lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

Crowjane ,
@Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts
I can dig it!

johnhattan ,
@johnhattan@dobbs.town avatar

@lowqualityfacts I AM READY https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU

Unabart ,
@Unabart@dobbs.town avatar

@lowqualityfacts You can totally dig that hole, but you have to angle it just right. Source: am deep hole digger.

foolishowl ,
@foolishowl@social.coop avatar

@lowqualityfacts I may not understand the question, but I'm pretty sure the answer is carbon-fiber hulls.

hroe ,
@hroe@mastodon.nz avatar

@lowqualityfacts how do you think I got from 🇨🇱 to 🇳🇿? (But don’t follow me. I barely post.)

brzz ,
@brzz@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts just realised you no longer follow me. Guess my holes weren't up to snuff... wouldn't be the first time 😢

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