Formerly @ZeroCool

I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance

Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.

He has seen his birth and death many times, he says, and pays random visits to all the events in between.

An incomplete list of reasons I block accounts:

• Ranting about journalism rather than discussing the actual news.
• Whining about paywalls rather than just circumventing them yourself. It’s 2024 you should know how to use an archival site by now. Don’t expect everyone to everything for you.

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

Your go-to source for hilarious satire news on the chaotic world of parenting. TattletaleTimes.com
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Also The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world

Asses to asses, butts to butts

Also The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website

Clodsire @ Leftovers Ability: Unaware EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD Tera Type: Water Careful Nature

• Toxic
• Stealth Rock
• Recover
• Earthquake

Hexbear.net sleeper agent

I know nothing!

Admin at Slrpnk.net

Pronouns: they/he

Admins PM me for access to Fedi Admin Guild Loomio

Editor and writer for theGlitch - the online-est of tech rags.

Fast left

They/them NB

The most annoying thing about being famous is having to tell everyone how famous you are.

Also: @Maven

cultural reviewer and dabbler in stylistic premonitions

Young humanoid in the UK. Proudly LGBT. Slava Ukraini! | they/them

aspe:keyoxide.org:LJEENB2IEL3U4MEJRP7GHBOY4U

Formerly of:

• Lemmy.ml
• Sopuli

From the river to the sea, Palestine shall be free