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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Today marks 1095 days since my last sip of Mountain Dew Code Red. It has been a long journey full of temptations, but I am proud to say that I am officially three years Mountain Dew Code Red free.

tehabe ,
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@lowqualityfacts how long were you on it?

molly0xfff , to random
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back in my day we called this spyware

tehabe ,
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@molly0xfff but it is for your own good, in case you forgot something

lowqualityfacts , to random
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2024: OpenAI releases a free virtual assistant with a weirdly flirty voice.

2025: Millions of men become emotionally attached to the AI.

2026: OpenAI threatens to delete your virtual girlfriend if you don't pay a monthly subscription. You must also buy her digital flowers or she will hate you.

tehabe ,
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@lowqualityfacts 2028 the AI will convince everyone to vote for the Great AI for president, Sam Altman denies that the Great AI is him

molly0xfff , to random
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"Americans aren't confident in crypto. The crypto industry, however, says crypto is very important to Americans."

great to see such hard-hitting journalism from @politico

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/10/trump-crypto-biden-00157051

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  • tehabe ,
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    @molly0xfff must have been an online poll on some crypto site

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Poor Brian.

    tehabe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts there is this rumour that people would demand Summer of 69 on a Ryan Adams concert

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    tehabe ,
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    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

    tehabe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts so you are following The Shoveler?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I'm curious to hear your thoughts on Robert's take here.

    tehabe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts if the pokemon had allign themselves with the Japanese Empire, maybe they would have rebelled against their use in arena for sports and spectacle

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    tehabe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts that's why he was so invested in milk

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