Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers ( www.theonion.com )
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WASHINGTON – Members of John Fetterman’s staff confirmed today that the Pennsylvania senator has successfully completed a total re-speccing of his entire character, including his personality, policies, and collection of ill-fitted gym shorts....
In this article, The Onion brings you testimonials from various Boeing staff at all levels of operation.