Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 ( thehardtimes.net )
Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand ( thehardtimes.net )
No Scan Do ( i.kinja-img.com )
read more: https://www.theonion.com/no-scan-do-1851166788
Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate ( hard-drive.net )
Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry ( thehardtimes.net )
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate ( www.theonion.com )
Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain ( www.theonion.com )
Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons ( newsthump.com )
Bring out the rule book ( lemmy.world )
Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to man shouting "Not All Men" every time she talks ( chaser.com.au )
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond ( www.theonion.com )
‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had ( reductress.com )
read more: https://reductress.com/post/school-never-taught-us-about-taxes-says-woman-who-wouldnt-remember-it-even-if-they-had/
The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants ( lemmy.world )
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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet ( midwest.social )
12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home ( www.theonion.com )
‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs ( reductress.com )
read more: https://reductress.com/post/remote-work-is-hurting-company-culture-says-ceo-after-3rd-round-of-layoffs/
Fan of Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack Announces Plans to Never Listen to Any Other Jazz Ever ( hard-drive.net )
Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’ ( newsthump.com )
Bully Suspended for Verbally Harassing Peers Argues He Was Just Pushing Boundaries With His Comedy ( reductress.com )
Seinfeld slams woke student audiences: “Back when I dated high school girls, they found me hilarious!” ( www.thebeaverton.com )
HOLLYWOOD – With his Netflix comedy film Unfrosted debuting to abysmal reviews, 70-year-old comedian Jerry Seinfeld blames the failure on “extreme left, and PC college campus audiences”, unlike in his heyday, when the teenage girls he dated were fans of his comedy.