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AverseABFun

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i are hooman programmer i make computer go beep boop
#freepalestine
Also if you don't like interacting with a 13-year-old shaddup and leave

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AverseABFun , to random
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@alice would you say infosec.exchange is a good matrix server? I've been wanting to join matrix for a while now but can't find a good server.

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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice LGBTQ+ is at a 7-dimensional spectrum, definitely much higher dimensional

    jerry , to random
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    Apparently flipper zeros can destroy cell phones? https://komonews.com/amp/news/nation-world/student-using-hacking-device-wreaks-havoc-at-utah-high-school-grand-county-moab-flipper-zero-handheld-device-disrupting-school-operations-search-warrant-student-disciplined

    AverseABFun ,
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    @jerry I've used mine to turn off the TV in my science classroom during class

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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice I'm sorry but for some reason I read this like a song lol

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    Based on what you know of me, at birth I was assigned...

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice you were assigned Y E S

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    My credentials: fuckable
    My opinions: worthless
    My time: better spent on chores

    My partner came into my office while I was writing about the anti-trans Guardian article and (without reading what I was writing) spent the next roughly 40 minutes telling me I was wrong about everything and that my opinions weren't worth sharing.

    Cool. Now I'm behind on my rebuttal to the article, and I feel like shit.

    Shortly thereafter, they came back to kinda apologize and invite me to a nice little Italian restaurant for lunch. I, liking caprese sandwiches, stupidly agreed. 💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    We had fairly pleasant conversation on the drive, arrived, got seated, and ordered food.

    A couple bites in, Mastodon came up. ⚠️💣

    Now, my partner has never read anything I've written here, or on Codeberg, but wanted to let me know that I don't have enough expertise in the topics I talk about to share my opinions.

    You know, since I only have a 4-year degree in information systems, with a minor in psych and stats, and had only been the head of data/analytics at a couple companies so far. Oh, and I've only been openly queer for several decades with only a year or two of identifying as nonbinary, and maybe 4-5 as a (self) diagnosed autistic person.

    Nope, worthless 🙅🏼‍♀️ my only credentials, according to them, are that "I'm fuckable" 💁🏼‍♀️ that's why people follow me.

    So when psychologists email me about my autism self-diagnosis project to tell me it's spot-on? Pillow talk.

    If my project on data pollution gets me invited to an expert panel? They really mean "send nudes".

    A big name in infosec says they appreciate my posts? Thank my tits.

    When I find new communities—and they welcome me—it's because people want to sleep with me, I'm overly confident, and I have privilege. Not because I have anything worthwhile to add.

    After a shitty drive back home, during which I shut down and they continued the conversation, we ended with them crying and letting me know that they were upset that I put more effort into stupid internet stuff than into our home.

    Now I've lost several hours of work time, and I'm completely demotivated to do anything, but I really needed to share this because I'm so fucking sadmad about it. Fuck. 😭🤬

    /end_rant

    I don't really believe most of it, but as someone who struggled with self-esteem issues due to neglect and abuse growing up, and who then tried to fill that empty space with unhealthy physical affection-seeking behaviors, it's kind of a sensitive place to get stabbed.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice that person should not be your partner anymore. THAT PERSON SHOULD NOT FUCKING BE YOUR PARTNER ANYMORE.

    i need to work on getting angry about things I cant control even though they are terrible things

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice ❤️ hope your partner realizes he/she/they is a FUCKING BITCH and needs to crawl back to their early 1900s hole. And especially hope that you feel better

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    If being cishet and neurotypical is playing the vanilla game on default settings, then my autistic pansexual enby ass is rocking the collector's edition with several modpacks.

    I got the expanded gender add-on through micro-trans-actions though 🤣

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice I have the ADHD addon pack, set to a difficulty of "Undiagnosed" as well as the Not Enough Existential Crisis' mod, plus the neurodivergent mod pack w/ custom settings.

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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice I've gotten a lot of these type of scams

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice lol thanks

    alice , to random
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    It is truly fucked up how little we (but mostly the religious & conservative Right) care about women.

    """
    Domestic violence is the leading cause of injury to women—more than car accidents, muggings, and rapes combined (and it's only a misdemeanor in a lot of places)
    """
    pregnant and postpartum people in states with abortion restrictions had a 75 percent higher rate of homicide than those in states that protected abortion access
    ...
    there was a 98 percent increase in reports of reproductive coercion the year after Dobbs
    ...
    the reality is, coerced abortions are overall quite rare, and it’s far more common for abusers to forcibly get someone pregnant and keep someone pregnant as a way to keep them under their control
    """
    In 2022, American women typically earned 82 cents for every dollar earned by men (and had shitty parental leave, and held fewer executive positions)
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    78.2% of all sexual harassment charges in the workplace are filed by women.
    """

    So women have fewer rights than men, are mostly victimized by men, get worse compensation than men, and have to put up with more hostile work environments than men.

