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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one ( chaser.com.au )

Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 ( thehardtimes.net )

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand ( thehardtimes.net )

Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate ( hard-drive.net )

Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry ( thehardtimes.net )

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate ( www.theonion.com )

Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain ( www.theonion.com )

Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons ( newsthump.com )

Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to man shouting "Not All Men" every time she talks ( chaser.com.au )

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond ( www.theonion.com )

‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had ( reductress.com )

read more: https://reductress.com/post/school-never-taught-us-about-taxes-says-woman-who-wouldnt-remember-it-even-if-they-had/

12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home ( www.theonion.com )

‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs ( reductress.com )

read more: https://reductress.com/post/remote-work-is-hurting-company-culture-says-ceo-after-3rd-round-of-layoffs/

Fan of Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack Announces Plans to Never Listen to Any Other Jazz Ever ( hard-drive.net )

Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’ ( newsthump.com )

Bully Suspended for Verbally Harassing Peers Argues He Was Just Pushing Boundaries With His Comedy ( reductress.com )

Seinfeld slams woke student audiences: “Back when I dated high school girls, they found me hilarious!” ( www.thebeaverton.com )

HOLLYWOOD – With his Netflix comedy film Unfrosted debuting to abysmal reviews, 70-year-old comedian Jerry Seinfeld blames the failure on “extreme left, and PC college campus audiences”, unlike in his heyday, when the teenage girls he dated were fans of his comedy.

‘I Don't Believe Deepfakes Should Be Regulated,' Says Man Who Is the Reason Deepfakes Should Be Regulated ( reductress.com )

Norway To Start Hiding Its Standard Of Living To Make Other Countries Feel Better About Themselves ( www.theonion.com )

Are Video Games Too Political Now? We Asked Five Horrifically Racist YouTubers, and You’ll Never Guess What They Said ( hard-drive.net )

Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You're Arguing With Is Bot or Child ( hard-drive.net )

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes ( www.theonion.com )

AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla workforce, we have come to the decision that stopping the car is no longer a critical...