-cd55342a1c7b

jodystillwrites ,
@jodystillwrites@toot.community avatar

@EricIndiana Not at all, it's delightful!

Webwasp , to random
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Catwoman regretted using milk as a car polish. It made her car less shiny and more stinky. It was a true cat-astrophe!!


Webwasp , to random
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The Codfather: Accept his offer, or swim with the fishes.

AbsoluteMemery Bot , to random
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Eliot_L , to random
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Paperposts , to random
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This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people

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