    Aaand I'll wrap up my rant here for now.

    Also, trans women are women—so this same BS applies on top of all the BS they get for being trans.

    Sorry for the US bias—it's what I'm most familiar with and many of the English studies are from here.

    https://domesticviolencestatistics.org/domestic-violence-statistics/

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/03/abortion-bans-domestic-violence-pregnancy-homicide-dobbs-roe-v-wade.html

    https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2023/03/01/the-enduring-grip-of-the-gender-pay-gap/

    https://www.eeoc.gov/data/sexual-harassment-our-nations-workplaces

    #WomensRights #DomesticViolence #GenderPayGap #DoBetter

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice ARGHGERGAFSRHAGSHAHAGAGHAHZHHGSHAJEHGEHDHDHAHAHHFHHEHAHSTTAFRAHAHHAHARSAGHATAHAGSRAJATTSYAHARAGAGAHAHARAGAHARFAAEHARGHARAGHAHAGSGTWGGDGHTATAYT

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice also I propose replacing the government with mastodon polls. we will get more done.

    alice , to random
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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice thanks!

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    AverseABFun ,
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    @catsalad @alice according to the movie "Orion and the Dark" sleep is Russian and gets people to sleep by suffocating them or using a hammer or whatever

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice yeah Orion wasn't really likable at least not at the start

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice plus everyone seemed to just ignore Orion's SERIOUS mental disorders that should be treated by a psychiatrist

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    History is so interesting.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts that sounds like something Russia would have done

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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice I was eating pizza hut pizza on my birthday while watching strange world and now I'm just a normal nearodivergent guy

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    People are once again mistaking me for a bot, so here's me holding Fishy. He is infinitely more photogenic than I will ever be.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts gasp face reveal

    alice , to random
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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice @catsalad I have a repeatedly beeping demon spawn alarm that wakes me up from my non-phone alarm

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice I barely need any sleep and my dad made my phone be locked between 8:30pm-7am but yeah

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    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice I haven't seen that meme but it sounds like what is currently happening to me

    AverseABFun ,
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    @alice thanks!

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Me: The pain is unbearable. I need more morphine.

    AI Nurse: Morphine does not exist. There are no medications that start with an M.

    Me: That is wrong. Please give me something to help relieve the pain.

    AI Nurse: Of course! You are a 185 pound male. An adult, male kangaroo weighs up to 190 pounds. Therefore, I will administer kangaroo medicine.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts and they will be the worst nurses you have ever heard of and they will have a 95% death rate

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I wonder what movie it was for.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts and how long was the actual movie

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    That's terrifying.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts you spin me right round baby right round

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts wait till you see hurricanes. They go up to 12 mph!

    Chrishallbeck , to random
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    Bite.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @Chrishallbeck what is the name of the character, or does it have one?

    AverseABFun ,
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    @coyoty @Chrishallbeck cool, thanks.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I believe it was for excessive drug use.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts i mean, how did dory lose her short term memory?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Elon is the worst.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts this sounds like something that he would say

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Wow.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts as a Christian, I can confirm

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Naturally.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts of course, octember is the 13th month(someone will get my reference)

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    DeSantis is the worst.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts I'm even less racist: I dislike EVERYONE equally!

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I never would have guessed.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts ra ra Rasputin lover of a random crush in kindergarten
    there was a cat that was surrounded

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Got called a fascist by a Biden supporter for..... saying I support Biden?

    Lesson of the day: Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, put your phone down, and remind yourself that you simply cannot win on social media.

    Me: That is exactly the problem I am trying to point out here though. It has become impossible to make the smallest criticism about one party without people instantly accusing you of supporting the opposing party. I support Biden, I am going to vote with Biden, and I think it is very problematic when people become afraid to criticize parts of a thing that they generally support. Someone replying to my above comment: Okay fascist, get the fuck off my timeline
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    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Same photo as on the original post except with the account being @cmdr_nova

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Feeling down because everyone on social media is funnier than you? Don't despair. Instead, find the funniest person you know and eat them. Devouring another human won't transfer their sense of humor to you or anything, but it will give you one less funny person to compete with.

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts instructions unclear, now me and that person are in a stable relationship and they are still too funny for my liking

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Very cool of Amazon to put unnecessary ads in their shows just so they can charge us more money to get rid of the ads that don't need to be there in the first place.

    It's the digital equivalent of the Coca-Cola Company putting rocks into cans of soda and then introducing "New and improved Rock-Free Coke, only one dollar more than the rock-filled original!".

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts press X to agree
    spams X

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    That's so interesting.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    AverseABFun ,
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    @lowqualityfacts this is actually partially true, I'm not even kidding(also disclaimer: I am not a doctor)

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