Anticorp ,

They'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.

HubertManne ,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.

Kedly ,

This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good

Flax_vert ,

Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading

LifeOfChance ,

Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop

hydroptic ,

To reload please drink verification can

Flax_vert ,

Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot

rgb3x3 ,

They joke, but it would likely work. Become a defense contractor and the US government will let you do anything

MyNamesNotRobert ,

And they really do mean anything. They're even allowed to assassinate potential whistleblowers.

ArcaneSlime ,

But just "making rifles" doesn't make you a defense contractor without a contract to supply America's "defenses" with arms. And if they're made outside the US they'll be subject to import laws and could be blocked that way like Russian guns.

xilliah ,
@xilliah@beehaw.org avatar

With the sniper rifles you hear the tok before the tik.

Finalsolo963 ,

Holosun moment

Jimmyeatsausage ,

That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Does the sound alternate for each round

reddit_sux ,

I can see this happening...

SomeAmateur ,

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"

NegativeInf ,

"My Husband..."

renrenPDX ,

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

Flax_vert ,

shoots someone by accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"

SpikesOtherDog ,

Ate the Onion for one whole second.

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