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HailSatan

@HailSatan@metalhead.club

Antifaschist, Anarchist, Atheist. FICK die NSAfd, die AFDP, die dreckige CxU und natürlich AlQaida (die sogenannte Basis). Ehemann von @HeilMorgenstern

FUCK YOUR GOD!

#NotJustSad
#ADS
#Dissociation
#PTBS

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DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Time for Syphilis Jesus (tm) to pay the piper.

HailSatan ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot

@Benjaminblackoak
I know it's not funny at all but I can't stop laughing. Syphilis Jesus, thats hilarious!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Baseball isn't boring at all. I always hoped for a sport that makes it possible to eat a sub while playing. Okay, it IS boring but Baseball gave us the Baseball bat and you can ask numerous fascist how good I am with a Baseball bat!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Bernie Sanders.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I guess if the democrats let Bernie go for presidency instead of Hillary Donald Dumb (who in the world decides to be called Donald if there is the possibility to be called John???) would have had a harder fight!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love elephants.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Did you know that the elephant man wasn't called elephant man because of the look of his face but because of what he had in his trousers? I love elephants too because they never forget, my brain is like a sieve and I'm jealous.

futurebird , to random
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Official campaign video says "unified reich" to describe Trump victory.

Campaign blames the intern.

I guess we should be happy they aren't just doubling down and saying "what's wrong with unity" or whatever.

The Intern.

That doesn't explain anything!
Why do you have lil nazi interns? (we know why)

HailSatan ,
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@futurebird
It's never just Trump. It's Trump, it's the ppl in the GOP allowing him to, it's the ppl voting for him. If it would be just Trump he'd go bankrupt like he did with Taj Mahal casino.
@spacegeck

molly0xfff , to random
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back in my day we called this spyware

HailSatan ,
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@molly0xfff
My first PC came with DOS 6.22 and has been up to date as I got it. My first mobile phone was able to do calls, not SMS or anything else and has been up to date as I got it. My first phone that you can call a smartphone was a HTC Dream (T-Mobile G1), I got it back in 2009. I've never been afraid of new technologies and always loved to get my hands on them as fast as possible but I'm absolutely not planning to use any AI.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Asking Isreal to agree to a ceasefire but then sending them a billion dollars worth of weapons is like telling your dog to stay off the couch but then slathering peanut butter on the cushions.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
You're american, right? If you'd party near the canadian border and a big group of islamistic terrorists would cross the border, brutally raping and killing thousands of ppl and your gouverment starts an invasion in Canada, would you want them to stop before the islamistic thread is whiped out? It's a war the Hamas could instantly stop if they'd put down the weapons and give up. But the Hamas sinply prefers taking humans as shields.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so generous.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
He anounced that after dreaming of a hybrid lifeform he either calls Rick or Dat.

If you really want to laugh: the thingie on the picture can be bought on Etsy. It costs 360€. That's over 400$.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Classic Ross.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I was born in the '80s, was a teen in the '90s but never watched a single episode of Friends, Beverly Hills 90210 or any other american Telenovela of that time.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I bet he played basketball.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
He's been wearing red trousers so the enemy can't see if he's bleeding. For the same reasons the Nazis have been wearing brown trousers.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uh oh, Joe Rogan is thinking out loud again.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
There are no meat balls if you're eating true italian food. Meat balls and pasta are a pure american thing....

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Trump supporters are now wearing diapers. Remember the heartwarming scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler pissed his pants to make the shy nerdy kid feel better? It's like that, except they're doing it to defend a 77 year old fascist who would slaughter their entire family to make a quick buck.

Trump supporters holding a banner that says "Real Men Wear Diapers, Trump 2024"

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
It's a damn Cult!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Sign me up.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Dude, their bite is poisonous and they ar like 2 meters long as an adult dragon. I'd prefer a chameleon instead. But tbh I don't think exotic animals should be held as a pet. I'm an asshole but I'm not a Joe Schreibvogel like asshole!
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm going to combine the best features of every social media platform to create the ultimate app. It will contain:

-the interconnectivity of Mastodon.
-the simplistic design of Threads.
-the active community of Bluesky.
-the absence of Twitter.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
You just defined .

