Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field ( thehardtimes.net )
‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs ( reductress.com )
read more: https://reductress.com/post/remote-work-is-hurting-company-culture-says-ceo-after-3rd-round-of-layoffs/
Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 ( thehardtimes.net )
Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one ( chaser.com.au )
Goddamn onion
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate ( www.theonion.com )
Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians ( newsthump.com )
17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising ( www.theonion.com )
Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding ( thehardtimes.net )
Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings ( www.theonion.com )
Bring out the rule book ( lemmy.world )
Warren "all you can eat" Buffet ( midwest.social )
12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home ( www.theonion.com )
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number ( www.theonion.com )
Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI ( www.theonion.com )
God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers ( hard-drive.net )
Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.
New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday ( www.theonion.com )
CEO Relieved AI Can Never Replace Him If He Already Contributes Nothing To Company ( www.theonion.com )
Felony conviction first thing Trump has earned in whole life ( thebeaverton.com )
Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong ( thehardtimes.net )
The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants ( lemmy.world )
via Bluesky
Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand ( thehardtimes.net )
‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day ( newsthump.com )
Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes ( www.theonion.com )
AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla workforce, we have come to the decision that stopping the car is no longer a critical...