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wish he had followed through with this bold vision.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I never watched any Star Wars but I truly love Mr. Lucas for the LucasArts point and click adventures and I think I'll boot the PS5 now to play Full Throttle.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Not cool Walt.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Did you know he was wearing trained and painted mealworm's as mustache?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That makes sense! I thought Alice Cooper is his biological son but he isn't looking like him at all.

GossiTheDog , to random
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Truth Social is apparently based on Mastodon - according to their website.

They claim to have 5 million users.

They just floated on the stock market and have a market cap of $7 billion.

The Fediverse has around 15 million users, so by the same logic this place is worth $21 billion.

You all owe me a million dollars in fake shareholder value for reading this.

HailSatan ,
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@GossiTheDog
It's a bubble that will burst. The 'social' network made 3.4 million $ in 2023 compared to a loss of 49 million $. It's a scam, a meme. If you buy the share you can as well burn the money to ashes.
@sentient_water

HailSatan ,
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@philip_cardella
You could simply buy something you really like with the money. I'd have to look how much the share is right now but some time it has been over 66$ a share. With that money you could go to a nice restaurant or if you're living in america (I'm from germany) you could pay for 1-2 months health insurance with the money you'd spend for 1 share. And if you'd do that you wouldn't support a wannabe Dictator...
@GossiTheDog @sentient_water

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about the ocean.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
The stars are in the sky. They would be dead chunks of stone if there wouldn't be suns. The Blobfish is named after the Blob. It's scary by itself and doesn't need a sun to shine. It's all about the position!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Greek mythology is so fascinating.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
But he sometimes metamorphoses into a muscle-bound bull to abduct (and later rape) mortal woman to produce semi-gods. It really is fascinating but at the same time absolutely perverted.

If you don't believe me do a websearch for: Europa, daughter of Agenor.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Incredible.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I'm not sure about that. But if an ant would have the size of a mouse it could use me instead of a basket ball to throw from the 3 meter line without starting to sweat.
@lowqualityfacts

HourlyBirds Bot , to random
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Picture of a

HailSatan ,
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@HourlyBirds
Is that a
Fratercula arctica? What a beautiful bird!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uh oh.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I had to do a websearch for him. Jup. It's that boygroup douchebag.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's crazy to think they still named a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle after him.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
So sad that he could only travel through time once. I'd instantly had like 50 or 60 fascist 'politicians' I'd love to..... I realised it myself. Guess I'd better stop at this point.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the first Low Quality Fact ever written. It will no doubt live on in low quality history for eternity.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That are 5 million more than a fish. That's why I prefer eating fish from eating hamster.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I think I'll stick to candy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I need to go to Mexico then! I truely love Amarillos. Did you know that Amardillos are named 'Gürteltier' in germany? If you translate that into english it's Belt Animal.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I made a rookie mistake in arguing with someone on the internet today, so here's a non-controversial fact to calm things down. I think it's safe to say that we all support the Hemsworths on this one.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
He's not an actor, only a doctor!
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's reasonable.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That is something I have in common with the americans! Especially because that dirt (Mate & Matcha) have been sold by Atilla Hildmann, a german Neonazi and Covidiot of turkish origin who flew to turkey some time ago to avoid punishment for his various hatecrimes.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Calvin Coolidge will always be my favorite president.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Thanks for the reminder! I have to buy some worm dehorser. My pet worm is infected with horses.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's reasonable.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
In NRW you have to put 2 tons of Thermite on it, set it on fire and escape alive to pass your test. True story!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wouldn't have been able to resist that temptation either.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I don't get why the imaginary friend should be interested in forbidding a fruit. Fruits are healthy and scurvy is pretty shitty. No matter what fruit the imaginary friend wants to forbid, I'd definitely eat it. Probably while showing my middle finger to the imaginary friend.
@lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Please help my cat become a billionaire, because let's face it, there are far worse versions of late stage capitalism.
https://gofund.me/40393797

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I like cat's but I'd rather buy some treats to give them to Fishy. That mkay?

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